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"I'm pregaming Sable and you're predropping pallets" - tech 2024

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"You capitalist pig pol-sci major"

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This is some Fitz and the white boy tantrums type shit, yknow?

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What is Pedro pascal doing in my whataburger?

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I'm like the tire the way I have excellent traction and grip strength

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"So there's no way that Hellen Keller was able to fly that plane."

- fruit loop, 2023

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Does Bowser turn into Dry Bowser after he cums?

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Calling my dog benny holly the way he's an absolute wheezer

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Ok Shinji, now pilot Unit 01 into the second tower

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Istg the people I'm these hallways need to learn how to move. Yesterday, I had a textbook in my arms, and I swear if that one kid in front of the lunchroom hadn't moved I would've taught him how to read

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More fish!!!!!!!!!

It's as shrimple as that- you should krill yourself now. You're dolphinately ticking me off on porpoise, and your lack of oceanic puns leaves me absolutely eeling!!.🦑🐳🦐🐋🦑🦀🦑🦑🐳🦐🐳🦑🦐🐳

I want a divorce.

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Warnado was SUPPOSED 🤯 to be 🅱️ orn 😈 a simple 🐢 and lead a 😴 life in a SKYLANDS swamp. But in an EXCITING 😱 turn, while still a 👌, unassuming 🥚 , he was PLUCKED 😱 from his 🪺 by an ✨enchanted✨ 🌪️ and SUCKED 🤨 into the 🌫️ . Upon hatching💃, he found himself being HURLED around the 🌀 spinning🌀 🔀 center of the 🌪️ with 🚫🙅🚫 apparent way out‼️ After a while 😱, Warnado became 💅 accustomed to his 🔄 , ↩️ surroundings. Being ✨enchanted✨, the 🌪️taught him 🌬️Elemental🎑 secrets and 🧙 🌀 TRICKS‼�� By the 🕰️ he 👊 adulthood💃, Warnado was as skilled as a 👴 Skylands 🧙‍♂️. And it was around this ⏲️ that the next exceptional 🎏 event 🎏 took place: a 🌩️ of dark ✨ magic✨ collided with the 🌪️, KNOCKING Warnado out onto solid 🌍 ground for the 🥇 ⏰ in his life❗.

But, to a 🐢 , who had spent his life INSIDE a 🌪️, solid 🌎 ground didn't feel 😏 all that solid🌏 . In fact, it made Warnado a 🤏 ⛵ 🤢 (or perhaps 🛬 🤢). He found that the only way to avoid 🌀dizziness🌀 was to avoid 🧍standing🧍‍♀️still altogether - so he 🤰on 🤸 . As he 🪢 and TURNED across the Skylands 🌐 , WARNADO was spotted by a 👽 🛸 - Whirlwind. Whirlwind 🎁-ed Warnado to Master Eon🥵 , who managed to convince the 🐢 to sit still for just long enough to make him his latest 😱 Skylander😱 .

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It's as shrimple as that- you should krill yourself now. You're dolphinately ticking me off on porpoise, and your lack of oceanic puns leaves me absolutely eeling!!.🦑🐳🦐🐋🦑🦀🦑🦑🐳🦐🐳🦑🦐🐳

I want a divorce.

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They've fucking vanished.

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Ok so I can do a math equation about this-

So gay is negative-

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American psycho is the saddest (most wet paper bag) yaoi I've ever read