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Fuck im DELAYED happy pride month ig…

WHEN DID YOU CUANGE FROM LOVELY TO DAMIEN???????

JUST AFTER PRIDE MONTH STARTED!!

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NOOOOOOOO…. Its procrastinating

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The wedding audio is a few days away from being a year old

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I KNOWWWW OK?! I PROCRASTINATE AUDIOS I KNOW IM GONNA ENJOY

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The wedding audio is a few days away from being a year old

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And i still havent listened to it… damn

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The wedding audio is a few days away from being a year old

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Kinda cute ngl

@zimix-whispers @vind3miat0r @wuegh and anyone else ig

pinterest tag game

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.

thanks for the tag @amptoohigh :)

tags: @n0t-h3r3-anym0r3 @111clem111 @sea-foam-boy @themostloneliestday @yu-littleleaves @v3hementvelvet

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Hot take

Geordi and cutie were doomed to fail, they werent gonna work out

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Hot take

Geordi and cutie were doomed to fail, they werent gonna work out

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HOLY FUCK DUDE

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

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Freelancer who plays stardew valley / animal crossing vs caelum who plays as player two and makes stuff look pretty

Avior who picks flowers vs starlight who presses them and puts them in a photo frame

Vega who gaslights vs warden who gatekeeps

Hush who is a walking toddler (accident prone) vs doc who happily sits to patch him up and lecture him

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Porter who cant figure out how to work a remote vs treasure who writes down his favorite channels

Lovely who is a wonderful chef vs vincent who almost burnt spaghetti

Sam who wears flannels vs darlin who rolls his sleeves up for him

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Porter who cant figure out how to work a remote vs treasure who writes down his favorite channels

Lovely who is a wonderful chef vs vincent who almost burnt spaghetti

Sam who wears flannels vs darlin who rolls his sleeves up for him

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Huxley who is a plant dad ™️ vs damien who makes sure they are organised and watered

Lasko who rambles about oc ideas vs dear who draws them for him

Gavin who sprawls out over the entire bed vs freelancer who curls into a little ball against Gavin

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I cant keep making dilfs to fill my lack of a father figure

I have too many dilfs!!!!

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Shhhhhhhh.

Sh.

Ocs arent meant to be something you look back on and be proud of. If you dont cringe you didnt do it right

Dare I admit one of my oc's was originally a creepypasta oc 👀

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Arent they all?

Dare I admit one of my oc's was originally a creepypasta oc 👀

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I love being the “too young to drink just old enough to babysit 11 children” age

Pros

get to leave the function early with the baby

Children gotta listen to me

I can charge per-child left in my care

Cons

Cant drink

Children are loud

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Why is that one friend of mine reposting bible quotes…

Girly i saw you french kiss 5 seperate girls in an all girls catholic secondary school, everyone knew you were a lesbian

“Your kindness will reward you but your cruelty will destroy you” cool so wheres your destruction after you got your bff to send me death threats for not dating you???