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Lil nas x getting charged with 3 counts of battery against a police officer and resisting arrest as a black man going through a mental health crisis where the police approached aggressively and tackled him to the ground is depressingly par for the course for police and specifically the lapd and it should piss people off and instead people are making jokes about it in instagram comments :/

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I think my favorite thing about living in a housing co-op (besides no longer having to give 80% of my income to rent) really is the fact that there’s pretty much always someone to talk to whenever you’re bored or lonely.

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As a Yank, I am willing to tie Nigel Farage up and stuff him into a comedy ACME shipping container with THIS SIDE UP stamped across the side and ship his ass to Bristol just to see this happen in real life.

Or just wait around for it to happen here if (when) my government does the exact same shit.

I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit

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Unironically, however this ends, Ice Agents should pay reparations in blood. You can’t join an organization like that and be allowed to carry on with your life when the dust clears.

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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Can’t forget, “If you think that the deaths of real life murder victims shouldn’t be turned into popcorn entertainment by soulless podcasters then you don’t want women to be safe from wandering serial killers (the statistical biggest threat to the safety of women).”

thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free

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“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind

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If I am ever in Iceland I’ll do it for the bit.

another iceland fact

tourists are posting pictures from several different places in the country and tagging them with the name "gjaldskylda". they seem to be under the impression that it's the toponym of the beautiful waterfall/lava field/mountain/etc. they're visiting.

gjaldskylda means "you have to pay to park here" and it's on an unreasonable amount of signs

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To everyone who scrambles to anti ai threads to confess the things they ‘just’ use ai for, Fuck you.

Not only are you not forgiven, you are a bad person internally and you will never be anything else. Not only should you feel bad, it would be a direct insult to decent people if you ever felt good about anything again.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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One of the most disgusting rethoric around the genocide in gaza is that that project is the work of a few madmen.

It’s on purpose, it’s so, when that genocide is over (because that is their goal, the removal of the palestinian people), when the madmen are no longer useful, israel can be rethorically innocented of the commited genocide. That the people of israel can point to the madmen as sole culprits, and wash their hands of their participation.

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This is why Israel murders journalists.

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Funnily enough, this is at least partially the thesis of breaking bad.

walter white wouldnt have killed all those people if he had decided to just put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen to raise the money instead of making meth

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if you're arguing on the side of censoring the internet even more, i am revoking your faggot license. you cant call yourself that anymore. you dont get to say "idk i think its normal to upload your government id to look at porn" and call yourself a faggot because NO FAGGOT ALIVE would say that shit, bitch. die

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had to be there i guess

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🏮IF YOU IGNORE THIS, YOU ARE DOOMING MY FAMILY TO DEATH

I apologize for what I am about to ask. Can you help me and donate to save us?

I, Marah from gaza🍉, My parents are old and I have younger siblings that I am responsible for own many cats in light of this war Can you contribute to the care and protection of my cat children?The only memory of the brother I lost

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A denomination is a heresy with a gun.

The main problem with making sweeping statements about What Christians Believe is that most people don't know that they're heretics. I have folks in my own family who profess to be Romanian Orthodox but also believe in karma and the cycle of reincarnation. They're 100% convinced that this is scripturally supported.

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My hungover ass thought it was the teddy bear webcomic man for exactly three seconds.

*sprinting back onto tumblr* JAMES DOBSON FINALLY FUCKED OFF THE MORTAL COIL!!!!