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Seventeen as Squid Game players S1 & 2

Well, specifically how far they'll go and at which game they'll die.

And yes, only as players. No funny guard/Frontman/VIP business here (I'd go on forever otherwise)

Seungcheol -In debt because he lent a 'friend' a huge sum of money and never heard from them again -Definitely tried to slap the Recruiter back in ddakji -Competitive AF -Will try to protect the people he's with, but winning comes first for him -Absolutely slays tug-of-war -He'll die in the glass game, he'll choose to go first and choose a breaking glass. My man will only die because of bad luck, nothing else can bring him down.

-In s2 he'll survive all the games shown so far. -He'll do ddakji in the second game. -Will choose 'X' only after Mingle -Will thrive when attacking the guards lmao

Jeonghan -I can't tell you why he's there, we'll probably never know why he's there -Born with wits and luck, my man will smooth sail these games. You all know this -Will probably be in the same gang as Seungcheol, brains and brawns their way through -But I'm sorry, he won't be the final winner. -He'll die in the final game, willingly. -My man maybe a natural winner, but his ambition is weak. He'll believe the other is more deserving to win. (you'll see the other finalist and understand) -Will die smiling :(

-Will survive s2, will team up with Seungcheol there too -I can see him doing jegi-chagi or gonggi -Chooses 'O' twice until Joshua begs him to choose 'X' after the third game -one of the main schemers when attacking the guards and the special game

Joshua -Lost his job and struggled to make ends meet after that -Even imagining him in the game is making me extremely sad... -Will befriend Jeonghan there and stick to him -I know he's extremely witty, but his mentality would not be able to handle that place. He'll crack -Will die in the marbles game. Whether he pairs with Jeonghan or not -If he pairs with Jeonghan it will be a 067 & 240 moment -If with someone else they'll play a game and he'll lose (he'll probably attempt to cheat and fail too)

-S2 he'll make it through the three games (perks of befriending Jeonghan) -Will probably do the spinning top, will fail twice and stress Seungcheol out before succeeding -Chooses 'O' first and then 'X' after the second game -Will die during the attacking guards segment

Junhui -An actor that got caught up in a scandal and was pushed aside by his company (the scandal was likely fake but he still ended up in the situation) -Smiles through the terror, comforts those around him -Will come up with the licking dalgona idea -Will die in tug-of-war. It's not his fault, but he probably got pitted against Seungcheol's team so.

-S2 he'll do the spinning top in the second game -Will die in Mingle. He'll mishear the number and will be too late to find a group -Chooses 'X' both times

Soonyoung -Got scammed so bad my God it's not even funny -No one can tell, but he's actually pretty scared. He masks that by being super energetic and hopeful over the money. -Will do his best in every game tho, he's barely making it through but grit and willpower gets him very far -Dies in the marble game. He got scammed again T_T (I'd cry if I watched that happen to him and they show his flashbacks as he's shot)

-Season 2 he'll make it through every game so far -Surprises everyone and does gonggi -The vibes of S2 is pretty different, and following that he'll choose 'O' every single time -Will probably be much more enthusiastic in S2, actively encourages people to choose 'O'

Wonwoo -I'll be honest. I see him as the least likeliest to join these games. -Joined these games to get money for someone else (I'll specify when that member comes) like 149 in s2 -Will figure out the games but will only tell the person he's there for -However he won't see the marbles game coming and this will be his downfall -He's here to get money for someone else, and for that person he'll willingly die -Ngl if he had no such weaknesses he'd probably win -But if he didn't have such a weakness he'd never even go there :(

-S2 he'll survive the games so far -Will also notice the games drawn around the room and will keep quiet about it -Will do jegi-chagi in the second game -Will choose 'O' every time bc he's confident they can survive -Won't go to fight the guards, he's too nonchalant for that

Jihoon -A betrayal. A producer who was robbed of all his works and went into debt bc of this. -He'll pretty much keep to himself throughout the whole thing, will be too angsty to befriend anyone -Will team up w Seungcheol's team for tug-of-war but won't interact with them afterwards -Will die during the special game (Night fight), he won't see the attacks coming

-In s2 he'll survive the games so far -he'll end up befriending (dragged into a team by) Soonyoung in the second game -He'll do jegi-chagi -Soonyoung's enthusiasm will rub off in him so he'll be less angsty -Will choose 'X' first but after meeting Soonyoung he'll change to 'O's

Seokmin -😬😬😬 -Probably had a materialistic girlfriend who sucked him dry and then left him, went into debt trying to please her -Will be super giggly during the first game until someone dies, will behave after that -My God the idea of him being in the game stresses me OUT -Will die during dalgona. -He's sobbing and his hands are shaking so bad his dalgona is going to break in half -Probably got a star too

-In s2 he will again die in the second game -Will do jegi-chagi but his chance to play won't even come :( -Well...he might make it if he ends up in Mingyu's team -But then he'll die an even more tragic death in Mingle -Will choose 'X' every time

Mingyu -Probably needed the money for a family member, was definitely working multiple jobs before he was approached -My hardworking and ambitious man, my main character -No fr tho, he may not smooth sail his way through, but he will make it with his skills -Probably had to be saved in red light, green light tho bc he tripped over his own feet -Much more righteous, might have his own little group of people -THE OTHER FINALIST THAT GOES AGAINST JEONGHAN -The final winner of the squid game, he'll never be the same again.

-S2 he will survive the games -Will choose 'X' every time -Will be very critical when choosing teams, I can see him doing gonggi -Will join in to attack guards

Minghao -Failed business, he probably spent all his money on that business too -Definitely has a long term grudge against the Recruiter -The one who saves Mingyu in Red light, green light -They stick together after that in all the games -Will protect Mingyu and his team in the special game. -He'll die while fighting to protect them

-In s2 he'll survive the games so far -Will choose 'O' first and then change to 'X' after the second game -Definitely kills more guards than anyone -I was gonna say he'll die while attacking the guards, but as soon as he runs out of bullets he'll use his stealth and fists so..

Seungkwan -Invested his everything into a business that crashed and failed -He's terrified, he's not even sure why he's there -Argues and lashes out at everyone until he finally calms down, withdrawn after that -Lmao, that one person that fails to make a partner in the marbles game and gets dragged away -Only to be super smug later while waiting for everyone in the room -Dies during the glass game, his intuition was never good after all

-In s2 he'll make it through the games -Wants to choose 'O' but chooses 'X' bc he doesn't vibe with Soonyoung -Will one shot the flying stone in the second game -He'll die during the special game, died trying to defend himself

Vernon -House burned down and didn't have any insurance to cover for it -Very dazed throughout the whole thing, received help in the first game too -Probably the one who manages to calm down Seungkwan while he's yelling bloody murder -He dies in the second game tho (oh why would they have such an independent game in the second round) -With his luck he probably got the umbrella

-In s2 he'll survive so far (not a single independent game thankfully) -Probably does ddakji in the second game -On the same team as Seungkwan, he's zoned out but observant so he'll recommend people to recruit and Seungkwan convinces them to join their team -Will choose 'X' always -Won't join in to attack guards -He'll become even more quiet once Seungkwan dies

Chan -The reason why Wonwoo is here -Needed money for a huge surgery for an injury or something -Was shocked to see Wonwoo there, attached to him afterwards -He's pretty good at the games himself tbh -Is absolutely ruined after the marbles game, loses his will to live after Wonwoo's death/sacrifice -He'll still do his best in the glasses game, but the glasses explosion will affect him terribly -Won't be killed, but the explosion probably made his injury worse and he'll pass away before the final game.

-In s2 he'll survive the games so far -Again sticks to Wonwoo, but the more charismatic one that makes people join their team -Chooses 'O' every time bc he has faith in Wonwoo -Will want to go and attack the guards but Wonwoo will stop him

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Jun: Thank you for coming to my Jun talk

Seungcheol: I told you before, they don't name it after each individual person...

Jun: WHY SHOULD TED GET ALL THE TALKS?

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Joshua: and that's the tea

Joshua: *sips coffee*

Seungcheol: you are a disgrace

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Jeonghan: Hey Woozi

Jeonghan: Are you from Korea?

Jeonghan: Because you might be my Seoul-mate

Woozi:

Woozi: Suddenly I'm Atlantean

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S.coups: This was almost a great idea

Wonwoo: You just described 90% of our ideas

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SEVENTEEN as One Piece crews/communities

Seungcheol - Marines -Listen, just hear me out -If Seungcheol was a pirate in one piece he'd be a pirate captain of his own crew. -But this is a list of existing crews or communities so it won't work -so what's the next best thing for our strong and righteous leader? -A Marine. An Admiral, perhaps. -One with conflicting views and and a stubborn justice like Smoker

Jeonghan - Charlotte Family -Can't you see him as one of Big mom's children? I see it sm. -He wouldn't be evil and all that, but he's the mischievous type that still adores his family so he's perfect -He'd totally be a minister too -of what I can't think of yet but it has to be something like cookies which can have its sweetness modified. -also to anyone who says he'd be from Amazon Lily they are wrong. -Beautiful Pirates however, I can consider

Joshua - Revolutionary Army -Idk it's the vibe -his aesthetic feels very revolutionary army -I literally have no evidence but I can't imagine him anywhere else -He'd be like a ruined noble, similar to Sabo -But with his usual proper gentlemanliness UNTIL you get to know him -Then he's as feral as the next person

Junhui - Heart Pirates -Definitely part of the silly crew with the serious captain they all adore -he'll don that tacky white uniform and pose with so much pride -unrelated but he'd get along with Law in the way that he thinks they're besties and Law is trying so hard to get rid of him.

Soonyoung - Strawhat Pirates -Silly, loud, chaotic, extremely ambitious, constantly working towards his dreams and extremely dependable when needed? -He IS a strawhat -He'd respect all of them and their dreams, he'd look up to luffy like the rest of them -He'd absolutely sling his arm over their shoulders and sing and dance with them at every party

Wonwoo - "Demons of Ohara" -a.k.a. The Ohara researchers -A VERY TRAGIC COMMUNITY HERE HAHA -But he fits... -he fits

Jihoon - Cross Guild -He fits in with the unenthusiastic, money-making group of people very well -I can see him watching Crocodile manhandle Buggy with an amused expression -sitting around and gossiping with Mihawk

Seokmin - Tontattas -NO BC THE LITTLE SILLIES WITH THEIR OVERPOWERING STRENGTH -SEOKMIN WOULD EAT THAT UP -BORN TO BE A TONTATTA, FORCED TO BE A HUMAN

Mingyu - Baratie -Where else will he be except with our rough and raggedy chefs with their golden hearts? -he'd totally get tossed around by the chefs which did make me hesitate putting him in Baratie -But then I realized... -it's his fate to be tossed around even when people secretly respect him. -the second answer is Elbaf btw

Minghao - Akazaya Nine -more specifically one of Oden's retainers -the whole samurai look suits him well -and he would have definitely looked up to Oden and would have been loyal to him -again, samurai Minghao <33

Seungkwan - World Economy Newspaper -again, more specifically Big News Morgan's journalists -Journalist Seungkwan makes a lot of sense to me -especially in a news station which writes the most accurate news and gossip in the most scandalous manner -Second choice for him was the Barto Club

Vernon - Vegapunks -I bet a lot would think Woozi would be a Vegapunk but no my friends! -It is Vernon, who'd best be a Vegapunk -I think he'd get along well with the other Vegapunks too -also don't freak out but I can sorta see him as a celestial dragon

Chan - Whitebeard pirates -Literally the reason I made this whole post -bc I randomly thought Dino would fit right in with the Whitebeard pirates -He'd look up to Whitebeard so much -He'd get along so well with Ace -It's perfect

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Chan: *crying*

Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.

Chan: I'd rather have a hug

Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then

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Vernon: there are many ways to live Josh hyung

Vernon: you don't

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Seungkwan: why are there eggs in here!?

Seokmin, walks in and gasps

Seokmin: how dare you touch Eggwin, Eggward, and Eggwina like that!

Seungkwan: ...

Seokmin: ...

Vernon, walking in: hey how are the triplets?

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Minghao: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Minghao: *aggressively throws a waterbottle at Seungkwan*

Vernon: uh...

Mingyu: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Minghao: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Chan, in tears: it's working

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Mingyu: I'm going to grab myself a healthy breakfast

Wonwoo: are those gummy worms wrapped up in a fruit roll up?

Mingyu: it's my breakfast burrito

Wonwoo: I pity your dentist

Mingyu: jokes on you, I don't have a dentist

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Seokmin: I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heartcells

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Wonwoo: Well, we tried things your way and-

Seungkwan: No we didn't?

Wonwoo: We did in my head, it didn't work

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Jihoon: I love everybody

Jihoon: except soonyoung

Jihoon: ...I love him a little more

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New year's special

Seungcheol: you're late

Jeonghan: you're handsome

Seungcheol:

Seungcheol: you're forgiven

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Seokmin, learning English: what are friends with benefits?

Joshua: a...very special type of friends

Seokmin: ohhh, like us?

Joshua: *blushing and sputtering*

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Mingyu: the stars are so beautiful!

Wonwoo: they're just giant balls of gas

Mingyu: look, if you don't want to be romantic then-

Wonwoo, looking at Mingyu: but none of them is as big as my love for you

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Jun: hey Hao! How does this suit look?

Minghao: amazing, I wish I could pull it off

Jun: go ahead

Minghao: what?

Jun: what.

Woozi, eating chips: he said to pull the suit off of him

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Seungcheol: Jihoon is a nice person!

Seungcheol: underneath the parts of him that hates everyone except Soonyoung.

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Chan, late for practice: sorry I'm late I was...doing things

Seungkwan, slamming the door open and out of breath: HE CLOSED THE ELEVATOR ON ME AND MADE ME TAKE THE STAIRS UP HERE

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Seungkwan: *talking to someone and giggling*

Vernon, internally: You are straight. You are straight. YOU are straight. You ARE straight. You are STRAIGHT. YOU ARE STRAIGHT. YOU ARE-

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Vernon: I heard you like bad boys?

Chan: um...yeah?

Vernon: well I'm bad at everything

Happy new years guys!

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Going very off topic here but it's urgent so I get a pass. Can one of you guys PLEASE explain to me what it means to have 11 as a life path number in a down to earth, not poetic way.

I mean, I get the whole "my life will be harder" and "I'll have stronger qualities" stuff but which life am I on???? My 11th life?

Am I getting double the lives too??? Am I getting the chance to live even more lives than the actual set number?

I hope the fuck not because I did the whole calculation thing hoping this would be my last life, not get extra ones.

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Wonwoo: What are you doing?

Jun: Stealing the neighbor's cat

Wonwoo: *gasping* scandalous!

Wonwoo: ...can I help?