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im starting up school again today, so i might be slower with writing out requests! dont worry though, i will make sure to get to them all eventually.

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Can you do one where the tallest hire reader to kill sim once and for all and she ends up developing feelings for him and she can’t kill him

oh no zim baby )):

•It made sense that the Tallest wanted Zim gone. He had been nothing but a nuissance, and after what he pulled with Tak and the Florpus, they wanted him dead.

•You were one of Irken’s true finest invaders, one who had already conquered your assigned planet. They knew it’d be a simple task for you, and so you were assigned.

•The infamous invader Zim. Oh, how you had heard so much about him. You had a proper disguise, and was much more discreet than Tak had been. You were even lucky enough to squeeze your way into Zim’s class.

•And then you talked to him. Eliminating someone wasn’t easy when you needed it discreet to the other life forms, so you decided having him clueless and trusting would be the best tactic.

•He was... charming. In the stupidest and most obnoxious way, he was charming. It was honestly pretty funny. The more you talked, the more convinced you were that you’d be able to kill him.

•That was, until he came over to your house. The true plan was in motion. A swift movement would’ve disabled his pak, and then you were to remove it. It’d be an easy ten minute fight from there. Except, you never made that swift movement.

•You ended up admitting you were another invader instead. He had been completely caught off guard, impressed by your disguise. He had faltered when you admitted your mission, explaining that you... you didn’t want to kill him. Not anymore.

•What the tallest had said about him made him sound so bad, but now that you were standing here with him you thought otherwise. He was stubborn and confident, but oddly talented with his inventions. With the right guidance, he could probably truly take over this earth.

•And so you made an offer. An offer to discreetly assist him with taking over, and he would get all the credit. Instead, he refused. He wanted to impress the Tallest, show them how wonderful of an invader he was. You reluctantly let him.

•You two staged a kidnapping, and Zim explained how he found a traitorous irken trying to foil his plans. The tallest, annoyed, had tried to explain to him, but he had already hung up. The restraints dropped from your wrists, and you looked over to him with a grin. You were glad you had a change of heart.

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zim when gir gets hurt: omg... gir are u ok... omg gir where does it hurt are you ok ?do you need to go home?

gir after beating shit out of zim while in his evil mode:

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Can you do one where reader takes sum to meet her over protective parents

im gonna assume you meant zim! gotta love meet the parents night.

•He wouldn’t understand why he needed to meet your parents. Either way, you were still going to be his girlfriend. Inferior humans didn’t get to decide who he could and couldn’t be mates with.

•Still, you insist that he does, and he really doesn’t want to. But once you say you want him to, he gives in. Aw.

•If you actually want him to meet your parents is up to you. Maybe your parents insisted! Up to the imagination for you. Either way, you’ve convinced the man.

•He isn’t nervous, but you are. He’s... green, for one thing, and he’s very loud. And short. You can’t help but worry if your parents will be accepting of him.

•Zim tells you that no matter what, your parents approval doesn’t really matter to him. It’s more of a formality than anything.

•Your parents end up tackling him with questions, make sure you’re both at least a foot apart from eachother at the dinner table. Zim is loud and unapologetically himself.

•Every question they fire at him he answers in his own unique way. He is almost insulted when they ask if he’s treating you right— of course he is! He is Zim! You can’t help but laugh softly at his reply.

•They’re still a little antsy, and mention they aren’t sure if he’s the right guy for you. But with a bit of an argument on your end, they decide to give him a chance. Not that it mattered. He didn’t ask about their opinion once the two of you had left, already grabbing onto your hand as the two of you waited for Gir to pick you up.

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How do you think Zim would react to reader just being nice to him all the time? I think he might start to develop feelings for reader in his own weird alien way

•Finally, a human who knew their place. He’s sure his disguise still fooled you, but he’s still proud someone recognized their place.

•At first, he sure that you’re working for Tak or the enemy, wanting to warm up to him and waiting to catch him off guard. Sure, he deserves this kind of treatment, but humans are dumb.

•He’s especially happy whenever you defend him against Dib’s newest claims, but you seem much more into convincing Dib than his classmates.

•It starts standing out when you’re defending him from other classmates too, insisting he isn’t weird or anything like that. He doesn’t understand why you keep sitting with him at lunch, or why you keep going out of your way to talk to him.

•Once Zim is no longer convinced that you’re working for the enemy, he’s much more comfortable sitting by you at lunch. Sometimes when you speak, his face will even turn a strange, almost purple color. He always brushes it off if you bring it up.

•This purple color starts making an appearance many times when he talks to you— yes, he’s initiating conversations too now. Especially when you smile or laugh. He likes how a good expression looks on you.

•Your talks are more smooth, and you even notice him picking up some of your kind behavior— only with you, of course. He’s just as harsh to everyone else as ever.

•He doesn’t see you as inferior anymore. You could potentially be on the same level as him, with the right guidance and training.

•He decides that when he destroys this miserable planet, he’ll take you with him.

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okay NOW requests are open sorry!! i had no clue anon wasn’t on 0:

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i’ve discovered something terrifying

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steven n zim roleswap au. lol i just love how fucking contrasted their themes are like the pure. roaring. hatred. in iz vs the goodily feelnicey steve vibe. i cannot believe i let myself dra w this sht-

yOU CCAN gUess which swap au i liked better hahaha

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when the tallests are coming home

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How would the Tallest handle finding their S/O has been seeing somebody else?

hm... how would they handle it indeed?

•Red takes it hard. He feels down and doesn’t quite care as much about conquering for awhile. He really just doesn’t have it in him, knowing that you’re seeing someone else. He really likes you.

•He won’t mention it to anyone. He wants to blame his change of mood on his PAK so bad— it was stupid for him to have fallen for a human to begin with.

•Yeah, he maybe kind of checks up on you now and then. He hopes you’re done seeing them, but you aren’t. He eventually comes to terms with it, and the two of you make ammends if you’d wanted.

•Looking back, it wasn’t that big of a deal! Humans just do that sometimes, and he gets it.

•Purple takes a different approach. He’s angry. People don’t want to see Purple when he’s angry.

•Suddenly planets are being conquered rather violently left and right, and his usually happy self is gone. He won’t answer Zim’s reports, because it wouldn’t be funny. Nothing was funny.

•Purple holds a grudge, and it’d be harder to crack his shell and make ammends. You’d thought it’d be the other way around.

•He vents to Red about it when they aren’t on duty, upset and angry and insisting you shouldn’t be seeing some other person, that you should be seeing him.

•Red calms him down, and maybe even convinces him to talk to you again.

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Tallests trying human ways of affection to reader?

you’ve got it! hope you enjoy (:

•It was those stupid romance movies on television that had them curious about human affection. Nothing too bad, but they asked you about it nonetheless.

•Red was the first one to ask, and after it had been explained to him he loved showing affection in any way. He likes locking arms with you, enjoying how he towers over you a bit. It makes him feel like he’s your protector, and he really likes that.

•Red also likes it when you both hold hands— they’re so different compared to eachother! He likes absentmindedly tracing shapes into your palm, and he’ll hold your hand for as long as you’ll let him... and a little longer than that, because he wants just one more minute like that.

•Purple is a bit more shy about showing affection when he learns about it, preferring you only show it when you were in private.

•He likes when the both of you share snacks and feed them to eachother. It’s funny, because sometimes he gets distracted by what you’re both watching and suddenly he’s pressing food against your nose instead of in front of your mouth. He apologizes, of course.

•He also loves forehead touches. Just resting against you and staring at your eyes for awhile. He likes how complex they look compare to his own eyes, how the center looks so dark and deep like space. You both always talk in hushed whispers when you’re together like that.

•When it’s all three of you, you always end up shoved between them on the couch. They both have an arm wrapped around you, and Purple’s usually playing with your hair. Red likes to rest his head on your shoulder, and if you’re lucky he’ll press a swift kiss to the skin where your neck and shoulder meet.

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Tallest gaining feelings for a tall human they see hang around zim.

you didn’t specify which one, so i assumed both! feel free to message me if you prefer one or the other.

•They had first noticed you in the back of Zim’s feed as he gave one of his reports. They had answered expecting to get a laugh out of it, but instead they couldn’t help but focus on you in the background, fidgetting on your phone as you sat on the couch.

•You were so... well, tall. They had never seen another species so tall! You clearly must’ve been superior to some of the other species. Not Irkens, of course. They were superior to everyone.

•It was Red who suggested visiting earth, surprisingly. The two of them had been snacking away, and Purple nearly choked on his donut at it. They eventually decided screw it, they wanted to get to know you.

•Zim had been ecstatic to hear that the Tallest were coming. When they asked for you, he had faltered and insisted there were much better things to show.

•They both didn’t bother with disguises, and you were surprised. Real aliens? Interested in you, of everyone? They kept asking questions— like how tall you were, how long you’ve existed, all kinds of stuff.

•These visits became more frequent, and Zim was always happy and nervous to have the Tallest in his own base.

•They started seeing past your height. They liked you for more than just that. Purple showed his affection through giving you snacks from all over, and Red showed affection by sitting by you and being a little too touchy than Irkens usually were.

•Eventually, they convinced you to come with them on the Massive. Standing inbetween them in the cockpit, you couldn’t help but feel excited to explore space with them.

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Saw some expressions in the comic that I wanted to draw.. so I did

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A Date With Zim Would Be Like...

•He wouldn’t entirely get the whole ‘dating’ thing, but it seemed like a good way to study human romance.

•So when you asked him out on a date, he agreed. You were surprised, and the weird paranormal kid from Zim’s class kept telling you that Zim was going to steal your organs... or something like that.

•Zim wouldn’t put a greater effort into his disguise— why would he need to? He’s Zim, and you should be honored to be graced by his presence, thank you very much.

•You, on the other hand, had worried a bit. You were still dressed casually, but had put a little more effort in your appearance.

•He had probably asked his computer for details about a human date beforehand, and didn’t want to blow his cover, so he held your hand. Your face was really red, and it kind of freaked him out. Were you going to explode? Suddenly catch on fire?

•Laughing a bit at his odd questions, you insisted it had just caught you by surprise. He still wasn’t sure of himself, but your smile made him think maybe he wasn’t doing too bad of a job.

•The two of you carried on with the rest of your night, his smaller gloved hand still holding onto yours. He lead, of course, because he wouldn’t be told where to go by someone as inferior as a human, but you didn’t mind.

•To your surprise, Zim actually walked you home that night. You admitted you had a lot of fun, and he stared at you like you were weird. But after a moment, he gave a toothy grin.

•You ended up going on another date the weekend afterwards.

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Can we take a moment to appreciate how cool this shot looks

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practice with something