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you're a pretty cool guy and i wish we talked more

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Ur one of my closest friends in this community and I love writing with you :D

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Big Nose Dragon GF

I did the thing. Tapped into my hidden power. Tranced for a couple hours and banged out something pointlessly self-indulgent. I hope you also find some enjoyment in it.

Female sneezes, nose play, f/unspecified

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Having a draconata girlfriend is pretty awesome.

Having any kind of girlfriend is already great, but then imagine your girlfriend is also literally a dragon. Or at least a dragon in a human body. Kind of. A dragon in a human body that’s almost eight feet tall. Plus there’s the slightly pointed ears, and the fingernails that kinda taper a little bit. Maybe she just trims them that way, I dunno, I guess I haven’t asked. Look, I’m not gonna sit here and salaciously describe every last detail of her body. Only some of them.

Sometimes I wonder why she, you know, chose me. I don’t have time to get into the minutiae of my own self esteem issues, so I’ll just say I’m glad she did. Point is, underneath all the muscles and the resting scary face and all that, she’s actually really sweet. I run tutoring sessions as part of my work study, and one day she just came up to me and very earnestly asked for my help.

Her name’s Aster, by the way. Don’t wanna leave that out.

Anyway, tutoring turned into study dates, and somehow study dates turned into drinking one milkshake with two straws. Now we’re cuddling on her big ol’ draconata-sized bed. We tried it on mine once, but her legs hang off the end and she constantly has to hunch over everywhere in my place. Not ideal. I really don’t mind the size difference though, and not even in a ‘step on me mommy’ kind of way. Not saying that doesn’t factor into it at all, just we don’t have many compatibility issues except for it’s a bit tricky for her to be the little spoon.

Words cannot fully express how cute Aster is, but I’m gonna try anyway. Her chest is right in front of me, right now. That’s just where I naturally fit when we snuggle like this, I swear I really am that lucky. Her skin’s kind of a carbon gray, and it’s like… Surprisingly soft, except for the bands of scales around her belly. Those and her hair are this really pretty, shiny purple. No lie it actually looks kinda glittery almost. Right, right, salacious. But now you get the picture, I hope.

Okay. This is where I may start to lose some of you. If I tip my head back and look up at her, past that strong jawline… I don’t know how else to describe this, so, uh. Aster has a really big nose. Like honestly it’s huge. Hear me out. I don’t know if it’s big by draconata standards, but proportionally for a human, it’s just… Wow. But that’s a good thing! To me it is, anyway. We’re not a very kissy couple, but whenever we do, feeling it press against my cheek… It’s like her face is hugging my face.

I’m rambling. Moving on. Looking up at Aster’s nose from below, she has these really long, big nostrils. The kind that sorta curve and angle toward each other as they extend away from her lips. I could probably fit two whole fingers in just one of them with room to spare. Not that I’ve tried it, but I can admit the thought has crossed my mind.

I reach a hand up to Aster’s face. Whether she notices or not, she remains tranquil. Then I tap the wide tip of her nose with one finger. Boop. The soft skin gives way just a little. A tiny moan escapes her throat, as if she’d been asleep until just then. I give her another boop, but this time I don’t draw my finger back, keeping it touched to her nose. I push the tip up, her long nostrils stretching farther, and then they wobble back into place when I finally remove my hand. I do it again. A couple times, until Aster finally acknowledges it.

“What are you doing?” she mumbles. Her voice is naturally deep and serious, but I can hear her smiling.

“Nothing,” I mutter back, pushing her nose up once more. This time she recoils a bit, scrunching her face. She sniffs, the power of her breath causing her nostrils to suck in for a brief moment.

“Well, nothing is tickling my nose,” Aster complains, bringing her own hand to her face. She gives that great big nose of hers an upward wipe with her palm before finishing with another strong sniff.

“Do you want me to stop?” I ask, withdrawing my hand slightly. Aster looks down at me, her sharp eyes meeting mine. Her face is placid, but with a slight shyness to her expression. She does this a lot when we’re alone, and it destroys me every time.

“Do you… Like it?”

I nod, feeling my face heating up. I can see a faint blush on Aster’s cheeks too. The corners of her lips curl just a little, and then she pulls me up a bit higher on the bed, bringing my face closer to hers. She tips her head back to a neutral angle, and her hot breath washes over me as she exhales.

“Go ahead, then.”

I may not survive this.

I return my fingertip to Aster’s nose, this time pushing it around in little circles. She’s bashful at first, but after a moment her smile begins to widen. Suddenly she interrupts me with another harsh sniff and a vertical wipe of her nose.

“Sorry,” I offer, but she continues to smile. Aster shakes her head, calmly rubbing her fingers back and forth under her nostrils. Her nose crinkles and bends just above the tip, the base following her hand as she swipes.

“It’s okay,” she says, her voice a little blocked as her fingers obstruct her nostrils. My voice catches in my throat. I want to ask her to keep rubbing. She just looks so adorable. Somehow vulnerable and self-assured at the same time. Her nose tickles, but she can handle it herself. I’m so caught up trying to think of something to say that I don’t notice her scooting closer until I feel the tip of her nose touch me. Aster wipes her nose down my cheek, her nostrils stretching and contorting across my skin. For a moment her whole nose is mushed against my face. I’m seeing stars.

“I love your nose,” I blurt. Well, no going back now. But it’s the truth. So there’s that.

“Yes, I can tell,” says Aster, rolling her eyes. Sure enough though, she keeps smiling. I stare into her eyes, and I can feel myself smiling too. I think she even let out a little giggle. Hearing Aster laugh, even when it’s small and quiet… It’s just the best.

Suddenly, Aster’s gaze becomes distant. Her lips part, and her big, long nostrils bow outward, widening her broad nose even further. Unable to suppress a giggle of my own, I extend one finger and hold it horizontally under Aster’s nostrils, pushing upward gently. The slope of her nose creases just above the tip, and then the whole bridge scrunches up tightly, pulling her nostrils away from my finger. Even when she’s literally about to sneeze all over me, her face is so freaking-

“hhHHRAAHSHHHHUHH!!!”

A thunderous sneeze shakes the bed, but that’s not what startles me most. Aster’s nostrils erupt with two columns of smoke, my puny finger doing nothing to impede them. My vision goes dark, but even amidst the confusion I can hear and feel Aster getting up from the bed and plodding away. My heart sinks, though I get a bit of relief when she opens a window, allowing the smoke to dissipate. I wave away as much of the soot as I can, and I find Aster standing against the wall, her outstretched fingers sliding back and forth underneath that nose of hers.

“I’ve… Never seen you sneeze before.”

Aster rolls her eyes at me again.

“I think you mean ‘gesundheit.’”

“Right, uh. Sorry. Bless you. I didn’t mean to, uh…”

“I know,” says Aster, her smile returning. “Besides, I think you learned your lesson.”

I look down at myself as she points at me, and I’m predictably covered in ash. Before I can stop myself, my stupid mouth opens.

“I learned that I love it when you sneeze, too.”

Aster grabs the quilt and yanks it off the bed, sending me tumbling to the floor. When I sit up, she throws the crumpled blanket into my face.

“Clean this up. Then maybe we can try again.”

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Chance sniffing out an irritating scent?

Chance isn't allergic to perfumes, but he does have a very sensitive nose! Strong smells can very quickly set him off~

This can be a challenge when Vix, who has a muted sense of smell, gets ahold of some things...

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I am once again craving big nose dragon girls who sneeze clouds of smoke.

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This is just me being nosy as a mixed race person, but I'm curious

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Someone whose nose is so big that they have a hard time kissing. Like it's so huge that they can't really even just squish it to the side or anything. Could be cute if they and their partner come up with some alternatives for showing affection, like nuzzling or just receiving kisses on their big nose. And maybe this tickles them a little too.

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Sending you love cause I think you're awesome 😎👍💕

Aw thanks, you're awesome too. Glad to have you around.

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So like. I've been trying to record myself inducing for ages just for the heck of it but my mental block has always stopped me. After an age of strife though I finally managed to get one. Sorry in advance if it's totally awful or anything.

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So I decided to put together a short snz asmr script as a proof of concept. This is mostly sweet domestic fluff, but I may write longer and more complicated ones in the future if people enjoy this sort of thing. Please let me know if you like or dislike anything about the formatting, if I should include theoretical dialog for the "listener" character if that helps you with reading, or anything like that. I mostly based the format on what I've done in the past for commissioned scripts and those seemed to work out fine, but I'm always happy to make things more accessible.

ASnzMR: "Too Sneezy to Sleep"

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angry ranting apropos of nothing

idk when that new Har/ry Pot/ter show is supposed to come out, but whenever it does, I don't want to hear dog diddly dick about it. Not one iota of shit. I don't care how hot Snap is. I don't care if iT's YoUr ChIldHoOd. You put the terf wizard show in front of me and I will collect your fuckin head.

go to bed, blah

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One of those episodic serial spooky story shows where the host/narrator is a character themselves, and they're also grumpy and sneezy.

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OC of your choice: ♒🚰?

n I'll do these for Kerchief.

♒What does your character use to rub their nose? (Finger, sleeve, ect)

In public Kerchief always tries to use, well, a handkerchief. But in private or at least if she's not working, she's not opposed to using a finger. She's particularly fond of the little upward flick move, placing her finger at the base of her nose, pressing up, and sliding it toward and past the tip.

🚰How does your character handle a stuffy or runny nose?

She'll immediately go for a handkerchief, and if she's doing something customer-facing she'll just cover and sniffle until she can excuse herself to give a proper blow. Otherwise Kerchief can definitely be the type to try to just work through it. She wouldn't want to avoid doing anything important simply on account of being stuffy.

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for a character of your choosing: ⚠️How sensitive is your character’s nose? 🙈Is your character self-conscious about their nose?

Let's go for Bucket cuz why not.

⚠️How sensitive is your character’s nose?

Sensitive enough I suppose lol. She can poke and squish it around without making herself sneeze, but she also can get tickled by her own nose hair and stuff if she's unlucky. Which she is.

🙈Is your character self-conscious about their nose?

Bucket has a big nose, but she's not self-conscious about it in and of itself. If anything the one thing she might get self-conscious about is how big her nostrils can get. They're already big at rest, and they can get sorta huge when she flares them. It's not something that's on her mind all the time, but it'd make her uncomfortable if someone points it out.

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⚠️Clover from the snz rpg

Just an excuse to talk about her tbh

⚠️How sensitive is your character’s nose?

I want to say Clover's nose isn't so sensitive that you could make her sneeze by just poking it, but it's more in the sense of she often gets into silly situations where something ends up tickling her nose, like her own hair or a random blade of grass or something. Definitely the kind of cartoony stuff I'd put in the game lol.

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very low level rpg enemy that's like... a generic dog-cat-rabbit thing (think like eevee from pokemon) that's main form of defense against predators is the near universally allergenic fluffy fur. (mechanically high HP and defense, low attack stat, several debuff skills). Causes reactions in anybody unlucky enough to get close enough to one. Really fluffy fur you can use to make amazingly soft high quality yarn, if say... maybe there was a tomboy farmgirl type who was willing enough to deal with the sneezing to keep a herd of them, shear their fur, and treat/clean the fur properly to remove any dander and allergens so it can be spun into yarn and worn without further issue.

derp sorry, left this sitting in my inbox way longer than I meant to.

I love cute fluffy animals and I love tomboys, so finding a way to put them together is great. Especially in a situation where they're not like a monster enemy that you have to fight, they get to just chill and cause sneezes lol. Definitely a neat angle I hadn't initially considered.