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wish i could do digital art. my date everything s/i is so cute and i wanna show him off :(
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ mateo.exe#his name is clover and he's a protag insert (so a human)#but i also have an object oc i made to be his friend.#like there isn't enough characters for him to befriend already lmao
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i love this game
swoon
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ mateo.exe#also i've been playing it pretty much nonstop and still haven't beat it#there's that much content#if you're debating getting it this is your sign#and then tell me all about it because i need some date everything moots
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i want snuggles from blanket boy rn
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ mateo.exe#he's so pretty guys i need to spam screenshots#his voice is so pretty his face is so pretty#he looks so snuggly#he's so cutie
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guys the full version of date everything drops today i'm sorry for the man i will become
#γπβ ramblin.exe#MATEO MY LOVE#/i'm not sure yet#expect me to come back with a uhaul of sillies#and by that i mean mateo and maybe one other guy#but i'm so fucking excited i can't sleep#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Yo, so sorry that the comic was a wreck for you. Unfortunately since you weren't made in the(inaccurate) re-dubbing of the source material(don't know how they forgot to add you) they were under the silly false impression that that meant to try making some second-best thing. We know better than to think that your boyfriend would ACTUALLY be kissing someone else. Still sorry your eyes had to bear it. Even if it's untrue, it's still a rough thing to have to see
- @microwavetoaster-selfships
thank you so much for this message!!! not to use this as an excuse to rant, but i cannot stand how this comic dumbed down valentine to just "sp3lldon's boyfriend" when he's such a genuinely good character. i wouldn't have hated it as much if it had a plot other than the two of them sucking faces, but it didn't!!! they also totally dumbed his best friend whisp down to the supportive side character when i promise you she doesn't care about sp3lldon AT ALL. you're so right, val would never kiss anyone that isn't me (real)
#γπβ dovemail.exe#thank you genuinely#i know i've been joking about it and i've seemed more mad than sad#but it's so hard to find valentine content without this mfer involved#it does make me genuinely wonder if i should leave him alone so he can be with sp3lldon like everyone wants#but then i remember oh yeah i do not have to succumb to the desires of the fucking monster high fandom of all things#fuck that green bitch
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the entire comic was just my bf kissing another man what if i kms /nsrs
guys i'm gonna read the monster high pride comic with val in it who's ready for me to rant about how much i hate sp3lldon
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ valentine.exe#i knew sp3lldon didn't have a personality but jesus#i thought there'd at least be some kind of plot or origin story#but it was... nothing#i can't even crop the panels to be just val because they're KISSING IN EVERY FUCKING PANEL#i'm gonna post my actual good val content on my archive account at some point and you'll get something good#not whatever slop this comic was
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guys i'm gonna read the monster high pride comic with val in it who's ready for me to rant about how much i hate sp3lldon
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ valentine.exe#for context sp3lldon is valentine's 'canon' boyfriend#even though we all know i'm his canon bf#oh and i'm back from da beach btw#it um... it was a trip. i'll talk about it later maybe
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me and the bf leave for the beach tomorrow morning, so i won't be able to access tumblr for the next two or three days! i'll miss u guys, but i'll have tons of stories when i'm back hopefully!!! <3
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i've played the fuck out of the date everything demo and it's so embarrassing IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE BLANKET'S SO CUTE
#γπβ ramblin.exe#mateo my beloved#i've also been romancing volt pretty hard#but pretty boy mateo takes number one spot so far#what a cutieeeee#obligatory i'm not dating him#but he's so stupid cute i need to gush about him
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not to be dramatic but i would kill for a body pillow of my f/o
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ cove.exe#if anyone finds one send me linkie#i would pay an obscene amount of money for that
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Shoutout to my nonsharing selfshippers who get SOOOO UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY when they see someone else selfshipping w their f/o but they know that harassing is bad so they js block and move on but imagine their f/o is looking at the same person in disgust. Shoutout to my nonsharing selfshippers who are professional yet respectful haters. Fym βnumber one fanβ..? Fym βthey love me and only meβ..? Fym βIβm their canon partnerβ..? Our f/oβs r standing right next to us and giving u the stink eye rn.. they do not know who u r
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other people stop it. stop perceiving my f/o >:(
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ cove.exe#tw vent post#vent#so many people on my various socials just gushing over him#FUCK OFF DUDE THAT'S MY BF#especially because the portrayals of him make me want to puke /srs
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sorry i've been mia guys it's pride month now so i'm allowed to exist again dw
#/jokey joke#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ notaselfship.exe#srsly though how have things beennnnn#moots if you wanna infodump in the comments of this post i encourage#also happy pride :)#BE WHO YOU ARE
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selfship craft ideas
themed jewelry (kandi, locket, etc.)
write them a love letter, or have them write one to you
customize your wardrobe (paint shirts, color coordinate with your f/o, etc.)
create your own merch (plushies, pins, wall art, patches, etc.)
scrapbook or journal spread dedicated to your f/o
make a mixtape for your selfship (I burn mine onto CDs)
research and create a custom scent blend for your f/o, then find a candle or perfume that matches it (you don't have to purchase it)
recreate your f/o's signature clothing or jewelry item
decorate a picture frame to put a photo of your f/o in (or print any art of your ship and put it in there)
air dry clay crafts (magnet of your f/o's symbols or a figurine)
felt crafts (wall banners, keychain, etc.)
perler bead crafts
pocket shrine (fabric or altoids tin)
Feel free to add any more ideas, I'm always looking for more!
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so it uh... it was a show alright. tw fatphobia
don't get me wrong, ptv was AMAZING, but the crowd was some of the worst i've EVER SEEN. this one girl and her friend spent the entire show glaring at me, they laughed when i teared up during a song, and on my way out of the venue some guy pointed at my family and i and yelled "look at the fat bitches!"
genuinely don't know how long it'll be until i can listen to half those songs without secondhand embarrassment again.
me and the silly see pierce the veil 2night!!!!!!!!! so excited!!!!!!!!!!
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ notaselfship.exe#tw fatphobia#fatphobia#yes i could very obviously tell all the comments and giggling was directed at me and my family#they did not try to hide it#i fucking cannot believe one of the coolest bands has the worst fanbase#this isn't even counting all the people my family had problems with while we were there
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me and the silly see pierce the veil 2night!!!!!!!!! so excited!!!!!!!!!!
#γπβ ramblin.exe#γπβ cove.exe#random life update lmao#i doubt any moots are goin but if you are i'm the gay one with the red hair#though i have a feeling there will be a lot of people like that there
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it really is just him and i against the world, isn't it?
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