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Had a dream that I was back in school and there was a guy wearing a Hunter The Parenting t-shirt that had a picture of younger Markus, Door and Big D just hanging out in the field. I was so excited to see someone else who's also a fan of the show (and also kinda miffed since I had to beat the guy up because of dream shenanigans), that I did not realize until later that it was like, a memorial shirt that said something along the lines of "Thank you Ogre Poppenang/Bruva Alfabusa/Hunter The Parenting for everything you've done".

I had a moment of genuine panic, and said to myself that I need to wake up and check if it's real or not, and then I woke up and checked immediately and everything is fine now.

(I blame GW for this bs)

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One must imagine Meursault angry, because the Lei Heng ID broke his no-smoking streak.

Or maybe he's happy. I don't know.

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Heathcliff, 0.01 seconds after meeting Raymond:

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Wait, so The Pinky are basically the Alpha Legion of the Project Moon universe?

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Lion: Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

Alpharius: Such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

Lion: Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

Alpharius: *evil laughter*

(based on this)

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I think that Alpharius and Omegon are the Breekon and Hope of the Warhammer universe

Bring chaos and fear to the general populace

Affiliated but not really

It's unclear if they are one entity, two entities or one entity separated into two bodies

Feel incomplete without the other

One of them f%cking dies

I have a headcanon that the remaining one is absolutely miserable and also pauses when talking because there's no one to chime in

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... Do you think there was ever an instance where an Astartes called their Primarch mom instead of father or lord?

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Vulkan, somewhere in the Warp probably:

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*holds out hand* Is this Gregor?

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Ferrus: Hm. This sword is missing something.

Vulkan: Set it on fire.

Ferrus: Really?

Vulkan: Trust me bro.

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SPOILERS

First: An O'Tolley's is burning... what the hell did Boy and Door do? I hope it's a foreshadowing for what's the next episode is going to be about.

Second: Chapman is a Freak. An addicted, probably psychopathic, but useful little freak. Love 'im. He and Kevin make an interesting duo. Still, feels like he might betray everyone for the blood or because he likes to be Dominated. Does seem to have some resistance to mind control though. His face when he was given blood was creepy as fuck. Dude has problems. Also Kevin going through friendship withdrawals. Adorable.

Third: The F just happened ? Was that Technocracy? How is the Regent involved and why? Who is the guy with the coat? What's the deal with the lantern? What's in the briefcase? And more importantly WAS THAT FUCKING LEMAN RUSS????

Things just keep getting crazier. Let's hope that the Regent won't try to track down Kevin through Chapman because she didn't get the info that her meeting was moved a little... Although I think that that's exactly what's going to happen.

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I wonder what Konrad would've seen if he ever shook hands with Vulkan.

Would he:

Witness Vulkan's first death?

Experience all the times Vulkan will ever die?

See nothing?

How does perpetuality affect visions of one's imminent demise?

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Tarasha Euten and Erda if they ever met each other

(they are trash-talking discussing the Emperor)

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Fandoms crossed again

Now I have an AMV with Garviel Loken as the main focus, set to the song Hero by Mili slowly developing in the back of my mind

And I don't even know how accurate I am in my choice of protagonist

I just feel like it fits

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Based on my half baked idea of how Rogal Dorn might reappear in the current century, I present to you:

A Warhammer Beauty and the Beast AU

Starring: Perturabo as the Beast and Rogal Dorn as Belle

Where instead of falling in love or developing Stockholm Syndrome they both just hate each other, while having - mostly - only each other for company, for 10 thousand years.

Also, Dorn is constantly trying to escape from Medrengard at irregular intervals. Not necessarily because he thinks he can, but because it annoys the sh!t out Perturabo, who just wants Rogal to stay in his f%cking room. Because the moment Dorn escapes his room, he becomes the Biggest Rat in the world and starts playing Home Alone with his pursuers. Conrad Curze would be proud.

Don't ask Perturabo why he won't just kill the guy or put him in stasis if you want to live.

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Fellas, is it gay to fall onto a guy's welcoming shoulder after getting punched in the gut with a hilt of a sword?

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