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For self shippers who pick at their skin:

Your f/o cares about your health and well-being, they'll never be grossed out or upset at/with you because of it, they know it can be hard to break habits like that. They're more than happy to help patch you up, if you let them.

If your skin got scarred because of it, they'll still see you as the most beautiful thing to ever grace their sight. It all decorates your skin like the stars scattered across the night sky, they'll kiss all your constellations just to see you smile.

If they notice that you're starting to scratch, pinch or pick at your skin, they'll try to come up with something to keep your hands occupied. From painting your fingernails to helping them out with some work, they'll do what they can to keep you from hurting yourself.

If you do end up breaking some skin, they'll disinfect it and get you a bandage. Things like that happen sometimes and they won't love you any less for slipping up, in fact that's exactly when they'll comfort you the most.

Your f/o loves you and they want to do whatever they can to help you stay safe and healthy, all at your own pace and rhythm! They'll always cheer you on for your progress and help you get back on your feet after any and all slip ups.

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

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I think you can do whatever you want forever. I say as someone who self ships with a Trans Fem version of a character. Also you're totally right for brown eyed Sausage.

i fear that one anon i got has put an obnoxious little voice in my head irt posting about sausage . ill wanna post like "my sausage has brown eyes because i love him" and their annoying voice in my brain will go like umm actually you should love him as he is . girl shut up !!!!!!

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"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

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Kissing your f/o scars... Telling them how beautiful they are... Aaaahhh

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selfshippers with criminal f/os imagine being carried bridal style while you two run from the police <3

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WHATEVER YOU DO do NOT think about bringing your overworking F/O a tea or coffee while they work

DO NOT think about how they would look at you in surprise before hoarsely saying 'thank you' in response

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HELLO SELFSHIPPERS - I bring to you, a selfship ship template ! This has been floating around my discord server for a little while but i am now posting it on tumblr ! Use it and share it as you wish but please do not cut out my credit!

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I love you selfshippers with niche f/os. I love you selfshippers with f/os that make people go "why them, of all people?" I love you selfshippers with f/os that people do not understand. it's beautiful

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Self ship ask game yay!! - would really appreciate it if you'd take the time to drop some asks my way, no pressure tho - and feel free to reblog and play yourselves!!

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🎞️ - how did you and your f/o(s) meet?

🎥 - if you were the main characters of any Disney movie, which would you be?

📀 - what song from a musical best defines your self ship?

🎶 - what song(s) from your playlist do you think would be your f/o(s)’ favourite?

🎤 - at a karaoke night, what would you and your f/o sing? Would you be solo or a duet/group?

🎫 - if you were playing bowling against your f/o(s), who would win?

🎻 - what instrument would you and your f/o(s) play? Do they/you already play any?

☕️ - what are your favourite date spots?

✒️ - what trope best describes your relationship?

✍️ - what trope worst describes your relationship?

⚜️ - what do other cannon characters think of your relationship?

🤍 - what’s your relationship status? (partners? Engaged? Married?)

📜 - do you have a ship name? If so, how did you come up with it?

🖇️ - if you have an emoji combo, why those emojis?

🧑‍🧑‍🧒 - how well do you get along with your f/o(s)’ family?

🍪 - what’s yours and your f/o(s)’ favourite foods?

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Thanks for playing :D

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-- Paradox's Intro Post --

Hello there! I'm Paradox (???/???s or any pronouns), and this is my self-ship side blog!

My F/Os tend to be... on the odd side, but I figured having a place to put this stuff that isn't my main ( @thematicaudience ) would be great.

I don't have a formal dni, if I don't want you interacting I'll just block you. I've got more to worry about than online discourse.

F/O list under the cut! I share and am happy to hear about yours as well!

<3 Romantic F/Os <3

Johnny Truant - House of Leaves (I'm the number one transfem Johnny Truant truther) - #This is not for you

Herokit - My OCs - #Reaper of Souls

Holly Gibney - Stephen King's Works - #Those Things Will Kill You

Probably more in the future.

<> Queer Platonic F/Os <>

HABIT - Everymanhybrid - #Rabbit or Habit