whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Hello yes I've been watching too much X-Men lately.
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Descriptor: The Jumping Pokemon
Name Origin: Trigger + Roo
Inspiration: Texas Kangaroo Rat
Ability: Static
Type: Electric
Evolution Line: Triggaroo does not evolve.
Dex Entry:
Triggaroo charge by thumping their feet repeatedly against the ground in the form of kinetic energy. Their tail can also act as a lightning rod and have been known to jump at least five feet in the air in a single bound. They store the berries they pick up in their oversized cheek pouches.
Electric rat! Electric rat! ELECTRIC RAT!
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Descriptor: The Mimicking Pokemon
Name Origin: Mimic + Cackle
Inspiration: Northern Mockingbird
Ability: Keen Eye
Type: Normal/Flying
Evolution Line: Mimicoo evolves into Mimicaw at Level 21 and Mimicackle at Level 32
Dex Entry:
Mimicackle spend most of their time laughing and poking fun at other pokemon or trainers, endlessly parroting their voices and ticks. They don't like others of their kind any more than they like other pokemon and are considered extremely aggressive and territorial.
*loud screeching* HEY WANNA FIGHT A BIRD.
I wanna make a note that if you don't like the abilities that I give these pokemon, I am more than happy to hear suggestions. I struggled coming up with them during the creation process so I just went with the basic ideas. If you have any better ideas, drop a comment!
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Descriptor: The Caw Pokemon
Name Origin: Mimic + Caw
Inspiration: Northern Mockingbird
Ability: Keen Eye
Type: Normal/Flying
Evolution Line: Mimicoo evolves into Mimicaw at Level 21 and Mimicackle at Level 32
Dex Entry:
"Mimicaw sing almost endlessly, even sometimes at night, and they flagrantly harass birds that intrude on their territories, flying slowly around them or prancing toward them, legs extended, flaunting their bright white wing patches." (Description from All About Birds - Northern Mockingbird Overview because it's too perfect)
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Descriptor: The Screech Pokemon
Name Origin: Mimic + Coo
Inspiration: Northern Mockingbird
Ability: Keen Eye
Type: Normal/Flying
Evolution Line: Mimicoo evolves into Mimicaw at Level 21 and Mimicackle at Level 32
Dex Entry:
Mimicoo haven't quite got the hang of flying, so instead it makes up for it by mimicking larger Pokemon to scare off predators. It also likes to do so against wandering trainers in order to scare them before laughing and jumping away.
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Descriptor: The Sentinel Pokemon
Name Origin: Scurry + Burrow
Inspiration: Prairie Dog
Ability: Run Away
Type: Normal
Evolution Line: Pupip evolves into Skurrow at Level 20
Dex Entry:
Skurrow are master builders and tunnelers, creatine intricate tunnel systems to get too and from place to place without being seen by predators. While Pupip keep watch, it's the Skurrow that do the fighting, using their muscled bodies and sharp claws to defend their colonies. They're always at odds with Coalphers and Geominers.
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Descriptor: The Scout Pokemon
Name Origin: Pup + Yip
Inspiration: Prairie Dog
Ability: Run Away
Type: Normal
Evolution Line: Pupip evolves into Skurrow at Level 20
Dex Entry:
Pupip are the scouts of their colonies, with one always being on watch at the burrows entrance for predators. They have labyrinthine tunnel systems that have been the scourge of many a farmer and building contractor.
Prairie dog pokemon? Prairie dog pokemon. I saw these in the zoo in Arizona and thought it was odd they kept something that I literally saw thirty of outside of a Dollar General in my home town but hey, c'est la vie I guess.
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Descriptor: The Assassin Pokemon
Name Origin:Caza (Hunt) + Carnage
Inspiration: Assassin Bug
Ability: Swarm
Type: Bug/Dark
Evolution Line: Cunymph evolves into Larvassin at Level 7 and Cazarnage at Level 10
Dex Entry:
Cazarnage are master hunters, lurking in the dark and chasing their prey with the help of their band of Cunymph. The more experienced and powerful the Cazarnage is, the more Cunymph they have in their entourage. Is is said that the kiss of a Cazarnage is the kiss of death.
If I had to redesign any of the fakemon, it would probably be this one just because it just looks like an assassin bug with little bonus features. He does however have knife hands which is fun.
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We interrupt our latest Pokemon nonsense for another announcement! My How to Date Series - Werewolves, Mermaids, Faeries and Vampires, Oh my! - is now updating biweekly on Tapas until next May because apparently I made 120 comics over the course of four books without realizing it.
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Who's ready for a throw back??? Not Po, he's not enjoying this.
Guadelupe Mountains National Park is home to El Capitan - the highest natural point in Texas! It's a crazy free climb that few have attempted but it's definitely something that Milly would attempt.
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Descriptor: The Apprentice Pokemon
Name Origin: Cunning + Nymph
Inspiration: Assassin Bug Nymph
Ability: Swarm
Type: Bug
Evolution Line: Cunymph evolves into Larvassin at Level 7 and Cazarnage at Level 10
Dex Entry:
Newly evolved past its sibling Larvassin, Cunymph immediately begin following larger Cazarnage around in hopes of becoming its apprentice. It learns the tools of stealth and dispatching prey from its mentor Cazarnage while also perfecting its own skill.
Bug bug bug bug lil' scary killer bug
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