sevenmerrymagpies
sevenmerrymagpies
you entirely a star child
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queer autistic middle aged weirdo / hyperfixations abound / writing + fandom + witchcraft /
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sevenmerrymagpies · 2 hours ago
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I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! 🤪
Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout
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sevenmerrymagpies · 5 hours ago
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Steve whose parents finally decided to try parenting and decide to take take his car away before jetting away for however long and entirely forgetting they even took Steve’s keys with them .
Steve who needs rides to and from school and none of his other friends have cars yet and the bus doesn’t even go anywhere Steve’s house in loch Nora so-
He hears that Eddie “The Freak” Munson has a variety of services he offers, and Steve isn’t 100% sure what all the variety includes besides weed but at this point Steve figures why not ask the freak to give him rides to and from school for a few weeks.
Eddie is absolutely floored by the audacity of Hawkins most elite golden boy to ask Eddie to drop everting he has going on to play chauffeur and drive Harringtons little pompous ass around and he wants to say no just on principle but well, the consist intake of money is a lot better then hoping someone wants to trek out to the woods for a joint, and a lot safer too. Plus, Eddie likes to idea of Steve having to beg Eddie for a ride and watching him squirm in the passenger of eddies van, his pressed polos and fresh white Nikes itching to get out of his van of devilry.
Eddie ain’t sure what he was signing up for but it wasn’t getting up at the ass crack of dawn to drive Steve to school because Steve actually liked showing up early, nor did Eddie realize driving Steve to and from school including to and from swim ball practices . Eddie is about to call it quits but then Steve starts bringing him snacks and asking about Hellfire and says he likes Eddie rings so now Eddie really has no choice, not really, you try telling the boy who picked up your favorite gummies from the gas station and looks so proud he remembered your favorite flavor that you don’t wanna drive him to basket practice.
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sevenmerrymagpies · 19 hours ago
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Callahan: *remembers when he was dating Steve’s kindergarten teacher and she said that Steve had trouble reading*
Callahan: *remembers how his cousin was Steve’s fourth grade teacher and she said he struggled with the assigned reading*
Callahan: *remembers when he joined a game club and Randy Clarke kinda implied that Steve was the reason he stopped having students read out loud*
Callahan: *has been waiting in line behind Steve for what feels like forever while he squints at the menu*
Callahan: Do you still not know how to read?
Steve: ?
Dustin: He’s dyslexic, you asshole.
Dustin: Wanna make fun of Max’s wheelchair next?
Callahan: Oh, I. No-
Dustin, loudly: Hey, everyone! Gather around. This guy is gonna make fun of a girl with a wheelchair.
Callahan: I’m not gonna-
Max, doing the funniest thing she can do: *starts crying*
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sevenmerrymagpies · 21 hours ago
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joe being so cutie pie
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source: Tape Notes (podcast) via. Patreon
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sevenmerrymagpies · 24 hours ago
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Steve goes to court with his dad for Bring Your Child to Work Day and it just so happens to be for a case Hopper is testifying on.
This isn’t even Dick Harrington’s usual gig.
It’s traffic court and Dick is representing the child of one of his clients. The kid is twenty-six with a long list of traffic violations and drunk and disorderlies, and his set to lose his license if Hopper has anything to say about it.
So he takes the stand with, “James Hopper.”
Steve, who recently learned that Hopper has a first name and that it’s Jim, loudly questions, “James?”
Judge Ohse bangs his gavel, jokingly points it in Steve’s direction before saying, “Quiet, young man. Unless you want to be held in contempt.”
Steve looks at the judge.
He looks at his dad.
He looks back at the judge.
Frowns.
Asks, “Is that a hug?”
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sevenmerrymagpies · 1 day ago
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"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????
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djotime: Hard not to feel like all this work for the last few years hasn’t partially led to this past weekend. A culmination of so much hard work from so many people and a cathartic moment for me that you can’t really prepare for. Chicago is an incredible city and is a special place for me, it’s like an old friend who knows the real you. And this weekend has left me feeling truly stunned. Deeply grateful. Grateful to every person who has listened to the music that I’ve made and felt some sort of connection. Grateful to be able to be around such brilliant people and loving friends and family. I’ve felt my growth as a musician and performer this year and I guess this experience has left me feeling that more than ever, I love connecting with people through this, maybe more than I thought. And I want to keep doing that, however that looks. Even though we’ve been grinding this year, I still feel like I’m just scratching the surface. So to all the fans, to my friends and family, to the artists that have supported us and lifted us up, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Perhaps I’ll never be totally satisfied and always striving for that next step. I’m always pushing, always working to make myself and others happy. But at this moment in time I can truly say I am proud of what I have done and proud to be standing with people I have done it with. And that’s a very nice feeling, and one I’ll hold on to.
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sevenmerrymagpies · 2 days ago
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Destination Unknown Chapter 7: The Loveland Frogman
Steve and Robin are on a road trip the summer before Robin starts college, and Steve has to figure out what he wants to do to his life. Expect this isn't your average road trip. They're traveling with their boyfriend and girlfriend, respectively. Which is excellent! And they're hunting cryptids across the Midwest. That's gotta be less stressful than battling the Upside Down.Except for the Men in Black, the cryptids which may or may not be out to get them, and whatever the hell is following them.
In this chapter, the crypid hunting gang visit scenic Loveland Ohio looking for the Loveland Frogman/Toad/Lizard but find something else.
Read on AO3
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sevenmerrymagpies · 2 days ago
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Actually fic where Eddie is a world famous rockstar and Tommy plays in the NFL, but they’re both still in love with just-some-guy Steve Harrington.
Like, it’s small but there is some overlap between their fans and they’re starting to realize that there are similarities in how they talk about ‘the one that got away.’
People find out that Tommy and Eddie went to the same school and now there’s a subset of heavy metal football fans playing detective to figure out who this person is.
Meanwhile, Steve has no idea what’s happening because he’s (1) not on social media, (2) not a heavy metal fan, and (3) hates football.
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sevenmerrymagpies · 2 days ago
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I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since
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sevenmerrymagpies · 2 days ago
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STEVE HARRINGTON
stranger things season 5 trailer (2025)
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Mothman Poll
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