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s h e !

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“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

text post starters. ( its a month old n o )

               she strikes an overzealous pose, looking to the other blonde before breaking down into a giggle followed by a snort.  such moments of gracelessness, such rare feats she wouldn’t be caught dead partaking in.  ❛ you know --- you’re quite adorable yourself !  so i guess the proper phrasing would be you look so cute, too, bro. ❜

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give elara sibling figures thanks 

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♔ ❛   inesprit ⋅

          ❛   SPLASH  WATER  ON  ME          again  and  i  will  dunk  you.   ❜

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               she smiles, a silent siren’s song alluding and alluring to danger.  her tail moves slowly underneath the water, shimmering distorted orange and blues.  ❛ dunk me ?  i’m always surrounded by water --- so, do your worst, ❜  she’s a playful lyric, leaning forward with quirked eyebrow; a challenge for the woman of death before her.

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hi i drew the Girl(tm) thank u for ur time 

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The Signs as things found in nature

Aries:wildfires, olive branches, alpha wolves Taurus:mushrooms, wild horses, mossy stones Gemini:flowers in concrete, snakes, hurricanes Cancer:moonlight, rain showers, the womb Leo:peyote plants, lava, fireflies Virgo:bear families, weeping willow trees, spiderwebs Libra:gold, chameleons, salt Scorpio:caves, thorns, icebergs Sagittarius:water lilies, El Nino, tornados Capricorn:rabbits, kudzu, earth quakes Aquarius:the northern lights, sand, waterfalls Pisces:pearls, cherry trees, tadpoles

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my aesthetic? elara trying to be the mom friend for .5 seconds then bein like ‘screw it’ 

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a fun fact abt mermaids is that dependin on how deep in the water they live theyd have to b p thick to to withstand the pressure so ,,,, Chubby Mermaids

OOOOOO YOU’RE RIGHT I’M SAVING THIS BC THIS IS GOOD 2 KNO

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Simple relaxing mermaid illustration~

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text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

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like she may get all up in ur space but?? she doesn’t smell bad tbh. like --- ofc she’ll smell like the fuckin ocean thats given --- though, initially, i feel like it’ll be pretty overwhelming of a smell that, with time, will Downgrade(tm)

man elara…has no real care for personal space. mermaids don’t particularly care for it — and i should do more w/ it tbh…

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man,,,this might b oversharing but it’s for a good reason --- a lot of the ppl where i live are deadass petrified of bigger cities ( as in the town i go to school in literally has the official title of ‘village’ and if you mention kansas city or st. louis they look like they’re ready to flop over dead like a possum ) and i feel like?? the ppl of the ocean may be the same way?? like, all of them r just so scared of humans or smth idk heirnhgeir

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I mean they swim like dolphin's but their hair is also probably ratty af

omg you’re right,,,,man they look Hella underwater but then they get a lil above water and then it’s like oh no i’ve made a mistake

though!! most mermaids don’t tread outside of the ocean!! s O they Always look Hella

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they have abs like a mf

pROBABLy not all of them tho i can see most of them(?) being fit bc...water...swooshy swoosh u kno??

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man i,,,wonder if,,,,mermaids get like som scales on the sides of their legs whenever they do the Thing

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SPONGEBOB SENTENCE MEME

❛  we stole a balloon !!  ❜ ❛  the gang’s all here.  ❜ ❛  too bad that didn’t kill me.  ❜ ❛  you used me … for land development !!  ❜ ❛  we can never go home. we’re wanted. we’ll spend the rest of our lives running.  ❜ ❛  it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.  ❜ ❛  i’m ugly and i’m proud !!  ❜ ❛  who are you calling pinhead ??  ❜ ❛  so this is what i find !! my best friend, and my ex best friend and       rubber bath toys ?!  ❜ ❛  liar liar, plants for hire.  ❜ ❛  i went to college !!  ❜ ❛  so, thanks. thanks for nothing.  ❜ ❛  people talk loud when they want to act smart.  ❜ ❛  i guess i’m not wearing any pants today.  ❜ ❛  maybe it’s an embarrassing snapshot of me from the christmas party !!  ❜ ❛  oh no he’s hot !!  ❜ ❛  i’m so close to solving this mystery i can almost taste it.  ❜ ❛  are you feeling it now ( name ) ??  ❜ ❛  i’ve got a gazillion secrets. ❜ ❛  we should take ( name ) and push it somewhere else !!  ❜ ❛  the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.  ❜ ❛  oh you know … makeout reef.  ❜ ❛  don’t touch me i’m sterile.  ❜ ❛  so it’s come to this. and to think we joined the best friends forever club.  ❜