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Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

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Check it out! Listen to us talk about various stuff! We just wanna entertain you!!

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One of the notes to the theater owners in Phantom of the Opera says “My salary has not been paid”. Why is the Phantom asking for a salary. What is he gonna do with it? How much is he asking for? Is he paying for a tuner for his organ down in the underground lake? Does he walk out with his mask and big ass cloak to buy more candles from the corner store down the street? Is there some poor clerk who just has to sell groceries to a weird guy in a half-mask who makes vague death threats at him and then leaves once a month? These are questions that need satisfactory answers

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i’m not gonna finish reading this post because nothing it could possibly say is going to top this analogy 

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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

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https://instagram.com/p/BTbk4ypARrj/

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Y’all - my best pal and I made a podcast and you should listen to it! 

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I love being gay and I hate the government

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what do you think about the Batman dick pic

we’ve been seeing female characters drawn with their nipples pointing out of their clothes, with cameltoe poppin’ out of leather pants somehow, with thong leotards with their butt cheeks flapping in the wind. is about time we saw some super men dick if u ask me

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straight vampires are so unrealistic

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Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

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Me: *Walks through leaves*

Leaves: *crunch*

Me (externally): ☺

Me (internally): 🍂🎃🍁💀🍃👻🍁💀🍃🎃🍁🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃👻🍁💀🍂🍃👻🍂🎃🍁🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃💀🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁🍃🎃🍂👻🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃🍁🍃🍂💀🍃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍃🍂🎃🍁💀🍃🎃🍂👻🍃👻🍁🎃👻

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I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

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The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body