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                                             do     you     remember     when     you     played     with     dolls     as     a     kid          ??          what     about     the     gal     who     built     the     doll     empire          ???
                                             introducing          …          BARBARA     MILLICENT     ROBERTS          !!          barbara ,          or     more     known     as     barbie ,          is     the     queen     of     dolls     herself .          with     her     sisters ,      and     totally     not     her     kids     from     unprotected     sex ,          barbie     has     taken     over     straight     -     to     -     dvd     hollywood .          would     you     want     to     meet     her          ??
                                             like     and / or     reblog     this     to     interact     with     barbie          !!          constant     drinking ,          divorces ,          awful     parenting ,          and     kids     from     unprotected     sex     sold     separately .
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me ?? on a hitaus ??????? its more likely than u think
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               ❝ looking for something ?? ❞ jules can’t help but ask, brows furrowing as they study the cheerleader. normally, they’re the only one hanging around the library after school, so what the hell was a cheerleader doing there?
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                         she     scoffs          -----          what     a     nosy     bitch ,     as     brittany     would     state .          the     only     reason     she     would     be     around     the     abandoned     library     is     to     find     mackenzie     so     that     brittany     could     beat     her     fucking     ass .          sadly ,     all     she     found     was     someone     who     didn ‘ t     understand     the     term          ‘     mind     your     own     fucking     business .     ‘
                         the     fuck     does     it     matter     to     you ,     bitch         ??          “
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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme
❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞
❝ I preen for Satan. ❞
❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞
❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞
❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞
❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞
❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞
❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞
❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞
❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞
❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞
❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞
❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞
❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞
❝ God can’t help you now. ❞
❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞
❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞
❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞
❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞
❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞
❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞
❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞
❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞
❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞
❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞
❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞
❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞
❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞
❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞
❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞
❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞
❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞
❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞
❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞
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eh hello , how do you say , best friend !
                         fury     bubbles     within     her ,     the     veins     within     her     knuckles     become     look     they     as     if     they     were     going     to     burst .     the     urge     to     sock     the     canadian     bitch     almost     comes     unhinged ,     but     she     decides     that     she     already     broke     jenna ‘ s     nose     —-     she     didn ‘ t     need     to     break     another .
                         a     quick     inhale     and     exhale .     she     relaxes     and     her     fists     turn     back     to     ordinary     hands .     though     she     looked     to     be     calm ,     there     was     a     hurricane     inside     —-     just     waiting     for     the     perfect     time     for     the     hell     to     be     unleashed .     one     that     would     annihilate     saison     so     fast     that     she     wouldn ‘ t     even     be     able     to     say     “     how     do     you     say     “     before     she ‘ d     get     obliterated     by     it .
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                         saison .     could     i     have     the     honor     to     explain     the     most     obvious     and     simple     thing     ??     of     course     i     can .     WE     ARE     NOT     FUCKING     BEST     FRIENDS .     we     are     not     friends     …     we     are     not     acquaintances     …     you     are     just     an     obsessive     piece     of     fucking     horseshit .     if     i     could     go     back     in     time ,     i     would     personally     go     up     to     you     with     a     baseball     bat     —-     when     you     were     pregnant     —-     and     beat     the     EVERLOVING     GODDAMN     SHIT     OUT     OF     YOU     AND     THAT     DUMBASS     BABY     !!!!!     is     that     clear ,     saison     ??     “
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Brittnay Matthews Flies United
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          SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED ON THE EIFFEL TOWER , RIGHT BY THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES . SHE KNOWS MADELINE .  SHE MADE HER TV DEBUT IN BABES HAVING BABIES , && NOW SHE’S COMING TO YOUR , HOW DO YOU SAY , DASHBOARD !!   
           introducing an independent // private blog for SAISON MARGUERITE from the most popular girls in school .  warning: due to the atmosphere of this show , this blog may contain swears && triggering material .
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everyone deserves to have an audio post of Rachel Tice crying.
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welcum to the crew,,,,,,,, @howdyousay
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Dianna Agron for Allure (2017)
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                         WHO     THE     FUCK     SAID     MY     HANDJOBS     WERE     SECOND     RATE     ?!
                         do     you     love     a     girl     who     constantly     swears     on     a     daily     basis     and     one     who ‘ s     handjobs     are     most     likely     second     rate .     brittany     matthews     is     a     vengeful     cheerleader     who     will     gladly     fuck     you     up     if     you     mess     with     her .     this     blog     contains     swearing     and     topics     that     could     be     triggering .
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