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[scythetherifle]

can you not rob my local bank for 2 days pleasepelw

I’ve got bad news for ya, darlin’. I don’t do any bank robbin’. I ain’t the culprit. I hate to say it, but yer princess is in another castle.

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actually you should just harvest homophobes for pride month

Hah! What else do you think I’ve been doin’ all month?

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miss scythe./tease its pride month. you know what that means/ref

What. What is this? Are ya trynna out me? ‘Cause you ain’t doin’ a great job o’ it.

Unless yer wantin’ me to do, like, gay harvests. Or somethin’. In which case, I ain’t changin’ my routine just for pride month. What gets harvested and what doesn’t don’t matter one bit to me.

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Gah! Yer a real buzzkill, ya know that? Fine, take the Bux, if you insist.

{You gained +500 Bux!}

Thanks for the hand, haha. I really do appreciate yer work. If this new arm starts talkin’, though, it sure as shit won’t be pretty.

You enjoy that extra Bux! I’ll go give these bombs to someone who’ll actually appreciate ‘em.

Hey there, ‘Kit. Would ya rather be compensated with a couple o’ bombs or some extra Bux for gettin’ that arm done faster?

There is a right answer, by the way.

—☀️ { @scythetherifle }

I’d rather take the bux, thanks. Your arm is finished now though. Hopefully it’s not sentient this time.

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It's really nice to be in the Family now! But does this mean I gotta stop interacting with Scalpel because he hates you all? And cults in general.. He's nice I promise! Plus he pays for, a lot of things I do, and he makes sure I'm healthy. He's great! I just gotta convince him this isn't stupid!

(Yeepers I yap...,,,)

--Claws

You don’t gotta convince him o’ nothin’. You know how’ta make yer own choices. I ain’t tellin’ ya t’cut off no one, but if yer thinkin’ he’s gonna take out his judgement on you, then yer family will have yer back. I ain’t about t’ let ya get hurt.

I’m willin’ta provide for ya the same I do for the others if you’ll let me. We got plenty’a money comin’ in.

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Ya sure are a fascinatin’ li’l liability. I’d be lyin’ if I said I’d reckon yer any safer here. You ain’t breakin’ any laws, but ‘round here some lowlifes would be quick to cut’cha up for scrap, and if ya get spotted in the wrong region some higher-ranked snobs would pay big bux to get’cha under a microscope.

Yer an anomaly, Red—‘specially if ya keep answerin’ questions so quick. Lyin’s a powerful tool, but keepin’ yer mouth shut’s a skill.

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

[scythetherifle]

Pfft— I don’t think you know who yer talkin’ to. “Some shadier folk tryin’a get their hands on somethin’ like this,” hah—! Darlin’, I’m about as shady as it gets~

{Scythe pulled out her gear, which had been in rifle mode on her back, and converted it to her good old scythe. She held the thing upright next to her, the end of it propped against the ground, mostly just supporting it with her arm. This was an act of display, mainly.}

It ain’t exactly legal t’ have gear like mine neither. It’s a blessin’ I got an awfully forgivin’ father. Street gang is such a harsh way o’ puttin’ it, really. I’m part of a family~

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

[scythetherifle]

Hah! Havin’ bastards after yer head is certainly somethin’ I can sympathize with. If y’wanna stay off the radar, I’d be careful with those firearms o’yers. Not alotta demons run around with more than one gear. Some bootlicker might think yer part o’ my lot.

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

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{Well now Scythe is confused too!}

No bot from Blackrock is smart enough to play that stupid. …Y’really ain’t from around here, are ya? What are ya doin’ here?

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

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Yer a prickly little thing, aren’t’cha? Didn’t know Blackrock was gettin’ creative with their tin cans.

{Scythe’s hand is on her gear. Ready.}

The name’s Rifle: One’a the most wanted demons out there. It’s a shame this is yer first time seein’ my face~

What are y’doin’ out ‘round these parts, Red? Lookin’ t’collect a bounty or two?

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

[scythetherifle]

"Who the hell are you?"

*yeah, she's definitely not a demon based off of her looks*

-- Red (@askroguered)

Who am I? Strong choice o’ words for somethin’ so far from home. Yer in my territory now, Fireball, an’ I don’t appreciate the attitude. What the phuck are you?

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nice horns

Thanks, I stole ‘em from the warden!

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Howdy! I happen’d ‘cross these while I was out harvestin’. Figured you might like a couple of ‘em. Here.

{You were gifted 💣x3!}

—☀️ { @scythetherifle }

WOAH!

Aww thanks boss I bet I could do somethin' with these!

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I wish u were my mom cuz, I don't like my mom and I think u r neat. I dislike her more than I do u.

(Idk if I sent this before bad memory)

Darlin’, you’re sweet, but I ain’t fit to be your mom. I’ve got a busy life with the four I’m already takin’ care of. My family, though, would welcome you with open arms~

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Back in Lost Temple! Home sweet home~

I guess I got one more errand t’run before I can settle down, though. Work just ain’t ever over, is it?

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(hehe my ask blog is in chaos after I said that the child human gun will die and disappear into nothing after the event ends I'm so evil)

ooc//

OP YOU SAID WHAT!!! ah hell i really have to respond to that ask soon oh my god

(or i have to keep putting it off for as long as possible so that they’re forced to come back <3)

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The prototypes? Whew…—Thanks, but— I think I’ll be good to wait until you get finished with the new’un. I’ve been handlin’ myself up until now, an’ I’ll be fine for a few extra days.

Thank ya kindly for yer help, ‘Kit. Nd’ do yer best not t’ give this one any critical thinkin’ skills.

Howdy, ‘Kit! I got a favor to ask o’ya.

D’ya mind makin’ me a new arm? The last one grew legs and walked away, hah…! Ha…

I’m not kiddin’.

—☀️ { @scythetherifle }

Ha ha, very funny. …Wait, seriously? How?

I’ll start working on it once I can. Meanwhile you can use one of the old prototypes or something…