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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Hello everyone, I am absolutely embarrassed to post this or even think about doing this, but I worked 14-16 hour shifts last week and I am still short on rent which I have to pay by next friday and if I continue working 14h shifts, I gonna collaps

So due to declining health latley and since I am a freelancer, I don't get paid when I am ill. In total, I am missing €400 for rent which is due next Friday, that is the most important for now. So I am opening commissions again.

For Commissions message me at @leahgfx If you can/want to help me out, here is my PayPal link. (If you help, I will pay it back end of August, I otherwise I would feel awful.)

Back on my Mantis Blog I used to do commissions, sadly I lost most of my graphics/themes but here are the things I found.

THEME EXAMPLES (Latest (best) > Oldest) ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE.

I dont really have any icon borders / divider as examples here right now but I can always prepare an example for you and we edit from there.

HEADERS/PINNED / MANIPS/GIF EDITS / ICONS. / COLOURING.

I can do Themes, Mobile Themes, Google Docs, Base Icons, Icon Borders, Gifsets, or Photo Manips/Edits. I don't do Carrds nor gif packs.

Also feel free to check out my blogs for recent works: @shedornish / @draecaris / @bcnedict

As for payment, I don't like to put price tags on things, so I will let you pay whatever you can afford or want to pay for my service, I trust you to be fair considering the amount of work I will put in. I will also need money for my pets, medication, food and bills. But as said, rent is the most important now.

Thank you so much for your understanding and support.

DISCLAIMER: Despite my desperation, if I think I cannot meet your standards or if I lack inspiration or ideas, or if I cannot meet my own quality standards to deliver my best work, I will be honest with you and not hand out half-hearted efforts. That would not be fair to you or anyone else. These are not permanent commissions but just to support myself as of now. I do not edit art work and I do not use AI generated things. I will not use anybodies resources, not psds, not basecodes, not icon borders, simply nothing. I will not make any graphics or codes to match another persons resource unless you can proof that they agreed to it. (as example, graphics to a carrd not done by me) Everything I do is made from scratch.

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h.otd spoilers

thinking about the one benjicot screenshot. do i know anything about benji blackwood? no. do i want a blog based on those vibes until more scenes of him come out? yes

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SITTING IN SOMEONE'S LAP PROMPTS.

listen. i want to tell ye that i have infinite reasons for making this. that i've been designing this for weeks, months even. but i can't. this happened because i saw one (1) meme and aligned that with two (2) cups of coffee. either way besties, you're all getting a strangely detailed list of reasons to drop your muse into another muse's lap. you wanna switch the roles? add a [ REVERSE ] if you want your muse to be the lap that's being sat in! don't add to this list, don't claim it as your own, i'll curse all your potatoes to be soapy and sad to consume.

[ SHAVE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can carefully shave the last of the receiver's stubble from their face.

[ MAKE-UP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to get a better vantage point to apply makeup to their face.

[ SNIP-SNIP ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap whilst giving them a haircut.

[ HAIR ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so that the receiver can style or just play with their hair in peace.

[ CAR ]: sender ends up sitting in the receiver's lap whilst in a very crowded car together.

[ STUMBLE ]: sender loses their balance and trips backwards, falling into the receiver's lap in the process.

[ INTIMIDATION ]: sender, in an effort to frighten the receiver by invading their personal space, sits in their lap to try and inspire discomfort or fear in them.

[ LOOK ]: sender, wanting to see something that can only really be seen from where the receiver is sitting, sits in their lap in order to see it as well.

[ HEAL ]: sender ends up in the receiver's lap trying to tend to their wounds to the best of their abilities.

[ FEAR ]: a frightened sender sits in the receiver's lap in an effort to feel some measure of safety and protection.

[ COMFORT ]: sender, after a challenging and emotionally draining experience, settles into the receiver's lap in search of a feeling of comfort.

[ ADJUST ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap in order to fix their collar or tie or other item of clothing.

[ STRADDLE ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap with one leg on either side of their legs, straddling them effectively.

[ EMBRACE ]: sender settles in the receiver's lap to give them a long, well-deserved hug in comfort.

[ CARRY ]: sender, having been carried by the receiver for other reasons, winds up sitting in their lap once they sit down.

[ THROW ]: sender flings themselves at the receiver, so eager for a hug that they end up in their lap.

[ DROP ]: exasperated (or maybe just exhausted) the sender drops down into the receiver's lap to rest.

[ CUDDLE ]: eager for some well-earned cuddling, the sender finds it much easier for everyone involved to sit in the receiver's lap during the cuddle session.

[ MOVIE ]: while watching a movie together (and possibly being so distracted by the film that they don't realize what they're doing) the sender settles back into the receiver's lap.

[ CHAIR ]: the distinct lack of available chairs in a room results in the sender having no choice but to sit in the receiver's lap.

[ CLOSENESS ]: after having been apart for a considerable length of time, the sender sits into the receiver's lap just to be close to them.

[ PRETEND ]: in a bid to persuade others that they're in a relationship (even though they're probably not) the sender climbs into the receiver's lap to convince the on-lookers of their legitimacy.

[ LEARN ]: sender sits in the receiver's lap so they can teach them a particular practical skill (e.g. pottery, knot-tying etc.)

[ ACCIDENT ]: the sender, unaware that the seat they're trying to claim is occupied, drops into the receiver's lap without realizing it.

[ EXHAUSTION ]: the sender, surrounded by nothing but uncomfortable places to rest in, finds a solution by sitting in the receiver's lap in order to rest and possibly sleep.

[ CHILLED ]: the sender and receiver find themselves in a particularly cold room, leading the sender to sit in the receiver's lap in order to share body heat.

[ KISS ]: the sender lowers themselves into the receiver's lap in order to kiss them properly.

[ FLIRT ]: the sender, only just beginning to explore the romantic side of a relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap in order to express their feelings clearly.

[ ROMANCE ]: the sender, in a well-established romantic relationship with the receiver, sits in their lap just because they can.

[ THRONE ]: having found the receiver sitting in their throne, the sender sits in their lap in order to symbolically and physically share the seat.

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thinking about reyna from v.al again

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if anyone can slide me over a cute purple and orange psd,,,, i’ll literally give you my life

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HEAR ME OUT. i use kennedy mcmann from that nancy drew show for daph….

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SINCE TUMBLR WON’T LET ME SEND THIS OVER MESSAGE 😡😡 everyone gets to see the cuteness i just found @bcnedict

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40 FICTIONAL FEMALE DYNAMICS 5. Kate Sharma & Edwina Sharma (Bridgerton)

Be the sister I know that you are. Be funny and brave and feeling. Be unafraid to follow your heart after doing the exact opposite for far too long. You have spent so much of your time shining your light on me. It is time for you to shine all on your own.

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🌟

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Reblog this and make a post with only  🌟  so that your friends, mutuals and followers can comment on for positive feedback. May it be about your muse, the mun, your writing or whatever else — sometimes, all we need is some kindness and positivity!

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CHARITHRA CHANDRAN AS EDWINA SHARMA IN BRIDGERTON

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n e ways hi pookies scar is gonna be over on @moutonoirs <3

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edwina should’ve gotten a book written for her i’m just saying-

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WHEN HE WAS WICKED SENTENCE STARTERS.

change pronouns and gendered nouns as necessary.

“i didn’t say you had to marry her. just dance with her once or twice.”

“you will not approach ____, you will not even breathe the same air. do i make myself clear?”

“i’m just so angry, and i’m sad, and i’m upset, and i look at you and i don’t understand why you’re not.”

“i thought it was a lady’s prerogative to change her mind.”

“it’s a lady’s prerogative to do anything she wants.”

“of course you have a terrible reputation. but you are endlessly charming, and so you are always forgiven.”

“but don’t you dare say i didn’t warn you. once you are out in society, and the young ladies have you backed into a corner with their mamas coming in for the kill, you will be begging for my help.”

“i love you, did you know that?”

“you really ought to endeavor to calm down.”

“it isn’t gossip, it’s the honest dissemination of information.”

“am i meant to take solace in that?”

“if one more person asks me about _____, i swear my head will explode.”

“and what renders him so unmarriageable?”

“well, i would have defended myself. my brothers showed me how.”

“for heaven’s sake, you of all people ought to understand the insanity of such a suggestion.”

“don’t you want another kiss?”

“i hereby vow not to ravish you. at least not this morning, and not without your permission.”

“i don’t know. i need more time.”

“you haven’t exactly been the model of christian rectitude.”

“don’t push my temper.”

“for god’s sake, _____, can’t you let me think? can’t you give me just a little time to think?”

“the gesture, you mean? why, i’m courting you.”

“i wouldn’t dream of forcing you to endure my company for one moment longer.”

“i don’t know a damned thing, _____. i don’t even know you any longer.”

“if you can’t be with me, if you can’t give all of yourself to me, then i want you gone.”

“why? it’s because i love you, damn me to hell. because I’ve always loved you.

“and god only knows i don’t deserve you, but i love you, anyway.”

“if this is to end, you will have to do it. you will have to walk away, _____. because now…after everything…i’m just not strong enough to say goodbye.”

“i’ll marry you, if you’ll still have me.”

“i don’t know. don’t make me figure it out.”

“there will be no backing out. no cold feet. no changed minds.”

“you will be mine. this is it. do you understand?”

“_____, don’t be daft.”

“eager little thing, aren’t we?”

“what the devil are you doing to me?”

“i…started feeling something for someone that perhaps i shouldn’t have done.” 

“now why would i do that when i can dance with you instead?”

“say the word and i will crush his ribs.”

“were you watching me?”

“i’m always watching you.”

“heaven forbid i find love.”

“you, my dear, are clearly the catch of the season.”

“you live to flirt and seduce.”

“and here i thought i knew everything about you.”

“this is a very odd conversation for the breakfast table.”

“oh, don’t look at me like I’m about to kill your cat.”

“it’s better with you here.”

“you can’t ask this of me. i can’t do it.”

“i think— i think we had better not see each other for a while.”

“you can’t just dismiss me.”

“oh, you know. all those things i have to do to prepare for a life of dissolution and aimlessness.”

“i wish you wouldn’t speak that way.” 

“very well. tell me about something wicked, then.”

“____, there are some things you will never understand.”

“that’s a terrible thing to say.”

“forgive me. i’m tired, i’m cold, and i’m an ass.”

“it’s good to see you again. it truly is.”

“i believe my reputation can withstand it.”

“chin up, _____. i’m sure you will endure.”

“don’t you dare try your usual tricks on me. i know exactly how you operate.”

“i don’t believe i have ever seen you quite so put out.”

“marry her. it seems simple enough.”

“last i checked, there was nothing illegal in that.”

“i want a baby. is there something surprising in that?”

“it is the silliest—no, quite the stupidest—question i have ever heard.”

“i hadn’t meant to kiss you.”

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edwina deserves to be a princess i’m just sayin

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TO SIR PHILLIP, WITH LOVE SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2

change pronouns and gendered nouns as necessary.

“do i pay you for such impertinence?”

“i hope she’s happy. maybe she won’t cry anymore.”

“i’m not going away. i’m not ever going away.”

“surely a sound basis for marriage.”

“i’m so terribly sorry to arrive unannounced, but i really had no other option, and to be honest, if i’d sent notice, it probably would have arrived behind me, making the notice really quite moot, as i’m sure you’ll agree, and …”

“would you prefer to rest? i don’t wish to keep you here if you’d rather sleep.”

“you saved my letters?”

“you’re very clever, did you know that?”

“i was looking for food and company, and this seemed to be the best place to find both.”

“you are not what i expected, _______.”

“i shall survive, i assure you.”

“i’ll just keep you company, then.”

“i certainly can’t condone their actions, but it was obviously quite cleverly done.”

“you’re supposed to be on my side!”

“no one was sorrier than i.”

“did it take you very long to get over it.?”

“i’m not certain it’s something you ever do get over.”

“you’re a bit bossy this evening.”

“i said i was sorry. i wasn’t, really. it was a figure of speech.”

“sometimes, silence is a good thing.”

“are you saying i talk too much?”

“i’ll have you know that i have been much quieter here than i am at home.”

“i think you should go home. you don’t look well.”

“i shall remain out of your way, which is all that really matters, correct?”

“good god, woman, you could try the patience of a saint.”

“it’s… very difficult… when someone dies, and you can only watch, and you can’t do anything to stop it.”

“ didn’t need your help when you were in nappies, and i don’t need it now.”

“just so that you are aware, i would rather have spent the night with my wife.”

“and yet, that’s still more than enough time to ruin your reputation.”

“you’ve made yourself a rather messy little bed here. i’m afraid you’re going to have to lie in it.”

“you would have me marry a man i don’t know?”

“you seemed to know him very well indeed in the dining room. you certainly leapt to his defense at every conceivable opportunity.”

can’t you just say it? do you have to end everything with a question?”

“do you have any idea how much effort it requires to keep my temper in check?”

“i’d hoped for a love match.”

“i never thought i would be left behind.”

“i don’t think anyone would ever make the mistake of leaving you behind.”

“that is the last thing i would every worry about on your behalf.”

“you happen to life, _____.  you’ve always made your own decisions, always been in control. it might not always feel that way, but it’s true.”

“you’re incorrigible.”

“there are some things that are impossible not to see. especially when you’re a man.”

“i used to be considered something of a rake, after all. Wouldn’t want people to think i was completely tamed.”

“and yet, my wife still loves me to distraction, which is all that really matters, isn’t it?”

“i was worried they were going to kill you.”

“we’ll have to marry.”

“how much wine have you drunk?”

“you know how men are. they never tell you what you want to know.”

“well, if it all works out in the end, what a romantic tale it will be.”

“aren’t you happy?”

“you don’t sound happy.”

“i was already planning to ask you to be my wife. properly, with a ring and whatever else it is i’m supposed to do. i don’t know.”

“you always order me about.”

“i’m going to kill him. does anyone mind if i kill him?”

“good. i see you agree with me that this is a superior idea.”

“thank god i’m marrying you.”

“well, if you must know, yes, i did intend to kiss you.”

“but passion is surely not enough to sustain a marriage.”

“it might be too late to do anything about it, but it’s never too late to wonder.”

“i always loved everything about you, of course, but for some reason i always found your impatience especially charming. it was never because you wanted more, it was because you wanted everything.”

“i keep telling everyone that, but you seem to be the only one to believe me.”

“don’t you know that’s exactly what a man wishes to hear?”

“very well, i give up. what do you mean, _____? because i assure you, i haven’t a clue.”

“_____, why won’t you discuss this with me? we have a problem, and we need to talk about it.”

“i love you. you know that, don’t you?”

“it was so awful. i don’t think i have ever been so scared in my life.”

“i thought we might go on an outing today.”

“it’s the way of the world, i’m afraid.”

“it’s a little late to wonder, don’t you think?”

“give it time, ____. be gentle. don’t push too hard.”

“don’t tell me you’ve been harboring secret fantasies about the farm laborers.”

“it must be nice to have parents one can emulate.”

“the two of you certainly seem well suited this morning.”

“i can’t work if i have to worry about you.”

“are you calling my ancestral home drafty?”

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Aditi Rao Hydari in Heeramandi (Netflix, 2024)