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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Most pertinent fact about Asia

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tumblr are you telling me something

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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Agatha Christie Characters:

Mrs. Chattersly (Annoying English woman)

Mme. Raggedescu (elderly European matriarch)(everyone hates her)

The Colonel (military guy who lies all the time)

Dick Boston (Fast-talking white American)

John Euro (exclusively here to argue with The Colonel)

The Italian (The Italian)

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Terminal 1 now features a petting zoo area, where guests may directly interact with a real Boeing 737-200.

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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when u vote for chicorita instead of torchic this is who youre voting against ^ btw.

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went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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at least the first two times it was like “look we made dinosaur island! but the government will obfuscate its existence” and “does dinosaur island really exist?” But after that they just kept going “surely the dinosaurs won’t eat us this time” and then. you’re never going to believe this

my favorite thing about jurassic park is the way they Keep Going to Dinosaur Island