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dr thot

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It sucks how many beautiful scenes and experiences we refuse to fully enjoy just because we wish there was someone else there with us

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i love watching the show my cat from hell because 9/10 times it usually features a heterosexual couple fighting over their hellion cat with one partner (usually the guy) saying “i cant stand this cat it needs to leave” while the girl is just like “no we can figure something out” and when jackson galaxy asks them if they would call it quits over the cat the guy is just like “ofc not she would always choose me over the cat” but if you zoom in on the girls face when he says that you know,,,,,you know,,,,,who will be leaving,,,,,,,,that house first

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MILF

mistakes I long to fix

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What up

I deleted tumblr bc it got boring and feminists were yelling a little too loud for my taste but I’m back for shitty aesthetic pics 🤙

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Yuh

Make me famous enough to have other blogs edit shitty quotes over my pics and I’ll die happy

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Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

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Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

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Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

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Bird enjoys cotton swab massage. [full video]

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If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

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