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Hello, my hungry fans. Here is a snippet for chapter 1 of 'Teacher's pet'

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My weird Legend of Zelda Hcs

•Malon is the daughter of Oot Ganon

● Link is Trans, and selectively nonverbal

● The whole triforce trio is autistic(Link has the added ADHD)

● Ganon hates the cold, like, he dramatically gasps and falls over if he enters a cold area

●Ganon can't swim, and needs to use octoballoons to float

● Link can swim, but he doggypaddles

● Zelda is nonbinary, and uses They/Them and She/Her pronouns

● Ganon is aroace and pansexual

●ancient Ganon is Genderqueer and uses Ve/Ver and They/Them pronouns

● Link is half Kokiri, and since the Kokiri's all. Turned into koroks in BOTW, he has wood like skin

● all of the Ganons refuses to eat anything before someone else eats it(they have alot of bottled up trauma)

(How to distinguish the Ganons!)

Beast= Loz Ganon(The first)

Sorcerer/sealed:Oot Ganon/Tp Ganon

Seas=Ww Ganon

System= Hw Ganon

Alter= Fs Ganon

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Haha hot neighbor go to jail funny/j

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New HN fanfic!(Glued neighbors)

Nicky finally gets into the basement, but what awaits him is far more shocking than what he thought.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/364458517?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=xiXEchoXix

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True abt the stink gross evil difference part-

ALSO THE USERNAME THATS MY FAV HEADCANNON

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

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Lovebug Steve

More aftschmidt.

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TW: GORE AND COMSHIP

Aftschmidt is love, aftschmidt Is life.

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NEW AFTSCHMIDT FANFIC DROPPING SOON!

Hello Aftschmidt nation, I'm releasing a new aftschmidt fanfic called 'Teacher's pet' soon! It's based on a 16 yo Mike Schmidt being held back in middle school, due to fights and slacking in class, his science teacher Mr.Afton, is a 40 yo man who cares for him deeply, helps him with his work, when the students notice in his science class how he gets ALOT of attention from Mr.Afton, they start calling him the 'Teacher's pet', hence the fanfic's name

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Here's ya warning

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PPL need to make more art of this ship..

I really love this ship even though it has an HUGE age gap, but idgaf

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Aftschmidt & Sike difference!

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I love this dumb ship sm...

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{~♡DNI LIST!♡~}

Proshippers that ship zoo, pedo, loli, and shotah(Teen x adult ships are okay to me)

Antis

Zoos(aswell as the sadist ones)

Pedos, hebes, and all that shit

Ppl that like shotah or loli

Ppl over 40+

Racists

Homophobes

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Narrator from TSP!