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[sevencolorspasserby]

You are its caregiver.

Good afternoon, I would like to return this child to their caregivers. I found them washed up on the shore with many high-level Pokémon. The Pokémon are also with me. I live in Zapapico, Paldea; please privately message me if this is your lost child.

[Image ID: It's Lambda - scars, Pokémon parts, and all. He's soaked but wrapped in several towels, clearly to try to get him to dry off. Not-Charcoal is trying to keep him warm as well, staying close to the sopping boy. There's also a hot water bottle nearby. Despite all of this, Lambda seems to be asleep.]

[sevencolorspasserby]

appreciate your bat pokemon today and everyday.

[sevencolorspasserby]

You’ve figured it out. I just figured that’d be a little funny to say first, is all. I was right, it was funny.

How’s it feel to be old.

( @sevencolorspasserby )

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be, frankly. Just kind of the same thing as growing up into a teen .. you just get a smidge taller and a deeper voice, thank Lugia.

.. Colors? Oh, hey. It's been awhile! How old are .. are you still a kid? Oh, man. I'm in some weird time thing, aren't I? Ugh.

[sevencolorspasserby]

i did what now

quick how annoying am i and why!

-harp

( @sevencolorspasserby )

Harp...? I do not consider you to be annoying... You are friends with my son. I taught you how to make popcorn, do you not recall?

[sevencolorspasserby]

i have climbed a mountain. In my house.

got it

( @sevencolorspasserby )

ARE YOU OK AU??????

[sevencolorspasserby]

f ell

screw this i’m climbing the shelf

[sevencolorspasserby]

screw this i’m climbing the shelf

[sevencolorspasserby]

does anyone have the height to reach a shelf

[sevencolorspasserby]

okay okay! lemme just take a picture! i put it somewhere high so i wouldn’t forget it!

i can’t find the stepladder

i gave you a therapist list didn’t i!!!

( @sevencolorspasserby )

YEAH BUT I CANT FIND IT!!!! ;-;

[sevencolorspasserby]

what!! why did he do that!

don’t answer that!

i gave you a therapist list didn’t i!!!

( @sevencolorspasserby )

YEAH BUT I CANT FIND IT!!!! ;-;

[sevencolorspasserby]

uhhh retrace your steps? or was that too long ago? do i photocopy my list?

i gave you a therapist list didn’t i!!!

( @sevencolorspasserby )

YEAH BUT I CANT FIND IT!!!! ;-;

[sevencolorspasserby]

Great. Punching A will probably take a while but I can send something worse if push comes to shove.

:)

All of you are pissing me off and making me want to go back to being dead.

[sevencolorspasserby]

1/3 done. Stop that.

All of you are pissing me off and making me want to go back to being dead.

[sevencolorspasserby]

I literally gave you advice and I’m about to tell Wings that, what do you want me to do? Go to that mountain and I’ll drag you to Mt. Chimney.

All of you are pissing me off and making me want to go back to being dead.

[sevencolorspasserby]

I’m not as close but I can do the second one. If you get Ethan and Kris to help drag them, you can try the first one. I don’t know, punch A.

All of you are pissing me off and making me want to go back to being dead.

[sevencolorspasserby]

Don’t you dare.

All of you are pissing me off and making me want to go back to being dead.

[sevencolorspasserby]

Harp send A the heisenskirt next

i’m not doing that :)