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Not Satan joining Lucifer & Mammon (& Belphie to an extent) in the list of characters who just visibly roll their eyes whenever Mephisto enters a room💀

This man is just constantly taking hits😭

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Are you trying to tell me Santa Clause IS A DEMON???????

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this has been done a million times but i couldn't resist

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What your favorite OM boy says about you (This is a Joke) 🔞18+ only🔞

Lucifer: you're into daddy doms or broken men

Mammon: You're into pegging

Levi: You're a monsterfucker or want a gamer bf

Satan: You're a cat person or have jacked off to Fifty Shades of Grey

Asmo: You just REALLY love Miura Ayme

Beel: You want a cuddly bear bf or good head

Belphie: You want to take care of your partner or you're a brat tamer

Diavolo: YOU really want to be taken care of

Barbatos: You're not over Sebastian from Black Butler

Simeon: You were/are Christian and want a Christian boy

Solomon: You were into the Drifter from Destiny 2, weren't you?

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Mc: Well, atoms never touch each other. Since we are made of atoms, we have never touched anything our whole lives.

Lucifer: ......

Mc: So, to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Belphie in the face.

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I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO LAID EYES ON THESE NEW CARDS FAILED NNN SUCCESSFULLY 😩

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Asmo: Breathe if you admit your love for MC or recite the bible in Japanese if you wont

Mammon, holding his breath: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。そして地球は形がなく、空っぽでした。そして闇が深淵の面にあった。そして、神の霊が水の面を動いた。….

Asmo: 

Asmo: Is that actually Japanese??

Levi: I can confirm that this in fact, is Japanese

Asmo: WHEN DID HE LEARN JAPANESE??

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Lucifer: WHO DID THIS? WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO BE-

Mc: It was me…

Lucifer: -forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Mammon/Belphegor: Wow. If it was me, I’d be fucking dead.

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Naughty Accident with Obey Me Characters awake their deepest desire PART - 2

The moment when the angel fall as the human & the Demons sneers. Something from your blood that lingers on their lips awaken their dark side inside.

Art by Serbet Merah

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Blushing

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“I think you’ve exerted yourself enough for one day.”

Warm breath hushed against your ear, followed by a gentle yet lazy bite to its shell. Asmodeus’ arms held you to his chest, his fingers teasingly dancing along your abdomen. You knew he took pride in being the one you blush for - what once you thought to be nothing but a silly game turned out to be one of the many ways Asmo showed his affection for you. Though the word “affection” didn’t quite cut it.

“You taste so sweet”, he muttered. A soft kiss to your neck followed and you couldn’t help but squirm; both from the sudden contact and the heat rising within you. Like butterflies did his kisses ghost along your nape, over your shoulder and neck, settling right between your shoulder blades. Drunken hums drowned in your locks. His muscles relaxed against your back and yet yours couldn’t, for your dried mouth and blushed cheeks left your mind far from peaceful.

“Asmo, I-”

“Shush, now.” Barely above a wisper did he interrupt you, arms holding you ever closer, “Don’t turn around. Just… Close your eyes, and leave the rest to me.”

For the briefest of moments did your thoughts wander to all the undone work you’d promised yourself to finish tonight. Yet when his scent filled your nose it was as if your body reacted on its own; perhaps a little break wouldn’t be so bad, after all?

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Let's talk Celestial Realm fashion!

I tend to scroll through Pinterest way too often and thus stumble upon outfits that gibe me major Celestial Realm vibes. So why not compile them? Maybe anyone needs some inspiration for their fics, art, or headcannons.

Feel free to reblog and add more fashion :)

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Lucifer: Mc why are you still up?

Mc: I just woke up

Lucifer: and where are you going?

Mc: because someone has forbidden me from keeping drinks and snacks in my room every time I´m thirsty I have to get up walk to the kitchen have to say hello to Beel and then walk all the way back to my room which at this point I´m already awake

Lucifer: you don´t have to say hello to Beel

Mc: I´d rather die then ignore him

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its always "youre cute" and never "you have betwitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you."

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my favorite genre of man is one that is head over heels obsessed with his love interest that he can barely be in her presence without screaming crying or throwing up

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If there's one thing I now know about this fandom, it's that y'all are thirsty asf but apparently parched of content, so here it is: König NSFW headcannons.

I take requests btw ;)

Tags: CoD König, König x reader, gn!reader, nswf / lemon, you sit on his face, blowjob, cowgirl, pretty much just pure filth, probably forgot smth but eh

Warning: NSFW ahead, minors dni yadda yadda

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• Sex is no casual affair to him. It's not something that's just done and over with, it's not a moment he'd share with someone whose face he wouldn't remember after. It's more than just physically intimate. Especially for someone like him, who can just forget about the world's troubles and give in to the touch of his lover.

• König is very much a giver. He's not that experienced in relationships, given his nature and work - but he's attentive and a quick learner, an eager learner.

• Having carried heavy equipment and guns for days on end, you'd have to do close to nothing if the mere unhoned strength of his thrusts is enough to take you over the edge. Anything else though? He needs guidance on.

• This man will not ask nor beg you to sit on his face, he'll place you there before you realise what's happening. He wouldn't let you go even if you do. Squirm as much as you like, any moan or twitch of your thighs will only spur him on.

• Look at how confident he gets, knowing he's the one that has you breathless and shivering. Go on, don't be shy and moaning how good he's making you feel. Scratch his back, bite him, leave your marks - there's no better feeling than waking up the next morning and proudly looking at them in the mirror.

• It's gonna take some convincing and reassuring words to let you please him. Your leg already hooked over his shoulder, his response comes slow, but how could he say no to you? He'll watch you take him in awe; you look so beautiful to him, and inbetween coarse moans, it may just slip out.

• He's an open book without even realising: his jaw clenches as he makes sure to keep the hair out of your face, and you can perfectly see what gets him closer to coming undone.

• Pleasing him is a rugged road at first. König makes sure to pause inbetween, asking if you're alright, can you even breathe when you take him like that? Trust that your patience will be well worth it.

• He doesn't mind being the dominating one in bed, but also loves watching you have your fun as you ride him. His gaze turns so intense it may make you shy, his hands on your hips, squeezing, keeping that rythm going. You're getting tired? Say no more, this man will flip you faster than you can blink.

• Cares more about your own needs than his own. A habit he picked up when you started dating, that is now deeply ingrained; he checks if you've cum before he thinks about his own pleasure, which may just lead him to overstimulating you.

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i enjoy the thought of solomon fulfilling his role as protector of humanity by making as many pacts as he can, lucifer being his utmost goal, because it means that he will be able to control the majority of the devildom if diavolo doesn't stay true to his word.

with barbatos already underneath his palm, 71 other demons to boot, i'm sure that whatever he chooses to do regarding his projects or choice of action will ultimately mean that he will upkeep his promise for the human realm's safety, even if the sorcerer's society rejects his convictions.

below are some screenshots from solomon's 21' bday ur,

while i adore his lighthearted moments, the fact that he holds such strict values makes him all the more admirable.

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Brothers banners! Free to use without credit <3