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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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Gosh.
Must be rough for them.
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this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

#It's that whole feeling of wanting to be a boy's boyfriend but not a boy's girlfriend that really gets me#(not that i want to be any of it but if i was it's not straight)#truly this gender goals
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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Tumblr, I need your assistance. I am writing a book and I need an academic who is studying the Mongol Empire (or someone with an equivalent level of Deep Enthusiasm about them). If this is you, come be a nerd in my DMs, I want to talk about your thing!!
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
#la riots#tw: cops#tw: gun violence#a rubber bullet at this distance can be lethal and cause permanent damage#so glad for op TikTok medic being there for the victim#us politics#they don't care about us
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An angel and a demon went to sauna Colouring pencils and ink (2021) This from the last year, the first time I tried to draw them. This is based on a scene from my fic Be Still My Soul (psst. chapter 2 is up!)
#mirjamwrites#be still my soul#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens fanfiction#good omens human au
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GOOD OMENS
#stunning#good omens#good omens fanart#historical husbands#soho 1967#crowley#aziraphale#tartan thermos
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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.
Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"
And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.
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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.
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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy
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