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vote aster phantomhive 2020

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is it really you,,,, s-stale?? 😳

Nah baby it's your daddy

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ah yes

ANOTHER!!! UPDATD STORYLINE

okay its been like 3 million years, and crazy fucked shit has happened, so here we go - get ready for the roller coaster:

- aster becomes a cannibal

- undertaker and sebastian fully encourage this, and for the next 4 months only feed him a diet of human meat (orthello and nina), toe nail clippings and toe cheese

- aster eventually gets taken to the doctor and is cured

- aster gets adopted by orthello, and they go to disneyland where undertaker continues to harass and assault them 

- aster goes feral and eats undertaker, leading orthello to take him to therapy in the modern world

- orthello tries to cure undertaker and sebastian

- it only works for like 2 days

- undertaker almost kills orthello, making him become insane

- orthello and undertaker kidnap aster, and torture him until he does the big bang bang

- aster becomes a reaper

- he wears nerd glasses and his scythe is an axe (not really important info but i thought it was cute and giving him an axe is funny bc aster is a weak ass bitch that complains too much)

- orthello snaps out of it via the power of love and family

- orthello feels horrible and begs for forgivness as he and aster embarass

- orthello and aster move to paris because the manor got repossessed while aster was away at reaper training

- orthello adopts ciel when he stops by

- undertaker comes by to get both boys back, but ciel offers himself - only to lock undie out on the balcony, and the twins bake cookies

- the twins get in a fight and orthello breaks it up

- the twins make up and bond together,, as well as with their dad

- undie and seb come back

- sebastian forgets that he ate ciels soul already and makes a contract with him, becoming a maid

- undertaker does the same to stay close with sebastian, and fucks it up by cleaning the kitchen table with spit and his greasy ass hair

- aster and ciel put undertaker in the oven and melt him

- undertaker dies again sometime later????

- aster kicks him in the head and somehow ciel gets brain damage and thinks hes aster

ik i forgot some stuff, but omg is this story line a whole ass RIDE

- mod sweets

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Guess who's home ?

Daddy baguette is ;)

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i have some unfortunate news for you,,,, mod stale,,, 

😳

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😳

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anyways

NEW UPDATED STORY LINE

- ciel convinces aster to take joesph back, murder undertaker and make sebastian their slave that lives in the stable

- that happens

- aster gets bored and gives joesph back to sebastian, and brings undertaker back

- undertaker falls on aster, causing him brain damage

- aster is now literally reduced to talking like a furry on tumblr, his most notable changes being that:

1. he “twalks lwike twhis u , w , u 💗”

2. he accepts undertaker and sebastian as his fathers

3. calls undertaker “papa” and sebastian “papa #2″

4. even though hes in OBVIOUS NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION undertaker doesnt care, bc he’s nice now, so he ignores that

5. aster’s newest big dream is to murder innocent children with a gun, which both undertaker and sebastian both support and approve of, and even encourage him to MURDER both orthello and nina :)

6. which does happen btw

7. BOTH ORTHELLO AND NINA ARE FUCKING DEAD

god this storyline is a fucking hot mess

- mod sweets

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yeah so big tea

in conclusion of “who’s joesph’s rightful parents?????!!!!1111″ or whatever, HERES THE TEA

- everyone screamed at each other for like 6 hrs

- aster started being nicer to undertaker and sebastian

- lizzy stopped by, agreeing with aster that both undertaker and sebastian are indeed clowns

- aster and sebastian fought to the death (not really bc aster is too weak so they fought w words)

- after agreeing to not piss on the floor, or get married in his third floor bathroom ahymore, aster finally ripped up the papers, and gave custody back 💗

and just like that, this EXTREMELY POINTLESS WAR ENDED

your welcome

- mod sweets

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:(

Mod sweets won’t bless the marriage

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It happened! 💍💖

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What the fuck

-mod pimply

uwu help me. I’ve been trapped in the 69th demension -mod pimply

save yourself, ugly ass

-mod sweets

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Does seb and undie deserve their baby back from the clutches of Asster??? please sign and reblog with the added signature to this petition to determine what happens to Jösëph!!!!!!

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What's the proof of undertaker and Seb being bad parents of jösëph?

Amazing parents

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uwu help me. I’ve been trapped in the 69th demension -mod pimply

save yourself, ugly ass

-mod sweets

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an update on the current kuro storyline

- jösëph  mama thiccy dishwater michaelis is now joesph phantomhive due to aster (ociel) getting permission from the queen to take him from his parents (sebastian and undertaker) who were too stupid to raise a newborn, leaving aster to raise him himself - so uh..... rip their parenthood 

- hannah and nina are pregnant thanks to the *extremely fertile*  undertaker

- sebastian got his dick holy watered-off via the queen, in her infamous sex dungeon

- hannah wants child support from underaker or else she’ll kill him. or in her words:  -  “ I'm killing Undertaker. He is going to be a dead man. He better become frienda with the dead because he wiLL BE JOINING THEM SOON”

- aster promises the queen that she can have sebastian and undertaker for whatever she wants in return for giving him joesph, or in his words: -  “ their crusty, and they dont deserve free will”

- aster calls sebastian a “ultimate dumbass motherfucker“

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i'm taking jösëph away from you fucking hooligans

NO NOT JÖSËPH

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can I uh,,,get some spare Seb b u s s y? 👁️👄👁️😳