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me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."

friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."

lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:

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burning spice has that secret career but you wont know that..

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it came to me in a vision

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Being a trans woman is like if you ever turned off your customer service voice you die

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox or librewolf (open-source fork of firefox) instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega instead of google drive

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

get free stuff with the help of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH, r/piracy and r/roms

use trakt (for shows and movies), letterboxd (just movies), or TMB instead of IMDB (owned by amazon).

use storygraph instead of goodreads (owned by amazon).

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause, ecosia, or ocean hero to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, or tuta instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use project gutenberg for free public domain books, and librivox for public domain books and audiobooks

use the seal app (android only) to download video and audio

use ellipsus instead of microsoft word or google docs

use mastodon instead of twitter

use peertube to create a network of small video hosting providers (disclaimer: not a 1:1 alternative to youtube)

use threema and signal for encrypted communication, on mobile and desktop

use qwant and startpage for secure internet browsers

use syncthing to securely transfer files between devices

learn how to jailbreak your kindle/ereader if you have one (wiki and video walkthrough)

use riseup’s email and VPN for secure communication (aimed towards activists)

use cryptpad and collabora instead of the microsoft office suite

use google takeout to export the data on your google account

use library extension to look for books on online stores and find them at your library

remove paywalls with removepaywalls

install the open-source adblocker ublock origin

install sponsorblock to skip sponsored segments on youtube videos

use bookfinder to look for the cheapest available listings of books, including textbooks

learn a language through mango (duolingo laid off some of its employees and now relies on AI translations) for free with a library card or through your school

edit photos with photopea

edit pdfs with foxit and sumatrapdf

download music with doubledouble

take notes offline and collaborate securely with obsidian

for android tv, use smarttube and cloudstream (ad-free, open-source)

change your OS to linux

changelog:

removed ground news (uses AI to summarize articles)

removed unroll.me (sells your data)

removed proton mail and drive (AI assistant feature, claims of CEO Andy Yen supporting Trump, please DM if you have proof I can add here)

removed NCH suite (only has very basic free features, puts watermark on anything saved)

notes:

this post blew up while I wasn’t looking (the end of my semester was hellish, and i recently came back from a 3-week family vacation). thanks so much for all the suggestions! <3

i included Ecosia because of their financial transparency. It’s physically impossible that they plant a tree for every search, but their profits still go towards projects including reforestation and solar energy. i view their actions as a net-positive

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: june 14th 2025

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to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

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i hated the food i made so much i forgot that i made it and that it was in front of me and started ordering pickup

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my FUCKING JAW HURTSquick someone make a joke out of this so i can think about anything fucking else other than my jaw hurting

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this game is turning our streamers into philosophers

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let's run around the kitchen with mama

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mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.

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Choose me, baby ! I'll make you happy !🌹

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Paint the sky red with their guts, darling! - Submitted by WeirdlyEldritch #FF273A #110035 #000627 #010812 #000507

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Hello everyone!

I prepared 915 PNG files, and it's FREE! Suitable for digital use. But I would like to remind you that it is only for personal uses. Because it contains some images that have legal rights, and if you use it as a product, you are responsible.

Okay, what I ask you for this is support my instagram account and let me know about it after you follow it. (You can send questions or DM to me with ss or with your username on Tumblr) And I'll send you a drive link for download. That's all there is to it. (Think of it as a kind of thank-you gift:))

Thank you! See contents ⤵️

What's inside?

- fruits, vegetables, pastries, foods and drinks

- plants,leafs and flowers

- TW Insects, bugs, butterflies and moths (!)

- animals (birds,cats,rabbits,deers,pig and more)

- sea and ocean creatures

- wings (angel,insect, butterfly..)

- clothes

- papers, paper clips, washi tapes and more.

- vintage stuffs

- TW human anatomy (Organs and bones)

- illustrations

- some templates (digi camera frame,phone frame and more)

- others (boxes, cream boxes, phones, hand, keyboard, cars and more)

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