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Z *also* had one of Mr Seldnei’s faves queued up! We started playing them at the same time!

Mr Seldnei woke up and chose violence.

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diane, 11:05AM, february 25th. i've just slammed my penis in the car door,

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Mr Seldnei woke up and chose violence.

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hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

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hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

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2024 Leverage Rewatch:1x5 The Mile High Job I now pronounce you man and wife.

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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Deadpool & Wolverine | Trailer

Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. ❤️💛

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@bees--kneecaps and @boobosoofa

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

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So I have been working on revisions, swallowing basically every KJ Charles book I can find in Libby whole, running around amusement parks with various family members, and that is why I’m having to visit people’s blogs one at a time (sorry for spamming your likes, folks). I will never catch up. It’s cool. Eventually I will run out of books and revisions and will be back to my normal shenanigans.

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Had a hard time stopping myself from overthinking this one, but I think we're finally there:

Pick a song from a bad description! You do not have to recognize any of the songs to vote. Just go by vibes. Pick whichever seems funniest to you. Or most relatable. Or whatever floats your yacht. At the end of the week, I will put all the songs in order from the song with the least amount of votes to the song with the most amount of votes, and share the playlist with you.

If you would like to hear the playlist when I'm done, leave a comment or put it in the tags of your reblog (or just write it in the reblog, whatever) and I will tag you when it's finished. If you're too curious and you just have to know about a song, send me an ask and I will answer.

Also, please reblog! The more votes I get, the less ties I get. (Usually. Last time we had three ties. Maybe all the descriptions were just that good, IDK.) But reblog it anyway. Inflict my weird music taste on your friends, followers, and mutuals. It'll be a good time.

Oh, and for those unfamiliar, let Get Smart! teach you how to frug.

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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the best love language is being irritating