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David Attenborough voice : species evolve to best adapt to the environment surrounding them. The twitter pornbot, with its beach pics and exposed mommy milkers meant to attract gullible users, found few suitable mates in the tumblr tundra. This specimen, however, seems to have opted for a different, bolder approach: guns 💪

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The bots are evolving!!

Now I’ve seen bots with firstname-lastname combo with numbers in the middle, but even more odd are the ones without numbers at all… Some jumbled up almost-words that at first glance could be actual tumblrs. But when you click through to see their blogs, they look just like the old bots.

Apparently at some point the bots starts to leave comments with malware links on your posts if left to their own devices. I saw that in the wild today on someone else’s post.

Remember to report as spam and block!

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Have a Wiggly New Year! 🎉

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Fiona Bates Ceramics

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Character: Near

From: Death Note (original manga)

Gender: Nonbinary, specifically transfeminine

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Clamp Premium Collection Volume Covers >> Magic Knight Rayearth

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

ITS MY 24TH bday!!

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

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I posted 448 times in 2022

That's 448 more posts than 2021!

5 posts created (1%)

443 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aquabuggy

@gingerbreadfrosting

@slimesprinkles

@oceantoyz

@cowoconut

I tagged 24 of my posts in 2022

#fav - 3 posts

#and on another note this is a really neat toy and i want to shake it i want to fling it around and smack it against things and go bonkers a - 2 posts

#schoolcore - 2 posts

#cw : food - 2 posts

#what - 2 posts

#why is fake liquid an entirely different tag despite clearly having been part of my original sentence - 2 posts

#tumblr what the heck did you do to my tags - 2 posts

#i feel the need to clarify that this is a joke because of the - 2 posts

#fake liquid - 2 posts

#thats the closest i could find to aqua themed confetti im sorry - 1 post

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#and on another note this is a really neat toy and i want to shake it i want to fling it around and smack it against things and go bonkers a

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

man. i hate finding a cute video game, getting super interested in finding out what it is, and then when i find out what it actually is... being met with the overwhelming disappointment that its disgusting. ;;

0 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

#4

i love hoarding genders its like trinkets but better because my physical space isn't cluttered

0 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

#3

i love hoarding genders its like trinkets but better because my physical space isn't cluttered

1 note - Posted May 1, 2022

#2

gentle reminder to all those in the tags that "coconut girl" is a derogatory term derived from/based off the f3tishizati0n of polynesian people! "coconut glam" or "summer glam" are much better terms to use. /gen /nm

2 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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11 notes - Posted April 28, 2022

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frosted eclipse

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HELLO HAPPY!!! may we pls taste the goodness of the biscuit..... 🤲

yippee!!! biscuit time!!

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arent those pancakes..?

Hello Kitty biscuits ૮ﾐ・◦・ﾐა

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Request biscuits so I can post more biscuits