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S.coups: This was almost a great idea

Wonwoo: You just described 90% of our ideas

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SEVENTEEN as One Piece crews/communities

Seungcheol - Marines -Listen, just hear me out -If Seungcheol was a pirate in one piece he'd be a pirate captain of his own crew. -But this is a list of existing crews or communities so it won't work -so what's the next best thing for our strong and righteous leader? -A Marine. An Admiral, perhaps. -One with conflicting views and and a stubborn justice like Smoker

Jeonghan - Charlotte Family -Can't you see him as one of Big mom's children? I see it sm. -He wouldn't be evil and all that, but he's the mischievous type that still adores his family so he's perfect -He'd totally be a minister too -of what I can't think of yet but it has to be something like cookies which can have its sweetness modified. -also to anyone who says he'd be from Amazon Lily they are wrong. -Beautiful Pirates however, I can consider

Joshua - Revolutionary Army -Idk it's the vibe -his aesthetic feels very revolutionary army -I literally have no evidence but I can't imagine him anywhere else -He'd be like a ruined noble, similar to Sabo -But with his usual proper gentlemanliness UNTIL you get to know him -Then he's as feral as the next person

Junhui - Heart Pirates -Definitely part of the silly crew with the serious captain they all adore -he'll don that tacky white uniform and pose with so much pride -unrelated but he'd get along with Law in the way that he thinks they're besties and Law is trying so hard to get rid of him.

Soonyoung - Strawhat Pirates -Silly, loud, chaotic, extremely ambitious, constantly working towards his dreams and extremely dependable when needed? -He IS a strawhat -He'd respect all of them and their dreams, he'd look up to luffy like the rest of them -He'd absolutely sling his arm over their shoulders and sing and dance with them at every party

Wonwoo - "Demons of Ohara" -a.k.a. The Ohara researchers -A VERY TRAGIC COMMUNITY HERE HAHA -But he fits... -he fits

Jihoon - Cross Guild -He fits in with the unenthusiastic, money-making group of people very well -I can see him watching Crocodile manhandle Buggy with an amused expression -sitting around and gossiping with Mihawk

Seokmin - Tontattas -NO BC THE LITTLE SILLIES WITH THEIR OVERPOWERING STRENGTH -SEOKMIN WOULD EAT THAT UP -BORN TO BE A TONTATTA, FORCED TO BE A HUMAN

Mingyu - Baratie -Where else will he be except with our rough and raggedy chefs with their golden hearts? -he'd totally get tossed around by the chefs which did make me hesitate putting him in Baratie -But then I realized... -it's his fate to be tossed around even when people secretly respect him. -the second answer is Elbaf btw

Minghao - Akazaya Nine -more specifically one of Oden's retainers -the whole samurai look suits him well -and he would have definitely looked up to Oden and would have been loyal to him -again, samurai Minghao <33

Seungkwan - World Economy Newspaper -again, more specifically Big News Morgan's journalists -Journalist Seungkwan makes a lot of sense to me -especially in a news station which writes the most accurate news and gossip in the most scandalous manner -Second choice for him was the Barto Club

Vernon - Vegapunks -I bet a lot would think Woozi would be a Vegapunk but no my friends! -It is Vernon, who'd best be a Vegapunk -I think he'd get along well with the other Vegapunks too -also don't freak out but I can sorta see him as a celestial dragon

Chan - Whitebeard pirates -Literally the reason I made this whole post -bc I randomly thought Dino would fit right in with the Whitebeard pirates -He'd look up to Whitebeard so much -He'd get along so well with Ace -It's perfect

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Chan: *crying*

Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.

Chan: I'd rather have a hug

Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then

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Vernon: there are many ways to live Josh hyung

Vernon: you don't

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Seungkwan: why are there eggs in here!?

Seokmin, walks in and gasps

Seokmin: how dare you touch Eggwin, Eggward, and Eggwina like that!

Seungkwan: ...

Seokmin: ...

Vernon, walking in: hey how are the triplets?

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Minghao: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Minghao: *aggressively throws a waterbottle at Seungkwan*

Vernon: uh...

Mingyu: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Minghao: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Chan, in tears: it's working

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Mingyu: I'm going to grab myself a healthy breakfast

Wonwoo: are those gummy worms wrapped up in a fruit roll up?

Mingyu: it's my breakfast burrito

Wonwoo: I pity your dentist

Mingyu: jokes on you, I don't have a dentist

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Seokmin: I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heartcells

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Wonwoo: Well, we tried things your way and-

Seungkwan: No we didn't?

Wonwoo: We did in my head, it didn't work

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Jihoon: I love everybody

Jihoon: except soonyoung

Jihoon: ...I love him a little more

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New year's special

Seungcheol: you're late

Jeonghan: you're handsome

Seungcheol:

Seungcheol: you're forgiven

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Seokmin, learning English: what are friends with benefits?

Joshua: a...very special type of friends

Seokmin: ohhh, like us?

Joshua: *blushing and sputtering*

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Mingyu: the stars are so beautiful!

Wonwoo: they're just giant balls of gas

Mingyu: look, if you don't want to be romantic then-

Wonwoo, looking at Mingyu: but none of them is as big as my love for you

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Jun: hey Hao! How does this suit look?

Minghao: amazing, I wish I could pull it off

Jun: go ahead

Minghao: what?

Jun: what.

Woozi, eating chips: he said to pull the suit off of him

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Seungcheol: Jihoon is a nice person!

Seungcheol: underneath the parts of him that hates everyone except Soonyoung.

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Chan, late for practice: sorry I'm late I was...doing things

Seungkwan, slamming the door open and out of breath: HE CLOSED THE ELEVATOR ON ME AND MADE ME TAKE THE STAIRS UP HERE

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Seungkwan: *talking to someone and giggling*

Vernon, internally: You are straight. You are straight. YOU are straight. You ARE straight. You are STRAIGHT. YOU ARE STRAIGHT. YOU ARE-

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Vernon: I heard you like bad boys?

Chan: um...yeah?

Vernon: well I'm bad at everything

Happy new years guys!

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Going very off topic here but it's urgent so I get a pass. Can one of you guys PLEASE explain to me what it means to have 11 as a life path number in a down to earth, not poetic way.

I mean, I get the whole "my life will be harder" and "I'll have stronger qualities" stuff but which life am I on???? My 11th life?

Am I getting double the lives too??? Am I getting the chance to live even more lives than the actual set number?

I hope the fuck not because I did the whole calculation thing hoping this would be my last life, not get extra ones.

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Wonwoo: What are you doing?

Jun: Stealing the neighbor's cat

Wonwoo: *gasping* scandalous!

Wonwoo: ...can I help?

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Hoshi: do you guys ever feel shskdhsksj?

Woozi: how did you say that with your mouth?

Wonwoo, not even looking in their general direction: that's how I feel all the time.

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Seventeen as Alice in Wonderland characters

Scoups - white knight

Jeonghan - chshire cat

Joshua - mad hatter

Junhui - Dormouse

Soonyoung - March Hare

Wonwoo - the red queen

Jihoon - white rabbit

Seokmin - Tweedledum

Mingyu - the white queen

Minghao - Caterpillar

Seungkwan - Queen of Hearts

Vernon - Alice

Dino - Tweedledee

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Junhui: not to be controversial but the only valid music genre is the perry the platypus theme song

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Joshua: you put it in your coffee

Soonyoung: a spoon! Your face! Your hands!

Joshua: it's white

Seokmin: paper? Snow? A ghost!

Joshua: it's heavier than milk

Seungkwan: a rock! A dog! Earth!!!