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david, how are you spending your time while waiting for you-know-what to download?

DAVID: Oh, well, you know, sometimes it's not about the download, it's about waiting for the download.

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Harthrow, what are your feet doing right now?

HARTRO: Oh, I'm just trying to walk.

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Enola, have you met Harry?

TREXEL: I have met Harry.

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How's your vacation going, IMOGEN?

IMOGEN: [beep] The answer would surprise you.

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David! David can you teach me to make slurry cupcakes?

DAVID: Oh, absolutely.

TREXEL: You can't.

DAVID: No! No!

TREXEL: David, why can't you just teach me to make slurry cupcakes?

DAVID: Oh, I don’t even know what a slurry cupcake is!

TREXEL: David, I need you to explain this diagram to me.

DAVID: Okay, well, hang on, I’m gonna try and explain it to you.

TREXEL: Okay.

DAVID: Okay, well, first of all, there’s a lot of slurry in there.

TREXEL: Okay.

DAVID: And there’s also a lot of cupcakes.

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Aaaah, this is a tricky one, I'm gonna lie. And it's going to be tricky, and you're going to have to trick with me!

DAVID: [crosstalk] No no no, you're not a trickster, Trexel!

TREXEL: You're not a trickster!

DAVID: No, I am a—

TREXEL: [crosstalk] No, you're not a trickster!

DAVID: I am a clever… sleuth…

TREXEL: [crosstalk] You're not a sleuth!

DAVID: I am!

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DAVID 7: Trexel, the fish know how to read! They're gonna take over The Board!

TREXEL: Oh! The Board doesn't know how to read!

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David, would you rather be a big boy man or a little clone baby?

DAVID: Mm-hmm.

TREXEL: I'd like you to consider the options.

DAVID: I'm just going to leave this here for me to ponder.

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Why did David cross the road?

DAVID: Uh, he was trying to do a road test.

TREXEL: Did you just cross the road?

DAVID: Uh, he was trying to do a road test.

TREXEL: [crosstalk] David is such a road test dummy!

DAVID: I am.

TREXEL: And I love a dummy.

DAVID: Oh, you love a dummy.

TREXEL: Augh!

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Will David 7 ever be happy?

DAVID: I don’t know.

DAVID: I mean, sure. I know. I’ll make it work.

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What's the color of the next car?

It’s going to be a red one.

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Oh, haven't you heard? The floor is lava!

TREXEL: David, David, David, David, David, David.

DAVID: Well, what-I'd like to say—

TREXEL: You should be!

DAVID: What’d the floor look like?

TREXEL: The floor is lava!

DAVID: So it's a big floor?

TREXEL: I think so! It's a big lava floor!

DAVID: Good point. Yeah, we can do that.

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What is the saddest thing in space?

HARTRO: Um... the saddest thing in space is the prospect of death.

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Trexel, are you in love with Bathin?

TREXEL: I've been drinking a lot of energy drinks lately, David, and it's— it's weirdly energy-y, and I am very amorous, but I am not in love with Bathin.

DAVID: [subtly laughing] Why would you drink that energy drink?

TREXEL: For the energy!

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I.M.O.G.E.N.: Roleplay holovision initiated.

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TREXEL: David, you don’t really need me to tell you how wonderful you are. You’re a good person, and I respect you. I think it’s essential that you, David 7, be here to actually help me because I need you, and I’d be in deep fucking trouble without you, David 7. I want you to remember, David, that I care about you.

DAVID: Right. Okay. Right.

IMOGEN: [beep] Roleplay holovision terminated.

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IMOGEN: [beep] That was pathetic and unprofessional.

DAVID: …Turn it back on.

IMOGEN: [beep] Plan B: Kill Trexel Geistman.

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Good Morning David 7! How’s the brief today?

DAVID: Trexel, good morning. The— the brief is from... Lord Derek Nee-Waddup, who wants a planet built to commemorate the birth of their daughter.

TREXEL: Have a look. Look at this one. [slides it over] Here's a— here's a lovely, round glass of pure alcohol.

DAVID: Ahh!

TREXEL: Agh! That's a beautiful, bubbly glass.

DAVID: Right.

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David 7 my beloved how are you?

DAVID: [strained] I’m David 7, and I love you. And we’re best buds now, okay? And I am going to be buying some flowers for you.