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you didn't ask for a trevor barnes phantasmagoria fancam, but you didn't have to. i know what you want, and i gave it to you

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Winx club was my favorite cartoon growing up, and speaking about it with friends recently I had an epiphany like "wait.... Do people ship Icy and Bloom ?? They must- that makes so much sense-" so anyway hiiiii blicy people <3 the yuri is great <3

(Also I'm kinda art blocked so I wanted something simple and sweet to draw-)

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Winx club was my favorite cartoon growing up, and speaking about it with friends recently I had an epiphany like "wait.... Do people ship Icy and Bloom ?? They must- that makes so much sense-" so anyway hiiiii blicy people <3 the yuri is great <3

(Also I'm kinda art blocked so I wanted something simple and sweet to draw-)

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Winx club was my favorite cartoon growing up, and speaking about it with friends recently I had an epiphany like "wait.... Do people ship Icy and Bloom ?? They must- that makes so much sense-" so anyway hiiiii blicy people <3 the yuri is great <3

(Also I'm kinda art blocked so I wanted something simple and sweet to draw-)

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12, 15, and 25

12 - Subtitles or no subtitles ?

What kind of usamerican question is that ?? or a question asked by someone who speaks every language in the world and has no auditory problems hmmm…. but to answer : when the movie is in French idc about subtitles, but in English even tho I'm pretty much bilingual I sometimes have a hard time understanding depending on the audio mix, how old it is, if the actor is speaking clearly, if it's a bit muffled ect ect so I prefer having subs even tho I don't read them a lot. And if the movie is in Italian, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, German, Telugu, Spanish…ect… yeah I *need* subs-

Also I usually don't watch dubbed versions even if it's available, unless it's my favorite USSR movie because their mics were so shit- or star wars 4 in french because it's very funny :))

15 - Do you like to talk during movies ? or silence ?

I very much prefer watching movies with people, and depending on the company hell yes we yapping !! And if I'm watching something with @quijicroix we are screaming fhuihfiuf it's all the joy of watching movies with friends !

(fun facts we had a twitch channel for years with quiji were we watched shit movies every week- ala Elvira with less cleavage and more boring movies borrowed at the library)

25 - How many physical movies do you own ?

I'd say around a hundred (a lot of dvds and 11 vhs) ? The crown jewel of my collection being this fishing tutorial @vuededelft gifted me <3 at the 2 hour mark the old man showing you how to fish takes a sip out the the lake Annecy saying "it's nearly pure" hfbfvj it very much isn't-

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35, 40, 45

35 - Favorite movie snacks ?

Boring answer but none ? Also I have very bad misophonia so snacks being a thing in a movie theater is kinda why I don't go more often… thank god I'm not an american btw- here people usually get a little cup of popcorn they finish 5 minutes in and nothing else 🙏🙏🙏

40 - A film you think everyone should see at least once?

"Danger: diabolik" (1968) by Mario Bava !!!!!!!!! It's just so fun- it's the best Diabolik movie by far, the vibes are immaculate, incredible dummy shot, Ennio Morricone cooked so hard for the music (shout out to Danger: $ex, flawless title) and it rotted my brain so bad I am now reading Italian comic books frbvbbfhj also I need more people to get into the fandom to scream in the void with

45 - How many times have you watched your favorite movie (roughly) ?

I think I've watched The rocky horror picture show around maybe 10 times ? +1 french adaptation by a very small theater group were Frank n further was played by a drag king vbfhvh

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21, 26, 30, and 34 for the movie ask game!

Hehehe

21 - Favorite animated film ?

"Millenium actress" (2001) by Satoshi Kon without hesitation !! Every transition in this is crazy- also I'll never get over the ending

26 - Which movie made you think the most about life ?

hmmmm very weird and vague question… "Koyaanisqatsi" (1982) by Godfrey Reggio ? Loved it, but let's say it's a movie were you can ear yourself think loud and clear

30 - Are you looking forward to any upcoming releases?

Damn if you asked me this question a month ago I would have said "Reflet dans un diamant mort" by Bruno Forzani and Hélène Cattet or "lesbiennes au bord de la crise de nerf" by my friends staring quiji (both bangers btw) bfbvjfb but rn not really-

34 - Which film is the most visually beautiful ?

So hard to choose… Let's say "Табор уходит в небо" (1976), by Emil Loteanu ! USSR musical baybeeeee- I also include the surprise factor of borrowing an ugly ass DVD thinking it'll be a shit movie, and then plot twist it's one of the most breathtaking film I've ever seen bgjdg

(ps : really love talking about movies from the 70s with a slur in it's english title- wasn't considered one at the time of release but still-)

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🎬 movies/film ask bait:

what is your favorite film of all time?

what movie do you wish you could unwatch?

favorite film genre?

name a movie you put on to laugh to

name a movie you put on to cry to

do you prefer movie theaters or your couch?

name a movie you’re emotionally attached to?

what’s your comfort film?

guilty pleasure movie?

most recent movie you saw in theaters?

a genre you just can’t stand

subtitles or no subtitles?

do you have a favorite film in another language?

do you like watching movies alone or with friends?

do you like to talk during movies? or silence?

favorite book to film adaptation?

favorite actress

favorite actor

name a movie so bad it’s good

animated or live-action?

favorite animated film?

have you ever watched a horror film so scary you had to turn the movie off or walk out of the theater?

there’s a 3D option for a film, are you watching in 3D?

do sequels always ruin originals?

how many physical movies do you own?

which movie made you think the most about life?

are you enjoying the remaking of old films or do we need to get creative and do something new?

have you ever been to a midnight showing?

are animated movies just for kids?

are you looking forward to any upcoming releases?

do you remember the first movie you saw in theaters?

are snacks a must or a distraction?

do you get invested in the film award shows?

which film is the most visually beautiful?

favorite movie snack? (if any)

which movie star would you want to meet?

do you ever watch documentaries?

in your opinion what is the most overrated movie?

in your opinion what is the most underrated movie?

a film you think everyone should see at least once

name three movies you consider “classics”

show me a pic of your favorite movie poster

which movie do you quote the most?

do you like to watch the same movie more than once?

how many times have you watched your favorite movie (roughly, ik it’s hard to count)

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are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

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I missed the Diabolik lesbians- so I made some lazy comics redraw with them ;w;

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Link to the first post with them for some context <3

Original comic pages and yapping below vvv

I find the comic style very pretty most of the time (as long as it's in black and white-), but here the objective wasn't to replicate it fkffk the objective was to draw butch Diabolik

Initially I wanted to redraw covers with them..... But let's say it's easier to find some with Diabolik and Ginko on some bondage shit than a simple Diabolik and Eva one fjfkkd btw if you are well versed in the comics and want to send me some covers I probably missed (or cute Eva/Diabolik panels you'll want to see the sapphic versions of) I would greatly appreciate it <3 for the next time the lesbianism calls

Anyway ! I've been reading more of the comics recently, and the fact Eva's the only character with the skill to perfectly disguise herself in both gender but it's never actually commented on ?? Ofc it's because of misogyny, and how 'men' are viewed as the default like Eva can disguise herself as a guy but Diabolik will *never* impersonate a woman ectect, and it's part of my biggest complain about the comics (and the three modern italian movies) : not campy enough, not sexy enough. But !!!!! Idc because it all serves my favorite headcanon... trans woman Eva Kant you are so important to me ;; and that makes *her* the master of disguises here ! Man or woman, young or old, no matter the size, Eva Kant will impersonate your ass

Also, I really like that she's the more social and persuasive one ! In a situation where diabolik would threaten or just kill someone, Eva has more social intelligence and can more easily manipulate with words alone. That and she *knows* she's one of the wealthiest woman in the world fjfkfk what's a couple of millions to bribe someone when your partner in crime is a magpie in a latex suit that steal billions every couple weeks-

tldr my love for Eva Kant knows no bounds, she's just so cool

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for ur peter cushing movie viewing pleasure i have made a bingo card

[EDIT: i have made a christopher lee bingo card to complete the duo]

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I missed the Diabolik lesbians- so I made some lazy comics redraw with them ;w;

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Link to the first post with them for some context <3

Original comic pages and yapping below vvv

I find the comic style very pretty most of the time (as long as it's in black and white-), but here the objective wasn't to replicate it fkffk the objective was to draw butch Diabolik

Initially I wanted to redraw covers with them..... But let's say it's easier to find some with Diabolik and Ginko on some bondage shit than a simple Diabolik and Eva one fjfkkd btw if you are well versed in the comics and want to send me some covers I probably missed (or cute Eva/Diabolik panels you'll want to see the sapphic versions of) I would greatly appreciate it <3 for the next time the lesbianism calls

Anyway ! I've been reading more of the comics recently, and the fact Eva's the only character with the skill to perfectly disguise herself in both gender but it's never actually commented on ?? Ofc it's because of misogyny, and how 'men' are viewed as the default like Eva can disguise herself as a guy but Diabolik will *never* impersonate a woman ectect, and it's part of my biggest complain about the comics (and the three modern italian movies) : not campy enough, not sexy enough. But !!!!! Idc because it all serves my favorite headcanon... trans woman Eva Kant you are so important to me ;; and that makes *her* the master of disguises here ! Man or woman, young or old, no matter the size, Eva Kant will impersonate your ass

Also, I really like that she's the more social and persuasive one ! In a situation where diabolik would threaten or just kill someone, Eva has more social intelligence and can more easily manipulate with words alone. That and she *knows* she's one of the wealthiest woman in the world fjfkfk what's a couple of millions to bribe someone when your partner in crime is a magpie in a latex suit that steal billions every couple weeks-

tldr my love for Eva Kant knows no bounds, she's just so cool

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I missed the Diabolik lesbians- so I made some lazy comics redraw with them ;w;

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Link to the first post with them for some context <3

Original comic pages and yapping below vvv

I find the comic style very pretty most of the time (as long as it's in black and white-), but here the objective wasn't to replicate it fkffk the objective was to draw butch Diabolik

Initially I wanted to redraw covers with them..... But let's say it's easier to find some with Diabolik and Ginko on some bondage shit than a simple Diabolik and Eva one fjfkkd btw if you are well versed in the comics and want to send me some covers I probably missed (or cute Eva/Diabolik panels you'll want to see the sapphic versions of) I would greatly appreciate it <3 for the next time the lesbianism calls

Anyway ! I've been reading more of the comics recently, and the fact Eva's the only character with the skill to perfectly disguise herself in both gender but it's never actually commented on ?? Ofc it's because of misogyny, and how 'men' are viewed as the default like Eva can disguise herself as a guy but Diabolik will *never* impersonate a woman ectect, and it's part of my biggest complain about the comics (and the three modern italian movies) : not campy enough, not sexy enough. But !!!!! Idc because it all serves my favorite headcanon... trans woman Eva Kant you are so important to me ;; and that makes *her* the master of disguises here ! Man or woman, young or old, no matter the size, Eva Kant will impersonate your ass

Also, I really like that she's the more social and persuasive one ! In a situation where diabolik would threaten or just kill someone, Eva has more social intelligence and can more easily manipulate with words alone. That and she *knows* she's one of the wealthiest woman in the world fjfkfk what's a couple of millions to bribe someone when your partner in crime is a magpie in a latex suit that steal billions every couple weeks-

tldr my love for Eva Kant knows no bounds, she's just so cool

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Put him in a fancy robe and I'm there. Lol.

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Hey hmmm..... So I finished this game.... And well I wanted to make some pixelart you see- so anyway look at my favorite little guys in 2d

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You'll notice some designs are a bit different from canon, that's partly because I simplified them to my tastes to make them easier to read as little sprites, partly because they were *kinda* made from memory (esp Justice, Morrigan and Zevran-) fkjjnkc I didn't want to boot up the game to look for good references..... :(( Also I like colors ! I know the game is peak emo but idc give me saturation and pretty colors

Below you'll find a *lot* of yapping about my thoughts on these characters and Dragon age 1 overall (it's very long and is a bit critical so beware-) vvv

Not me being a good pédale and making a rainbow without meaning to-

Anyway !

To preface this : these are my thoughts after finishing Dragon age Origins and Awakening, I know *NOTHING* about 2, inquisition and Veilguard (well I know you can romance Peter Cushing in this one so fun things to look forward to). So please, do not spoil me even tho I'm sure I'll say things that will probably be expended on or called back to in the other games :))

Anders (and Ser Pounce-a-lot ofc)

Anders my beloved, silly little mage of a man, you're one of the few characters in this game who's horny for women but don't give me the ick ! He is funny, he hates cops, he is femme, he is the bisexual extraordinaire !!! Sorry Oghren kept calling you a fag :(

Justice I absolutely *love* the concept

The pain of going from abstract ethereal concept to a decaying corpse of a man. Going from a simple world of evil demons and benevolent spirits, to the complexity of everyday life. Like I think if you gently put your hands on his shoulders and explained to him justice can be used to oppress, to hurt, can be manipulated, perverted into a machine of evil- leave me 5 minutes with him and he'll discover what an existential crisis is :) But well, for one it was a dlc so I knew it wouldn't get much time to be explored, and two it also would require subtlety and that's something the writers aren't familiar with-

But there's also the whole dilemma of the possessing a corpse bit ! Kristoff had a life, had friends and a spouse ! That's less interesting to me than the whole concept to man bit but there's still great potential here !! Like if Dragon age gave a shit about women it would have been such good drama !!

Alistair I was pleasantly surprised !

He's *not* the type of character I usually like, but he did grow on me fkfkkf I still think his design is very bland and boring, but he is such a dumb golden retriever of a man <3

Also the whole discussion you have with him about his inexperience and kind of disinterest in sex, where ofc you can role play as the worst human being to ever grace this earth, but if you're a good friend here the discussion basically boils down to "ok you do you man :) that doesn't change my opinion or how I see you" and I was really surprised in a good way (don't know how this discussion plays out if you romance him, or "harden" him or whatever and I don't want to know- let me have this nice thing fjfkkf)

And btw thank god once again I chose to play a guy in my playthrough- because forcing him to have sex with Morrigan at the end if you play a girl ??? Horrible- we could have had the magic strap evil babie but 2009 didn't have the technology yet...

Sigrun !!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic emo girl, love smelling wet dirt. She's so cute ;; and I really liked her ending- she wants to go back to the legion to kill herself, but your character keep making up excuses and very urgent™️ things to do to keep her with them ? Got me hard in the feels ;;

(Too bad my DAO romance creates a plot hole here- but that was still very sweet)

Zevran, I went full the Rasmus for the pixelart and I have no regrets :)

Ok so he *did* grow on me, mostly because I romanced him, but omfg the beginning was rough- like he makes a very compelling first impression, but then he just continuously cat calls any girl you have in your party ?? With the atrocious pick up lines you've heard a thousand times on the streets if you were socialized a woman and everything.... And like, his misogyny truly is inexplicable for someone who was exclusively raised by women, and not any women, prostitutes !! Like how do you end up the "you would be so much prettier if you smiled" guy, when raised by lots of women you probably saw get the same lame lines all day everyday and hate it ?? Oh but that's right ! 2009 video game writer sexism. And as I said, it got better when I started romancing him (even if the end of it bugged out for me, he never offered me the earring a second time-) like idk if the game just ran out of sexpestZevran.wavs or if he stops harassing women when fucking you, but that made him much easier to like 👍 also I love a cringe man with no rizz let's gooo

And I have to say, this screen made me very happy :') I didn't expect them to call back and further expand the romance from the main game ! What a nice touch to end my *check notes* 70+ hour playthrough oh god-

And finally Morrigan !

I really like how she talks ;w; it's so formal and silly ! Unfortunate charadesign tho..... But ! She is the bitchy bestie with whom I made the evil bébé. A baby was made en toute amitié <3

Really wish she'd talk about anything else other than her mother tho- all I'm asking is for a second topic to discuss here... Even in the banter between party members it's very often about her mother !! I know you had a fucked up sheltered relationship with a witch of legends- Girl please give me anything else I'm begging- I was very happy we killed flemeth :) it improved conversations a bit... All the mother talk went to past tense so that was new at least

And since I played 70 hours of this and I love to class things, here's my tier list of every other companions I had in my team (so no Loghain sorry Alistair killed his ass, no man who killed Duncan my beautiful wife in a flashback gets to live)

*"rompish" is a funny french slang word that means 'boring', because it's the sound you make when you snore

I think overall I preferred Awakening, even tho it was a sloppy bugged mess and kinda disappointing in therms of quests and payoff with a *terrible* villain, I certainly preferred my final team and the plot had me more intrigued... Origins had plot points I enjoyed, and I can't deny it at least has the advantage of getting better as it goes... Like BG3 is the type of game where act 1 is peak, act 2 is a bit less engaging but still an absolutely banger and act 3 is well messier- so even tho that's an *excellent* game, it's still a gradual downward slope. But on the contrary ! In the beginning of DAO the writing was so bad I wanted to beat up my balls, as us french say, and just stop playing altogether... Went to Orzammar last and that was were the game picked up a bit for me, still not so great writing but there were things here full of potential (if they were implemented better it could even have been great ! Looking at you making us select a politician to support before giving us *any* context or even their political views ??? But that's a cool plot point in concept !) and by the time of the landsmeet your companions have developed a second personality trait and the whole drama with Loghain was fun ! Had a mid ass time overall but at least the slope was steadily going up :)) still inexcusable misogyny tho... and fatphobia. That Awakening made so much worse funnily enough- like without Awakening, since I'm comparing it to BG3, I'd say Origin's "one fatphobic boss design present in every fantasy rpg where you play exclusively as thin women and ken dolls" was less egregious ! Low bar but good job fkdkdk but with the addition of 'the mother' ???? Get the fuck out that makes it actually so much worse-

Of course all this yapping is only my opinions, if Dragon Age 1 is your favorite video game good on you ! There's a lot of things to love here :)

PS : the logiciel I use for pixelart is called "Aseprite" !

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woke teenager SHOCKS record store owners by ordering in fluent classic rock

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Ok there is no way to present what I did for my final exam in a coherent or sane way.... I drew gender Columbo having a divorce with a typewritter.

For my defence, every text we were given sucked ass so I just twisted one of the less sexist ones beyond recognition. And it involved butch Columbo and a typewritter lady yes (btw Dialtown is a fun game you should check it out and yes this design is very inspired by this game). I will not post everything I did, only the best parts :)

And the final comic I did in record Time lggkgkkvglkjji

Pardon my french, but I'm not rewriting all this by hand so here is the traduction : [Title : literally "beautiful talker" it means a charming liar, someone who talks a lot of shit with a lot of charisma] "Tell me the truth." "Pierre." "Answer me" "Answer me" (repeating a lot)

I just want to note that not a single positive emotion was involved in the creative process. We had to work on this for 9 hour a day without break, without being able to leave the room, in shrimp mode because the stools were too high for the tables. We had two days (16 fucking hours) of this torture and never in my life am I doing this again (at least not on these fucking stools). My back hurt, my ass hurt, my knees hurt, my fingies hurt.

So considering all this shit, this turned out not so bad