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Baby fever

I want to get pregnant so bad! My husband and I decided to start trying to have a baby. The day after we decided that, I got the ovulation tracker and I was ovulating! The ovulation tracker said my LH was up for 2 days! We had sex 3 times in that 2 days and again the 3rd day even though the tracker didn't say my LH was up. But when I looked at the lines on the tracker, the LH line was still there but faint. How amazing would it be if we got pregnant on the first try! The funny thing is, my husband is Irish and I was ovulating on St Patrick's day! We joked and said maybe we will have the luck of the Irish! But I won't know until the first of April. I can't wait. I'm trying so hard not to get my hopes up, but it's hard. I want a baby with him so bad.

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I legitimately pray for power outages at malls so I can lift freely for like 10 mins

THIS IS MY FUCKING DREAMMMM DUDE IMAGINE BEING AT THE MALL AMD IT BEING A LITTLE STORMY OUT AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN boom. the POWER GOES OUT AND THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING AND THE LIGHTS ARE OUT I WOULD B O L T TO SEPHORA AND STUFF MY BAG FULL AND TAKE SO MYCH TAGGED SHIT UGHDHHD THIS IS MY LITERAL LIFE DREAM HAHAAH

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Cenote Calavera

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OMG

Got wind of a new type of camera to watch out for. 

HERE is the thread if you’d like to check it out

HERE is what the cams look like

HERE is a demo of the fisheye effect. 

Very clever and very dangerous. Full pan/tilt/zoom capacity and extremely wide coverage. Stay alert for these new cams. 

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Kinda wanna go to college and make my momma proud kinda wanna do drugs and fuck up my entire life

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Biggest Walmart haul ever.

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MOBILE USERS!!!! There’s an app called “ViewExif” that you can use to see what kind of EXIF data is attached to your photos. It’s 99c in the App Store. As you can see, there is no location because I have TURNED OFF LOCATION SERVICES FOR CAMERA/PHOTOS!! If you are not doing this you need to. After you look at a photo, you have the option to share it without any EXIF data attached!!!!!!! If you have an android or some other non-Apple phone, maybe try looking for an app similar to this. It’s super helpful in making sure people can’t track you from your photos.

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self checkout method (finally)

Okay so, a lot of you have been asking how we get so many groceries in our hauls and there have been lots of requests for our method so i’m writing it up for y'all FINALLY. I’m the only one of my group who has done this method, so I only have my own experience to draw from. If you try this out and find something else that works for you, send me some tips about it! I’m quite interested in seeing what other people come up with.

Okay so here’s how it’s done: You get your groceries or whatever you want at Walmart or another store that has self check-out. Don’t get too many items because buying a whole cartful of stuff with self check out is SUS. My average is about 130$ worth of stuff and the. highest i’m willing to go is 200. Scan ALL of your items in self check out. Then you just swipe your card as DEBIT and type in the wrong pin number. Walk away before the machine processes the wrong pin and head for the door. Usually, employees don’t notice but it’s VERY important to keep an eye on them with your peripheral vision. Wait for them to get distracted and then type in your pin and leave as fast as you can.

Notes: *Wear big noticeable headphones and fuck around on your phone/ipod to make it look like you aren’t paying a lot of attention to the machine. That way if someone catches you, it’ll just look like you’re an idiot who wasn’t paying attention to their card getting declined.

*you want the scanner that is closest to the door. This is also the scanner closest to the SA’s desk. This is the best scanner because it allows for a quick exit and it gives you a good view of the SA. What’s important is that you see them, it doesn’t matter if they see you until literally the last second.

*If the SA is still too close to you when you are ready to put in your wrong PIN, stall. Pretend you are texting or looking for your card in your bag. Just do whatever until they aren’t looking/close anymore.

* DVD’s that are R-rated, alchohol and electronics require an employee code, get these items first so that you don’t have an SA close to you when you’re ready to leave.

*This method is all or nothing. Sometimes you will get caught by SA’s but they cannot prove that your trying to lift bc you can just say like “oh i don’t know why my card didn’t work? I thought i had money on it!” And then you just have to leave and try again at a different store.

*if you are scared that the scanner will charge your card, you can always use an expired card or a gift card with no money on it.

*act like you don’t understand the machines if an SA comes to help you.

*Obviously don’t do it to the same store a lot

Good Luck and happy lifting!!

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You can lift food too!

For any of you who are afraid of lifting food from fast food places or even Starbucks, here’s some tips and easy places to start out.

Panera has an easy way where you can lift food. At all paneras, you can order food online and then pick it up at the store, and they leave your food on a shelf. The easiest way to lift food is to pretend to look for your name at the pickup shelf, take it, and walk out like its yours. I’ve done this countless times and its worked like a charm.

Starbucks is a very common place to lift from for drinks and cups/snacks. I’ve lifted 2 tumblers from there and it was very simple. I picked up the tumbler like it was mine and waited in line. Then I pretended to look at the menu to choose what I wanted to order and then after a few moments I pretended to change my mind and walk out, with my new tumbler. Nobody ever notices because they’re all busy waiting for their drinks or waiting to order. As for the drinks, just stand really close to the pick up area and look at the barista as they are making the upcoming drink. They’ll probably think that you’re the one who ordered, and won’t yell out the name. If they do and someone comes to pick up the drink, just pretend you thought it was yours.

For now, this is all I have on lifting food from fast food areas. I hope this helps somebody💕💕

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Purpskurp

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Purse tips for outlet stores

Go when people are busy and no one is hanging out by the exit. Get some purses and put them on the crook of your elbow. Get some hanging on a rack or something, not from displays. Look around a bit more oohing and aahing, then walk out. Usually outlet stores don’t have tags but YMMV. Don’t act suspicious don’t look back just keep walking. IMPORTANT: IF YOU PUT A PURSE FROM A MICHAEL KORS STORE OR SOMETHING ON YOUR ELBOW MAKE SURE THE BRAND NAME ISN’T FACING OUTWARDS