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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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*what this means is up to you

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it’s nearly time

you can almost smell the paprika

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i dont like parenthetical citations i'm footnotepilled i like a little commentary in the sotto voce section of the paper I like a smooth visual flow of the actual prose

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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love people referring to the dracula offseason. i can't stop picturing exchanges like "well, we're in the offseason" "the Superbowl is literally this weekend" "no, not football. dracula"

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A whole different ball game

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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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all of the glitched name cards from this week’s game changer for your convenience.

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