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i would die for him your honor

saw shang chi the other night and oh my GOSH i love this little dude 😭

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xu wenwu is a fucking dilf

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Tony Leung: *appears on screen*

Coochie:

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Viggo Mortensen: *literally nearly drowns*

Also Viggo: (super chilled out and calm) Yeah it was scary but the doing it was interesting.

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That cliffhanger.

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Me watching Twilight for the first time as a thirteen year old: Idk what the hype is about this Twilight movie-

Carlisle entering: I heard the chiefs daughter was in

Thirteen year old me:

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The Sleeping Dictionary (2001)

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spit it the most disgusting thing in the world and i really just can’t watch that video they just posted I JUST CANT

o think it’ll be a little hard for you to watch the whole mv🥴

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GODDAMN SIR YOU’RE SO FINE

also haven’t used this yet but probably will so i’m reblogging it so i don’t lose it 😌

Mads Mikkelsen 250x400

Por favor se usar dê like ou reblog/ Please if you use it like or reblog.

Não retire os créditos/Do not remove credits

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Everyone is screaming about shipping Loki/Sylvie or Loki/Mobius and I'm over here not wanting either ship to happen... I just want Loki to realise he's a strong independent sorcerer who doesn't need validation from anyone.

Series 2 can be for romance but right now that seems a major distraction from the main point and his healing process.

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there’s just something about this man 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

Credit:- @C1gar3tte0_0 on Instagram

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YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

NOT NIKKIE FILMING A COLLAB WITH MÅNESKIN THIS IS GOING TO BE SO CHAOTIC OH MY GOOOD

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GOOD GOD SIR IT IS TOO EARLY 🛐🛐🛐🛐

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Reminder for all the young girls who read smut

Labia comes in all shapes and sizes. So don’t be ashamed if yours are bigger or smaller.

Yeast infections are normal and can happen to anyone, even virgins.

Vaginal discharge is NORMAL.

Vaginas are acidic enough to bleach fabric.

It’s NOT normal nor SAFE for vaginas to smell like sunshine’s and flowers. So leave it be.

Having sex has no correlation on how tight your vagina is

Sex is NOTHING like what pornhub posts or what smut tells you(lmao no shade, y’all the real mvp)

Sex is a beautiful thing. But it’s even more beautiful when it’s with the right person. So don’t feel pressured to lose your virginity quickly or have sex with anyone who you aren’t comfortable with.

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Hey bestie 😎

hey bestie 😘

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ME???? BESTIE I SHIT POST

hi! i hope you're having a good morning/afternoon/evening/night!! i'm kind of new to the måneskin fandom, and i was wondering if you had any blogs you would recommend to a newbie...? (i really like your theme btw) xx

omg hi! so happy to see you here <3

& ofc i have, actually i have a lot so ill try my best:)

@tisentolontana @shanxo @70s-raggi @damianodavidwife @moriro-da-regina

@maneskinbrainrot @midnightliv @m-a-n-e-s-k-i-n @mnskn @daddydamiano @damianoaf @tornaamaneskin @yellowflickervic @viclangelo @torchioblurbs @valntynedeangelis @vicbitesback @daviddamiano @maneskinmademedoit @maneskinsgender @icouldbeyourpuppet @ilovenuwandaownsmyass @zittiebuonis

hope that helps! you can write me anytime and ask anything! <333

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