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Marvel Characters as Irl Things
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real-life-relatable · 6 years ago
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Tony and Peter
Tony: that was a long show
Peter: yeah it was 4 hours hhhh
Tony: No it wasn’t 
Peter: Yes it was?? It’s 10 pm and it started at 7!
Tony:
Tony: Peter 
Tony: What’s 10-7?
Peter, not missing a beat: 4.
Tony:
Peter:
Peter: wait
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real-life-relatable · 6 years ago
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Thor and Loki, probably.
Thor: Come out, we have to go!
Loki: *bursting through the door* I’m queer
Thor:
Loki: >:)
Thor:
Thor: I’m not going to be the straight man to all of your jokes, you know. 
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real-life-relatable · 6 years ago
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Tony
“It’s a calculated risk. That means that it’ll probably still end badly, but at least it’s calculated.”
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real-life-relatable · 6 years ago
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Dr. Strange
“I’m not stupid, I’m pagan.”
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real-life-relatable · 6 years ago
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Dr. Strange
*in 5e time loop thing and very done with Dormammu’s shit*
“Dormimos, I’ve come to bargain.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Tony
“Nothing says rich white guy more than wearing a fish taco hat in Florida.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Loki
*talking about thor*
“Oh, him? He’s just a bald guy who shoots wind at people as a form of defense.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Bucky
“GET THAT UNCIRCUMCISED SOCK OUT OF MY FACE!
“...
“This is why I’m gay.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Scott, probably
“HAPPY FOOD DAY!!!”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Steve
“This soup is democratic: there’s no one dominant flavor.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Peter (p) and Tony
Peter: Wait. If there’s 52 weeks in a year, then there’s 52 fridays in a year.
Tony: ...that’s what that means, yeah. 
Peter: (v upset) I thought there were more than that!
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Pietro
“And then I just nyoomed.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Steve
“I feel like I’m caught in a circle of stress. Like, as soon as I get one thing done I don’t even have time to be proud of myself before I have more to do.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Peter (Parker) and Bucky
Peter: *in the medbay*
Bucky: holy shit what happened to you
Peter: I fell off my skateboard
Bucky: ...
Bucky: Were you wearing your helmet, at least?
Peter: ...no
Bucky:
Peter:
Bucky: no sympathy, then. 
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Tony
“How do you not know what ABO dynamics are?”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Shuri
“Well, I’m done with pretending to actually care, so imma just say whatever the fuck I want.”
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real-life-relatable · 7 years ago
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Tony
*sees random thing* 
“Oh look it’s a vibrator”
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