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this is worse than hearing my parents swear for the first time

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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

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Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but continue to look at them and get more pissed off

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Dogs enjoy dressing up for the Kentucky Derby as well. They often stop by Brooks Brothers in order to obtain the newest preppy fashions and prepare themselves for the races. 

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Sober idea

What if instead of having those long awkward formal dinners people just stared at each other for a while- and then when one person finally went for their food everybody else went for their plates as well and it becomes this frenzied eating contest where everyone is faced down eating like an animal

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ok. but listen. if your friend is being abused and harassed … and you want to play it “neutral” and continue being friends with people who are actively hurting them … you aren’t a friend you are a dried up dookie on the sidewalk 

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Sunday, April 19th

One week ago, Freddie Gray was arrested in Baltimore for no apparent reason. While in police custody, he was beaten so severely that his spine became 80% severed from his neck. He died in the hospital this morning. 

Read more here

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Sometimes I feel like I'm destined to become a trucker 😂

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I told this guy I wasn't interested like two weeks ago. He won't stop asking me to "platonically cuddle". Like really? Dudes like this need to learn someone's decision to say no

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Winston was fearless for his first vet exam

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