23 - idiot cabbage - back on ma bullshit. heavy on the monster-lovin
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disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me
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ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week
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"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it
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can’t even begin to express just how much money is flowing in these think tanks and you just won’t understand until you see the numbers for yourself. good lord
#like wtf is happening I should have studied philosophy or economics I want in on that pie#for clarity one of the lead strategists whose account I manage makes more per month than I would in FOUR YEARS#even the junior analysts clear a cool 120/145k per year depending on where they’re stationed#I literally have access to all salaries and expenses give me a raise now or else I’m selling the data to yr political enemies I’m not joking#seriously though I’m the 2nd lowest paid employee in this place but one of only 6 allowed direct access to funds… what’s not clicking 🧐#anyways I hope this answers yr question on why do I suck dick on the side#bc I live in a VHCOL and these bitches trying me!!#i be yellin
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fuck it I’m gonna start writing again !!! Not for any good reason either I need violence. want some sexual violence and blood
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someone on TikTok once said armin is just the inverted colour palette of Mikasa and since then my life has never known peace
#no but seriously#I’m just fucking trying to go to bed and this stupid thought is rattling around in my skull#help me!! for fucks sake#it’s got me in it’s claws. free me#i be yellin
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I actually had a great day today! I masturbated this morning and I still managed to get to work on time.
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i LOVE coming home and taking my pants off and getting in bed
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I’m not a Mei Mei apologist actually I think her bad attributes & terrible attitude are fantastic and I encourage and enable them every time
#SEND POST#🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#I don’t care and DON’T want to hear dissent#she comes home to me every night regaling her dastardly deeds I say “good for you girl 💅🏾 take me with u next time”#i be yellin
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you'll never catch me writing a werewolf who only gets to be a werewolf on the full moon. that is not enough wolfing for me. that means 27 out of every 28 days he's just... A Dude?? no. I could find A Dude anywhere. boring
#co-signed somebody had to say it#the only exception is if they can turn whenever they want normally#and the only change during the full moon is now they become the Evil Version™ of themselves#terato
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I literally don’t care if Mei Mei is a bad person. I need her. Biblically
#like why is the agreed conclusion that she’s a villain#just bc she only cares about MONEY?!?!?!#bitch so do I she’s right and you all hate her just for her rich swag. bye#“waaaaah her relationship wi her baby bro is so problematic” …..#ur fav brutally beats and dismembers children over a decades old grudge and BRAGS about it#ur fav commits genocide and you have heart eyes as he does it omg. plz sit down I don’t wanna hear it#we are all problematic lovers here. relax#i be yellin
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I may lose my job 😳
#idc abt my accounting job tbh im bad at it anyways and hate my coworker so it wouldn’t be a loss lol#but yea if I get fired from the agency I’ll probably have to move back home ☹️#wish it was safe enough to risk working online again…. I miss camming so badly like literally so much#slut saga
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Like Wine 🍷
Ig: Daniwithlove
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