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So, I haven't slept all night and now I have a migraine so I took some Excedrin which has caffeine meaning I am W I R E D and have nothing better to do than spend an hour + make this timeline of Hazbin Hotel mostly by memory:

I have it separated based on events of Sinners vs events mainly impacting angels because it was getting too clogged anyways and I reformatted it too many times to go again.

(This is based on information revealed in the show as well as in livestreams, so it’s possible the livestream data may be outdated, for now I’m gonna keep it in because it gives us a better timeline. Also, I’m assuming that the events of the show begin in 2019.)

Below I'll post the text of what's basically listed in the table:

10,000+ years ago:

-Heaven existed

-Lucifer existed

-Heaven made Adam and Lilith

-Lucifer met Lilith

-Tempted Eve with the apple

-Evil was brought into the world, Lilith and Lucifer expelled to Hell

1500-1700s (presumably, based on way of speaking): Zestial lived and died

200 years ago (1800s): Charlie was born

Early-mid 1800s: Sir Pentious was born

1800s-1910s: Rosie died

1888: Sir Pentious died

Post 1888: Egg Boiz made (assuming Pentious didn’t somehow just find them)

1890-1900s: Alastor was born

1900-1910s: Husk was born

1910s: Angel was born

1910-1920s: Vox was born

1920s: Mimzy died

1928-1937: Niffty born

1933: Alastor died (aged 30-40s)

Post- 1933: Alastor killed overlords and claimed power. Sir Pentious battled him numerous times over the years but wasn’t very memorable.

1947: Angel died (aged 30s)

1950s: Niffty died (age 22)

Post- 1950s: Niffty met Alastor and sold her soul (?) to him

1950s: Vox died (aged 30-40s)

Post- 1950s: Vox met Alastor and two worked together for a bit

1960s: Cherri was born

1970s: Husk died (aged 60-70s)

Post- 1970s: Husk gained power as an overlord before later losing it and selling his soul to Alastor

1970s: Valentino died (age unknown)

Post- 1970s: Valentino gained power as an overlord and Angel sold his soul to him

1980s: Cherri died (aged 20s)

Post 1980s: Angel and Cherri met. Cherri and Sir Pentious began rivalry at some point.

2012 (assuming show takes place in 2019): Charlie’s mother left. Vox asks Alastor to join his team. Alastor leaves. Husk gets his seven year break from Alastor.

Post 2012s: Lilith goes to Heaven and makes some kind of deal involving Lute

Before 2016: Vaggie work as an exorcist

2016 or before: Vaggie meets Charlie

2019:

Two weeks before pilot: Angel accepts offer to live at hotel, leaves Valentino

Pre-pilot: Alastor returns. He’s kind of just lurking for whoever long.

Pilot:

-Extermination occurs, Carmilla kills an angel

-Post- extermination: Adam and Lute find out about the dead exorcist

-Charlie goes on TV and it goes badly. Angel and Cherri fight Sir Pentious. Alastor comes out of the shadows to cause drama.

-Niffty is brought from the firey pits and Husk’s seven year break is over

-Sir Pentious blows a hole in the hotel #1

-Alastor fucks Pentious up #???

Five days later, episode 1:

-Lucifer gets contacted by Heaven asking to meet

-Lucifer hands this off to Charlie, bad meeting occurs. Six months taken off schedule.

Pre-episode 2: Valentino finds out Alastor is back.

Some time later, episode 2:

-Sir Pentious blows a hole in the hotel #2

-Alastor fucks Pentious #??? +1

-Valentino throws a fit about Angel leaving

-Valentino tells Vox Alastor is back, Vox proceeds to throw a fit on live television

-They contract Sir Pentious to spy on hotel

-Sir Pentious attempts to, that night he is caught

-Alastor taunts Vox and then we as the audience proceed to not hear from Vox for several months

Pre-episode 3: Overlord meeting scheduled

One week later, episode 3:

-Sir Pentious one week anniversary

-Vox gets Velvette to go to the Overlord meeting

-Overlord meeting

Some time later, episode 4:

-Masquerade occurs, all in one day

-Pre-episode 5: Husk and Angel seem to get closer to a point that they share popcorn and Husk serves Angel drinks without asking.

-Pre-episode 5: The entire hotel gets closer

-Pre episode 5: Hotel efforts not working

-Pre episode 5: Mimzy takes a car and runs over a loan shark’s girlfriend

Some time later, a month before the next extermination (4 months or so since pilot):

-Charlie panics and finally calls dad

-Lucifer comes an hour later, singing ensues, Mimzy arrives

-Loan sharks arrives, Alastor fucks them up (while Vox is probably salivating while watching it all on camera)

-Lucifer agrees to get Charlie her meeting with Heaven, leaves

-A month before extermination 2: Angel has to go to work a 16 hour shift. Texts Cherri during it.

-16 hours later: Angel returns. Cherri arrives. Vaggie and Charlie go to Heaven.

-Hours later: the courtroom shit happens, Angel tells Val off

-The girls are kicked out of Heaven

-A bit later: Charlie goes to her room and Vaggie explains what happened

-Charlie makes deal with Alastor

-Vaggie tells rest of crew they can leave

-Vaggie and Charlie rally forces. Crew decided not to leave.

Later that week (presumably): Angel “pays for it” at work with Val

Over course of a month: Angelic weapons made, Cherri agreed to fight, cannibals prepare, everyone prepares for war, Vox sits back and laughs

Day before extermination 2: Final rallying of troops, celebrate last night.

Pre-Extermination 2: Vox convinces Velvette and Val to watch the footage with him on a TV

Extermination 2:

-Alastor gets pwned and fucks off

-Sir Pentious blips out of existence

-Post- that: Sir Pentious arrives in heaven

-Dazzle is killed, Lute and Vaggie fight

-Charlie and Adam fight

-Some point before this: Lucifer is alerted to what is happening

-Lucifer swoops in

-Niffty stabs Adam

-They decide to rebuild hotel

Post all that: Lute tells Lilith that Adam is dead

Some time later:

-Rebuild hotel, Husk gets another break from Alastor

-Vees sing about how evil they are

-Alastor is angy

-Hotel is rebuilt and Alastor comes back and Husk’s break is again cut short

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I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

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GAAAASP, you live!!! How I’ve missed our conversations! Can’t wait to see more of you soon (hopefully!) Sorry for the uh...delay in responding; however, life has been kicking my butt.

Oh em gee, I just recently finished Heartbreak High s2. Love that show! My girl Quinni continues to be the best character in the show 😌

Also I feel you on the art and animation stuff, I’m finally trying to get more into the visual arts. It’s fun so far!

Recently in my free time I’ve been…

-Trying to get through the My List stuff I’ve saved on Netflix (Heartbreak High, BoJack Horseman, Young Royals, etc.)

-Reading again! I forgot how much fun it is. (Actually just finished re-reading ATYD…If yk, yk ;] )

-Working on a comic I’m planning to eventually share with the lovely people of Tumblr (and maybe even further beyond this realm 👀)

And I mean that’s just my free time, school and work and people have been a LOT recently too. I’ve got a thesis to write that’s taken me like a week and a half just to lay out properly. Still think I’m not doing it right, lol…

All in all pretty decent, very busy. I don’t mind, but I do wish I had more time to be on here again. It’s fun interacting with people like you.

That’s all for right now, until next time! <3

How ya doin’ bud?

Alt Question: What is something you’re currently interested in? :]

Well isn’t it my favorite buckaroo 💃💃💜

sorry it took so long my little schmuckem, but don’t worry I’m never leaving for good, at least without a proper goodbye <33

but I’ll have some more time soon (yippee)‼️‼️

besides Hazbin and helluva boss, I love art and animation and currently in love with Heartbreak high I’m debating if I should write a story with my OC ( so far there isn’t enough fics on it) but I’m afraid ill probably just drop it after awhile.

ANYGAYS what about you? It’s been awhile sense we’ve chit chatted

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“Rosie, is Alastor ever afraid of you?”

“Sometimes…”

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Took a break from writing to do some drawing. I'm cooking up some Alastors >:3

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How lucifer got his first crown 👑

Bonus :

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{{So you know that random gold circle on the side of Husk’s top hat? Fun little detail, right? Maybe it’s a poker chip, maybe it’s a coin, or maybe…it’s a dealer’s button.

I’ve been doing more research into poker terminology for obvious reasons, and I’ve recently learned about this little token that indicates which player is the dealer for that round. They can come in various colors, but an image search revealed that gold is among the most common.

Ok, so it still fits into Husk’s aesthetic. But it gets better. There’s another name for a button, and that’s a buck…as in a male deer…as in THE MAN WHO OWNS HUSKS SOUL AND DICTATES HIS CLOTHING. How much do you wanna bet Alastor made him wear the button/buck from their poker game as yet another constant reminder that Husk is his? How deliciously fucked up is that detail if it’s true?}}

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Quick little update… :]

For the three-ish of you who might care about why I’ve just disappeared recently, it’s because ✨life✨

It’s just that I’ve got finals coming up for all my classes (two of which are next week 😭) and I’ve got an individual performance thing for music, so I’ve devoted a lot more of my free time to practicing and studying.

We’ll be back to the regular silly shenanigans soon, promise!

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Actually...

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yeahhh I finally finished this...

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It is complete.

@convolutedblasphemy  thanks for making the lyrics. It made me laugh, so I had to draw out what I envisioned in my head.

This was fun to make! Please let me know what your favorite face is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'm going to cry??????? thank you so much for this, this is INCREDIBLE

(ORIGINAL POST IDEA AND LYRICS)

(and the lucifer's commissions saga tag if you're not familiar with it)

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🖤🩶🤍💜

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!

Love all y’all fellow acepsecs out there <333

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Alastor and Rosie are just perfect to draw in vintage poses.

I’ve got a whole new Pinterest board because of them.

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Hey Auntie Grey, do you have any unfinished drawings you started but don't plan on finishing, and if so, would you be willing to share them? By the way, I freaking love your art, you're really cool :3

Oh thank you! 😁

And yes I do have at least these 3 unwanted children. 😂

I think it’s fun to see the messy and unfinished stuff, it reminds you that art is truly just playing with mud and sticks.

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Thanks to @convolutedblasphemy for quotes ofc

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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

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A visit with Rosie!