seriouslybread-blog

[seriouslybread-blog]

Life update

First off I got bored of tumblr. I didn't really talk to many people so I didn't really mind too much. Nothings gone right this month so far. Didn't get out my shitty job, ran out of gas on the highway, and today I spilled liquid in my computer and might of ruined 1000~ dollars worth of hardware. I'm not expecting the gpu or the motherboard to survive, but I'm still worried about all of it. Trouble shooting tomorrow after its dried out. That was kind the final straw I guess? The one anchor I've had really and I just ruined it. I know it's replaceable but it's not something I can replace right now. Something something sad. More like empty.

[seriouslybread-blog]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[seriouslybread-blog]

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

[seriouslybread-blog]

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

[seriouslybread-blog]

[seriouslybread-blog]

[seriouslybread-blog]

[seriouslybread-blog]

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

[seriouslybread-blog]

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

[seriouslybread-blog]

[seriouslybread-blog]

These could all be legit albums

[seriouslybread-blog]

I need a past midnight friend. HIT ME UP ON LEAGUE/STEAM LEAGUE: QUEEN POPPY (NA) STEAM: TEHLULZDIZZY (I HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC)

[seriouslybread-blog]

3-7 Silver IV. Race you too gold?

2-8 and I got placed in Silver V. I legit thought I was gonna be put in Bronze.

Welp, time to start the grind again. I think I’ll still mark these posts with “Road to Plat” because I mean I’ve made it to gold before, so

[seriouslybread-blog]

[seriouslybread-blog]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[seriouslybread-blog]

imagine: remus lupin, after the events of prisoner of azkaban, silently going up to dumbledore’s office, and throwing a frickin tantrum. “you told me not to pursue it! you told me he was guilty!”

“i did not know,” answers dumbledore, “no more than you did, remus.”

“I - DID - KNOW! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE WAS INNOCENT AND YOU TOLD ME TO LET IT GO! you - i - TWELVE YEARS HE ROTTED IN THAT CELL! TWELVE YEARS, AND YOU DID NOTHING! you - you………”

he draws himself up, stops shaking, and takes a deep breath.

“i quit,” he says bluntly, then turns and walks away.

[seriouslybread-blog]

“ The 6-week-old caracal kittens have ventured out with mom for the first time!” (source: The Oregon Zoo)