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snas

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someone else's story

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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time to bring back a classic.

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perfect timing

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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crazy how the united states is collapsing inward on itself and republicans are just like "this sure is happening" and dems are like "wow that guy is bad". like. okay.

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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NEVER GIVE UP

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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they seriously deserve a nap

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

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IT'S DELTARUNE TOMORROW DAY!!!

Here's my take on deltarune tomorrow that is finally today. Go to my Patreon! You can find another version of this illustration there, a speedpaint and an editable!!!

I think I forgot… Right! DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!

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this shit looks so ass but im a first time yaoi-er please spare me

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peak deltarune moment