Polly Florence
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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if i was a celebrity who knew other celebrities i’d do this all the time i’d intentionally trawl the underbelly of the internet to find this kind of weird shit to send them
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Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich
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eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore
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Artist: Lorenzo Mattotti
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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"
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she jack on my lantern till i o
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Noise
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i'll never be fully offline because online is where the awesome women thinkers from around the world congregate to share little details about their days and what they're interested in
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