seanbcassidy

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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tumblr isn’t a social media site, it’s just my room

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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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i just love being lazy i’m sorry i can’t help it like unless a it’s life or death situation why are we expending an insane amount of effort. we could be laying in the grass watching the word go by. take my hand

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mom said its my turn on the lifelong sense of grief

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Hi, Sean! -Carmen

Hello, seester.

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I can't believe you're married

Honestly? Me either. I had always hoped marriage would happen at some point, but I never thought it would happen this early in life. Shout out to my husband for taking one for the team.

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@imhankmccoy

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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employers will try to convince you that you need a "career" and that you need to "network" and make "professional contacts" and this is false. you need to eat treats with your friends and have a silly niche blog on an unprofitable web platform

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I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.