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wilson chewing his fooooood
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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Everyone is evil in this show and we love them
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he’s like if a can of beans made a wish to be human
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Gregory House - Bi Bi Bi
Full quality version available on YouTube
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on this episode of house md, house, upon discovering that wilson kissed another man in med school, hires ten male strippers and sends them into wilson’s office at noon on a workday
#I was kinda zoned out reading this at first and I thought this post was genuine#obviously this didnt happen but the formula is so similar to scenes that Have happened that like. yeah I could see that happening#house obsessively digging through wilson's personal business/past - check#house's shenanigans not waiting for the work day to end - check#house casually hiring strippers - check#I mean they had only been women so far but he did hire that one gay man prostitute as a masseuse so thats close enough#the house & wilson b plot being extremely gay - check#basically canon#house md
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I need to read or watch a counsellor/therapist react to Trauma Dump with Lou Wilson. I wanna know what they think of this entire thing, Lou's behaviour as a character, what Paul's doing as a counsellor, and how it resembles actual counselling, etc.
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what could have POSSIBLY prompted that
#this is so george costanza coded#which is funny because he was also a closeted gay man in love with his best friend in his show#house md#robert sean leonard#seinfeld#video
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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the Hamilton ones got popular so I made a house one
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i’m like if an angel fell from heaven and got insanely fucked up from the impact
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I actually love the fact that House has a fancy cane for fancy occasions.
#I would give anything to see the collection#being real he probably only has 2 (Maybe 3) but the collection of canes he's owned throughout his lifetime#because they do cycle out often enough in the show that there were def some that were off screen in the years before/after#house md
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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
#which makes me sad because I love that show so much#I just pretend the finale doesnt exist so its sad that irl it does and effects things sigh#HIMYM
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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