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Things Daddies should do for their Littles

.I’m really over seeing all of the fake sickos out there labeling themselves as “Daddies”. It’s really dangerous and harmful to littles, who make themselves so vulnerable and impressionable. These are the things REAL daddies do. -say Goodnight/ Good Morning every single day -Pick out or help pick out pajamas. -Order for your little or help them decide and help them tell the server at restaurants. -Buckle her in when you go for car rides/remind her to do so if you’re not there. -Brush her hair -Support all of her big space goals/ventures -Play silly games with her. - Make, or help her make, her meals when possible. -Take her on adventures. -Kiss her owies and her boo boo lip when she’s sad/hurt. -Tie her shoes. -Give her a chore chart, and stick to it! -Turn on her favorite cartoons/Disney Movies. -Remind her that she’s yours. -Know all her stuffies’ names. -Tuck her in at night. -Read/tell her stories whenever she needs them. -Open doors for her. -Reach things stowed in high cabinets/shelves. -Make sure all expectations and consequences are enumerated in RULES -Color WITH her. Don’t just watch unless that’s what she asks for. -Let her know when it’s naptime/bedtime (and don’t fall for the little voice/puppy dog eyes like me when she tries to get out of it). -Baby her when she’s sick or depressed. -Use your daddy voice. -Bring her surprises. -Help her get into little space when she’s having a hard day. -Bathe her. -Hold her hand in public places. -Make a big deal about all her accomplishments, no matter how small. -Refill her sippy cup. -Call her adorable pet names (princess, babygirl, kitten, little one, etc.). -Protect her against all things big and scary (and adulty). -Support and encourage her participation in the dd/lg community. -Administer punishments/provide discipline when necessary and appropriate (or for fun!). -Give her princess parts special attention. -Fuck her like no other. -AFTERCARE AFTERCARE AFTERCARE **Daddy is NOT just a title  used in the bedroom. 99% of being a REAL DD lies in taking on the caregiver role!!!** DISCLAIMER: These apply for Mommies and Little Boys too.

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sneeze fetish d/s: someone straddling you, having a sneezing fit and you get to hold the tissues or handkerchief for them; but only when they want. so you get a tap on the wrist for assistance when they want their nose wiped or rubbed, but in the next second they’re pushing your arm away to sneeze all over you. or some especially urgent tapping/verbal requests come when things start to become More than they expected

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I personally find it hilarious when I open up smut fic and then realize that I need to hunt down my glasses first so that I can fucking read

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What do girls wear that turns you on?

My bruises

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This blog is a safe space.

Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.

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Imagine this snzario:

Sexy, busty girl with allergies is a lingerie model. It’s spring and the very height of allergy season and she can’t. stop. sneezing.

During the photoshoot of a new set of lingerie, she has a sneezing fit. The director sees her breasts bounce, and decides right there to change their marketing:

New ad is this sneezy model: on the left, in a lower-quality bra that doesn’t support her chest when she sneezes, and on the right, in the higher quality bra they’re trying to sell, which holds her breasts in place when she sneezes.

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my brain has been irreparably poisoned and i'm logging off forever

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Naughty Asks for Fun!

💋Single, Taken or Complicated?

🌸All time favorite kink?

🥵Turn-ons?

🌳Have you ever had sex outside/in public?

🌈Sexuality?

🩸Blood Play/Knife Play?

🤪What's the craziest thing someone has asked you to do during sex?

💦Thoughts on squirting?

🍋Worst sex you've ever had?

🌺Do you prefer satisfying your partner more than yourself?

👁Do you like being watched while having sex?

🚔 Ever "talk" your way out of a ticket?

💖Best sex you've ever had?

🤮All time least favorite fetish? (NO KINK SHAME, JUST NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA.)

🐍Have you ever cheated?

🌼What do you think is your best feature?

🥶Turn-offs?

👅Make out sessions?

😈Have you ever had sex in a bed that wasn't yours?

🦺Do you like to roleplay in the bedroom?

🥥Bare, Trimmed, or All Natural?

🧸DD/lg?

🚗Ever had sex in a car?

🍽Do you prefer giving or receiving head?

🍆Body count?

🐶Favorite Sex Position?

👀Your Thoughts on Lingerie?

👋How many times a day do you masturbate?

🤡Do you use protection?

🖤What's your "type"?

🍬Do you like choking/being choked?

🍑Ass or Tits?

💦Would you ever have a threesome?

🐱Pet play? If so, what animal?

🥳Tell us about your first time?

⭐Top celebrity on your freebie list?

💧Last time you had sex?

💸Have you ever done sexual favors for money, gifts, etc?

👑Dominant, Submissive or Switch?

🌍Where would you like to try and have sex?

💍Thoughts on cuckholding?

🍫Try any food play in the bedroom before? (Whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate, etc.)

🏖Wildest place you've ever had sex?

👻Last time you masturbated?

🪵Worst time you've ever gotten horny?

🌊Ever have wet dreams before?

👔Uniform fetish or any clothing that makes you horny?

🙊Have you called out the wrong name during sex before?

🤯Something you thought you wouldn't like in the bedroom, tried and ended up liking?

🔥Do you ever watch porn with your partner(s)?

🍒Would you ever get plastic surgery?

🦶Foot Fetish?

🐙Hentai?

❄Do you have a fetish that isn't common/not heard of a lot?

🍦Vanilla?

🎶A certain song or artist you like to listen to during sex?

🌶Rate your own pain tolerance?

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Always got to throw in a possessive grope every once in a while to remind them who they belong to

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Does my little girl want Daddy's fingers inside her? Do you want Daddy to play with you while we cuddle up on the couch watching your favorite cartoons? Getting you all wet and messy, while Daddy explore and inspect what belongs to him. While he tells you how pretty and needy you are for him. Slowly pushing my fingers inside one by one to see how many my precious little girl can take?

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Accurate.

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When sneezing makes their nose run but blowing their nose makes them sneeze 🤧🥺

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Subs be like "make me" Why? Too shy to tell me you want me to grab you by the throat and rail the absolute fuck out of you?

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100 Sex Questions

1. What was your first time having sex like?

2. Are you into BDSM?

3. Do you watch porn, and if so what kind?

4. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve watched?

5. Have you ever watched porn with another person?

6. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

7. Add a link to your favorite porn video.

8. What was your first experience with masturbation like?

9. How often do you masturbate?

10. What’s your favorite way to masturbate?

11. Have you ever had shower sex?

12. Have you ever had period sex?

13. Have you ever had sex in someone else’s bed that didn’t belong to anyone involved? (Not including shared spaces like hotels, Airbnb, etc.)

14. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

15. What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex?

16. What’s your most embarrassing sex story?

17. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

18. Do you have any sex toys?

19. What is your favorite sex toy?

20. Are there any sex toys that you really want to try?

21. Have you ever tried anal, and if so do you enjoy it?

22. Have you ever used a sex swing?

23. Have you ever had sex standing up?

24. Have you ever recorded yourself having sex or masturbating?

25. Have you ever taken a nude and sent it to someone?

26. Write out a real or made up sexting conversation. (At least 4 lines)

27. What was your first time giving oral like?

28. What was your first time receiving oral like?

29. Do you like giving oral?

30. Do you like receiving oral?

31. Do you prefer clitoral stimulation, penetration, or both?

32. Do you enjoy penetration?

33. Have you ever masturbated in front of another person?

34. Have you ever masturbated with another person?

35. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?

36. Do you enjoy voyeurism? (Being watched or watching other people)

37. Does cross-dressing turn you on?

38. Do you have any kinks that you’re embarrassed about?

39. Have you ever had a sex dream or wet dream? If so, pick one and describe in detail what it was about.

40. Have you ever cheated? If so, do you regret it?

41. Are you into cuckolding?

42. How many orgasms do you typically have in one session?

43. Do you enjoy edging?

44. Have you ever had a ruined orgasm? Was it intentional?

45. What’s the longest you’ve gone without an orgasm?

46. When was the last time you masturbated? Describe what you did in detail.

47. Have you ever gotten injured during sex? If so, what happened?

48. Have you ever contracted any STIs?

49. Have you ever had unprotected sex and accidentally gotten pregnant?

50. Do you prefer to have sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

51. Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night to have sex or masturbate?

52. How often do you wake up horny?

53. Have you ever had sex with a complete stranger without knowing anything about them?

54. Have you ever done anything sexual while driving?

55. What is your favorite thing about quickies?

56. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone unexpected and freaked out about it? If so, who was it?

57. Have you ever fantasized about having sex with one of your teachers?

58. Do you usually have sex with your eyes open or closed?

59. Have you ever had a threesome? Do you want to?

60. Have you ever had group sex? Do you want to?

61. Have you ever masturbated with a group of people?

62. Do you enjoy dirty talk? If so, give an example of something you would say or would want to hear.

63. Have you ever given a blow job to someone who was wearing a toy?

64. Have you ever had someone give you a blow job while wearing a toy?

65. If you had to choose, would you rather be a dom or a sub?

66. Have you ever done anything sexual with an animal?

67. What is your favorite sex position(s)?

68. What is the weirdest object you’ve masturbated with/humped?

69. What’s the worst place you’ve ever gotten an erection? (Bonus: What’s your most embarrassing story of getting an erection?)

70. Have you ever been so wet that you soaked through your clothes?

71. Do you get really wet, an average amount, or not wet enough?

72. Have you ever had trouble getting it up?

73. Have you ever squirted or made someone squirt?

74. What’s the naughtiest fantasy you’ve ever had about a stranger?

75. Have you ever been so horny in an inappropriate place that you’ve had to excuse yourself?

76. How many fingers do you prefer inside you?

77. Are you loud or quiet?

78. Do you like it rough or gentle?

79. Do you enjoy being on top or bottom?

80. Have you ever dry humped someone while being fully clothed until you had an orgasm?

81. Have you ever had sex while drunk or high?

82. Do you have a specific playlist for sex?

83. Have you ever role played? If so, tell the story.

84. Have you ever kept going even when you were too sensitive?

85. Would you rather have your hair pulled or be spanked during sex?

86. Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?

87. Would you rather cheat or be cheated on?

88. Would you rather get caught masturbating by your parent/guardian or your crush?

89. Would you rather have an obvious orgasm every time you meet someone new or never have an orgasm again?

90. Have you ever had sex with someone who couldn’t satisfy you?

91. What’s something you’ve always wanted to ask about sex but was too afraid to ask?

92. Describe what you would do sexually if you had different genitals for a day.

93. How many dates do you typically need to go on until you feel ready to have sex with someone?

94. In your opinion, what makes someone good in bed?

95. What’s the most flattering thing someone has said about your naked body?

96. Do genital piercings turn you on?

97. How long was the longest orgasm you’ve ever had?

98. What’s the most sensitive part of your body?

99. Is there anything you won’t do in bed?

100. Ask any question you want!

Reblog if you’re brave enough 😈

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Real things that happen since coming out to my s.o :

- they usually sneeze in doubles, and they stifle the first one from habit, then they remember that I prefer open sneezes and sneeze extra wetly the second time

- intentionally turn towards me when sneezing

- tease me when we’re with friends and someone mentions sickness

- discretely check my reaction when they blow their nose

- lots of nose boops and kisses

- they let me touch and lick their nose

I have yet to sneeze in front of/on them to see their reaction uwu

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