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Ok, nerd

Okay, coward.

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That's really cool

I know, right? And some people just think all grass is the same! Hmph, that'll show them.

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I know I've seen that exact patch of tall grass before, it's blade's are distinguished from the rest of it's species by slightly taller tips!

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DEEZ NUTS

... Every second I spend here makes me hate humans even more.

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So sad you won't be able to meet deez...

Who's Deez? I don't think I know any gods named that...

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At least some people treat me with dignity. I got to stay at a pokemon centre and the nurse was so nice to me. NOT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS A CHILD. Just before you get any ideas.

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Can't believe I'm missing Cragalanche's monthly movie night because of this! Ugh!

... Oh well. At least I met Virizion.

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I have made an ally! We will conquer the world together, get rid of human scum, return me to my true form, and have fun movie nights!

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Dumbass

I WAS SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW MY GROUP HOME, NOT THAT ABOMINATION OF HUMAN HUBRIS MESSING WITH GENETICS!

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Pelipper mail

A flashlight

It's battery is almost dead...

As if I need a flashlight! I'm just in a forest, I'll find my way out easyp-

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Pelipper Mail

A Palutena plush

Ugh, as if she wasn't marketed enough...

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Hey, just wanted to clear some things up

Being a child is determined by your height here. Hope this helps

- @fire-pokemon-appreciator

This is cruel and unusual!

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Please don't tell me you're an "empath" or any of that nonsense.

And two planets? Ha, weak.

You are a sassy lost child though

@temporal-warrior-johto

I'm older than you!

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Wh- WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?! I am far more experienced than you! I've lead armies! I graduated from University! What else is there that could possibly make me a kid?! And don't you say looks!

You are a sassy lost child though

@temporal-warrior-johto

I'm older than you!

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You are a sassy lost child though

@temporal-warrior-johto

I'm older than you!

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What even are you normally when not human

I'm a goddess, duh! Viridi, goddess of nature? It says it right there on this blog. Ugh, this is why I can't handle worlds where the gods are perceived as animals sometimes...

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Pelipper Mail

A badge that says "sassy lost child"

And not anything useful? Of course, figures, you humans aren't smart enough to think of anything else.