TW: Death/Dying/Pet Death
**Prompt: Heaven isn't a pearly realm. It's a campfire beneath dead stars.**
He didn't think that he was a bad man. *You weren't.* A voice echoed from in the distance. He also didn't think he was necessarily a good man. *You were a kind man.* The voice, coming from that same place in the distance, didn't disagree with him, but did offer him this comfort. The darkness was everywhere, but he moved towards where he thought he'd heard the voice. Squinting, he thought he saw something, but he couldn't be sure if his eyes were playing tricks on him. He decided to keep moving towards it.
"Well, whaddya know, there's actually light at the end of the tunnel." He said aloud. His voice did not echo, it simply faded. He was surprised the light wasn't inherently becoming bigger and brighter like it did in the movies. *This isn't a movie.* He nodded his head in agreement. He knew he was dead already. The car had swerved head on into him, and he knew before it even happened he wasn't going to survive it.
He heard the sounds before the source of light was solid. It was still so far away, so he picked up pace, moving at a light, effortless jog. He wanted to just be there already. The familiar sound of a crackling fire already welcoming. As fast as he had the thought, he was there before the campfire, and tears began to run down his face. He was immediately swarmed by a pack of dogs, tails wagging furious, a handful of cats purring as they weaved their way in and out of his legs, some small birds chirped from closer by the fire. *It isn't much.* The voice wasn't any closer, and it still held little emotion. The man smiled as he sat beside the fire, his best friends from life surrounding him.
"It's Heaven to me."
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My husbands, forreals. Lol.
Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!
Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin
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In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from
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Apartment hacks masterpost
Kitchen
How to clean up kitchen (particularly the sink, burnt pots and small aplliances)
How to take care of kitchen stuff so that it lives longer
10 commandments of a clutter-free kitchen
Organizing kitchen mini masterpost
5 things to do in the kitchen before you go to bed
What is soapy bowl and why it’s awesome
How to organize your fridge (also here, here and here)
Thins you should know about your fridge
Adding more storage space in a tiny kitchen
Cleaning
Lots of cleaning tutorials and tips. And some more
How to clean up pantry
How to make your house look cleaner than it really is
How to wash pillows
Cleaning the bathroom
How to clean the nastiest places (and get rid of bad smells, etc.)
Floor-to-celling guide to spring cleaning
Recaulking your bathtub
Cleaning grout
How to dispose of toxic waste
Cleaning the medicine cabinet
How to make chores more fun
You mustn’t skip these chores, but you can delay these if you’re busy
Easily forgotten things that you should clean/replace
Why you need a catch-up day
Small cleaning tasks to do in under 15 minutes (also here)
Looking for a flat/moving
First apartment checklist
Where too look during an apartment hunt (and some more tips)
Negotiate these things with your landlord
What to do first in a new place
What do clean before moving out
How not to get crazy during moving flats
How to downgrade to a smaller place
Organisation, storage
10 habits for better home organisation
How to store off-season items
10 storage ideas for small spaces (more here)
Storage secret weapons
How to organise your closet
Things to do before twice-yearly closet switchout
How to store and maintain your sweaters
Decluttering
Why it feels great
How to get rid of clutter
How to declutter (not only a flat)
What needs to be thrown away from your flat
How to let go of the things you no longer need
Things you own too many of; you can throw away these too
Decuttering the bathroom
Decluterring masterpost
Decorating
Projects for every room in your home/flat
Add style to your home
DIY decorating ideas
How to use negative space
4 common decorating mistakes and how to avoid them
Questions to ask yourself before buying something new
How to choose furniture that’ll be easier to clean
Season-specific tips
Things to do before the cold season
Household hacks for winter
Preparing for Christmas
Green thumb 101
How to take care of succulents
Never kill a plant again
Living alone / Sharing a flat
How not to be lonely when living alone
12 things you can only do when home alone
What you learn by living alone
Things you learn while sharing a flat
What to pack when leaving for a dorm
How to seamlessly share a kitchen (or a flat in general)
Safety issues to discuss with flatmates
Benefits of living with strangers
And also how to turn a house into a home
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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