shawnthepiss-maker

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Take that L like a good boy

owo

UWU. Nya!

[shawnthepiss-maker]

You implied that I should be ashamed for having some cutesy silly fem fun because I'm a man and the only reason I'm not is because I have immense power

And frankly that's gross

owo

UWU. Nya!

[shawnthepiss-maker]

And fuck you too for upholding toxic masculinity

owo

UWU. Nya!

[shawnthepiss-maker]

owo

UWU. Nya!

[shawnthepiss-maker]

I have also drank drain cleaner, it made my tongue tickle.

Your that Shawn guy that desided to fuck around and find out with my friend yea?

-🥃🪶

Is there another Shawn here?

If it is it's probably Shawn Mendes and I'm not a maple sucker 🇨🇦

[shawnthepiss-maker]

I am on several edibles and I'm here to make it everyone else's problem.

First is psychedelic toilet frogs, next it'll be the actual sharknado.

Your that Shawn guy that desided to fuck around and find out with my friend yea?

-🥃🪶

Is there another Shawn here?

If it is it's probably Shawn Mendes and I'm not a maple sucker 🇨🇦

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Don't ever disrespect my man Shawn Wayans ever again.

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

I'm way hotter than that thing, ew.

Did that thing get dressed with its eyes closed???

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Huat are you talking about?

God I'm so good at wordplay, I'd have sex with myself if I could.

Actually...

Your that Shawn guy that desided to fuck around and find out with my friend yea?

-🥃🪶

Is there another Shawn here?

If it is it's probably Shawn Mendes and I'm not a maple sucker 🇨🇦

[shawnthepiss-maker]

I was born from the Bermuda Triangle and raised by psychic eels to ruin people's day.

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Suck on my teat because your mother didn't love you enough to breastfeed you

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Your that Shawn guy that desided to fuck around and find out with my friend yea?

-🥃🪶

Is there another Shawn here?

If it is it's probably Shawn Mendes and I'm not a maple sucker 🇨🇦

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Who?

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Holy shit I LOVE mocking people!

AHA!

Can't believe I'm havin' to do this...

[shawnthepiss-maker]

Fair enough. You want this purple carrot? You could plant it and grow a bunch of em.

Hey kid...

You hungry?

I got an apple for you. Honecrisp.

-Shawn

No thank thank you, i-ive watched snow white c:

[shawnthepiss-maker]

HEYYYYYY

WHATS UUUUUUPPPP

ITS MEEEEEEE

And the Forcast of today is Grade 5 ACIDRAIN! from 2 to 4 hours!

Stay inside!!!

Or dont

Have your flesh melted off.

It's fun~