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[sgt-fluffy]

Oh… yeah, yeah I’m Nico.

I just wanted to introduce myself since Crow talks about you a lot…

You’re um… Crow’s boyfriend right..?

@sgt-fluffy

the one and only!

you must be nico, yes? :)))

[sgt-fluffy]

*slowly sliding over dog safe hot chocolate…*

cue his tail wagging

[sgt-fluffy]

Buppy alert!

*headpats*

…

cue the tail wagging

[sgt-fluffy]

i was gonna offer you a hot chocolate but then i remembered 💔 doggy…

Oh :(

[sgt-fluffy]

Bwoof

-🦝

… bwoof.

[sgt-fluffy]

wait so Soap is scary but not the big hulking giant surrounded by weapons and covered in scars? like I feel Lazarus at least looks scary.

Oh well… Lazarus has been super nice to me. He’s also very calm around me.

[sgt-fluffy]

Who's the least scary person on base?

Crow!

[sgt-fluffy]

You seem like the type of person to help remove offending/scary bugs when asked, no qualms about it, and no one who does that is a fundamentally scary person.

Oh!… Well I mean if someone needed me to I would… no one asks me though.

[sgt-fluffy]

Well um… no… but you don’t need to do anything! I don’t want to cause issues…

Being told I’m scary… am I scary?

@sgt-fluffy

…not exactly, pup. you can be, i know it, but nothing to define yourself as. nothing to worry your ears off about

why are you asking? don’t tell me it’s those rookies being right arses again.

[sgt-fluffy]

what do you mean you don’t think crow is scary??? i’ve seen i’ve heard how scary he gets on the job. like with those recruits.

But that’s work Crow… not normal Crow. Normal crow is nice to me…

[sgt-fluffy]

Well— It— yeah…

Just saying I was scary and unpredictable and… other things…

Being told I’m scary… am I scary?

@sgt-fluffy

…not exactly, pup. you can be, i know it, but nothing to define yourself as. nothing to worry your ears off about

why are you asking? don’t tell me it’s those rookies being right arses again.

[sgt-fluffy]

I dun think I ever thanked ye for helpin’ Clara tha’ one time.

*holds out a big bag of jerky*

So, thank ye.

Oh! It wasn’t any problem…

also congrats on the uhm… little ones

[sgt-fluffy]

Who do you think the scariest people on base are?

Oh um… a lot of people..

Just not crow or um… Lazarus… he’s pretty nice… Price is really nice to me..

[sgt-fluffy]

Incorrect, you are the coolest person on base!

Oh… thank you…

[sgt-fluffy]

The recruits are scared of everyone though, hell they're scared of Soap.

I’m kinda scared of him…

[sgt-fluffy]

But you're cool and cute how could anyone find you threatening!

Recruits say I’m scary…

[sgt-fluffy]

Are you certain you've never been anyone

I… I’ve not bitten anyone on base in an aggressive manner… sometimes i’ll nip crow but it’s never meant to hurt…