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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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Qi Rong is annoying as hell and yet....I see potential 🤔

This tiny one eyed child tho jfc the kids gotta learn to trust others. I get it Mu Qing has a scary face and the other guy literally broke someones arm In front of you but to not trust the doctors too??

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I hope no one expects me to only ship trash grampa with Hua Cheng. Because I will disappoint them harder than I did my own parents

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Arc two? Whaddya mean arc two?!

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A writer and His number one fan hater

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Oh god the truth is so much worse my poor trash grampa 😭 he's the living embarrassment of, "when you try your best but you don't succeed.🎶"

TRASH GRAMPA IS A WAR CRIMINAL?!? WHAT?

Bro I thought he was a innocent flower but NO he slaughtered and entire royal family in vengeance wtf?!?

I'm shook

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TRASH GRAMPA IS A WAR CRIMINAL?!? WHAT?

Bro I thought he was a innocent flower but NO he slaughtered and entire royal family in vengeance wtf?!?

I'm shook

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Misc. (sfw) QiJiu doodles (no context edition) There are probably more I missed.....

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I have them all now ✨ (yes the second book of MDZS is missing don't worry about it my friend is reading it rn)

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I'm on to book two 🎉 so far trash grampa is my favorite, it's just so amusing to read about a guy who obviously rolled a nat 20 in seduction yet is oblivious to it and just spent the rest of the campaign rolling critical fails for every important event imaginable.

Just started reading Heaven's official's Blessing I'm going in blind peeps wish me luck

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Imagine ascending to godhood to join your brother only for the masses to decide you'd be better as his wife like what?

Sorry windmaster your just wife coded we don't make the rules.

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Finished the first book and ohhhh my god.

First. I find that both these kids...disciples? Middle class god teir bois, respond to "general." Highly sus. It might have been nothing but it sure as hell wasn't written like nothing. If they're who I think they are then they're just as bad at hiding their "true selves" as fucking Hua Cheng is.

Speaking of which this big ducked Magee be trying to act all innocent like "how did you know it was me?" Sir your acting skills are that of a bland potato. everyone knew. Hell, My cat knew and he can't even read.

Moving on the whole "omg this guy is secretly tiny pei" was not what I expected. Like don't get me wrong I knew he was oddly helpful and weirdly ready to die I just didn't expect junior supreme to make another appearance so soon. And like, all this trouble just to cover up a massacre? If he really wanted all this to end he could have just strapped a bunch of explosives on some animals and blown up everything. Not that hard my dude.

I liked wind master and her big tiddie goth girlfriend. She seems very level headed and cool. Also I like characters with fans. Shes like what Shen Qingqiu wishes he could act like.

Finally I want to add that I still dislike Hua Cheng. Don't trust him like AT ALL. fucking ditches in the middle of the night leaving only a pretty bauble? Put that on my, "top ten ways Hua Cheng makes me think of Jin Guangshan." List. How dare you treat trash grampa like an expensive hooker.

Anyway on to the next book 🎉

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more of my moshang x inuyasha/isekai thing bc im still stupid as hell

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tw // ghost, nightmare, haunting, gore

My PIDW headcanon: Luo Binghe is haunted by the "ghost" of Shen Jiu. Not...as in, there is really a ghost. Or you can think there is one. Either way is fine. But I like to think of it as Shen Jiu's memories still haunting him.

Sometimes, when LBH is alone in his chamber, he is unable to sleep, he can hear the subtle clinking of the chains. The sounds are there but at the same time, not. Sometimes, when he is enjoying wine, he can still smell the rotting stench of blood, waste and gore that he has learnt to associate with SQQ's prison.

One time, he had a horrible dream of being stuck in the woodshed again. He woke up, and walked around his study. He did it quietly, so that he won't wake up the wife he was bedding that night. In his study, he was pacing back and forth, when he thought he saw something at the corner of the door. He froze. Horrified. But that was just for a second. He could clearly see now. Nothing is there. But...he could have sworn, he saw a rotten figure peeking at him from the corner of the door, with chains and tattered clothes hanging, tangled with long, dirty hair. He could have sworn he saw the head peeking from the upper left corner. But it's not there now. Nothing is there.

Sometimes, when he is walking through his palace corridors alone, his royal robes dragging on the beautiful marble floor, he could hear the sound of the clothes dragging change just a bit, change into the dragging of a body dragging itself only by one hand. Every time he stops and turns around. Nothing is there. He is alone.

Sometimes, when he is making love, as he is lost in the throws of passion, he thinks that the lustful moans of his wives sound a bit too close to the painful grunts of his former shizun. He wants to stop right then and there. But he doesn't want to disappoint his wives. So, he keeps going.

He was alone in the large bath, the warm water and steam lulling him into sleep. It has been a long day. The royal court was brutal. The rebellions were suppressed but debates still felt unending. His eye lids were getting heavier. He felt so comfortable, so sleepy, he was already half-asleep, vision getting blurry. He was alone in the bath that could easily fit five. Eyes closing by themselves...blink...he is alone. Blink...it's a struggle to stay awake. Blink...he closes his eyes. He hears his voice. "Little beast." He is not alone. The water reeks. He opens his eyes. A mutilated corpse in the bath water, chained, limbless, staring at him. LBH startles awake so bad, he splashes water everywhere. He is gasping for air. He is alone in the bath and the water is warm. He is safe. He can still smell the rot though.

He decides to visit the prison again. He knows for sure that Shen Qingqiu is dead. He was dead the last time he saw him. He is dead now. So...he doesn't understand why he feels like when he opens the door, his shizun will be standing there, ready to insult him again. Why he felt like when he opens the door, he will be back in the woodshed. He opens the door. There he is, hanging uselessly in chains and dead, very much dead. LBH walks close to the corpse, just to be sure, checks for signs of life. The corpse is already being eaten by maggots. Skin rotten black and green. His shizun doesn't even look human, he is well on his way to become a skeleton. LBH thinks of feeding the corpse to sowers. After he performs an exorcism. Just in case. That's when he hears it from behind. The sound of a fan opening in one fluid motion. He turns around immediately! Hand on xin mo's hilt! But no one is there. LBH heart beat is racing, and he wants to just get out of there now. He must be losing his mind. Shizun is dead. He is DEAD. He is the emperor of all three realms now. He has nothing to fear from a stupid STUPID PATHETIC GHOST, EVEN IF HE IS REAL!! He calms himself down. He is gonna feed the corpse to beasts and burn this room. Seal it off, and never return. He will give the orders today--the sound of chains moving is now undeniable, he can hear it CLEARLY. Whatever is left behind, it's moving. LBH can feel its stare, picture it like all this is happening right in front of him. This time..the sounds don't go away. The cold dread doesn't go away. It is alive. It is grunting, croaking, almost trying to say something, raising its head. LBH... doesn't turn around. Doesn't look back. He runs. He dashes out of the room in almost maddening fear, and orders the first servant he comes across to seal the prison door. LBH walks as fast as he could without running to his private chamber, and finds Qiu Haitang there. He goes to her and embraces her. Trying to find some solace in her arms. QHT could smell the stench of death on her husband but she ignores it. He is clearly in distress, so, she tries to comfort him. Binghe has tears in his eyes, he hugs her tightly as she rubs his back. Suddenly, his pushes her away in shock. QHT is startled too. Her beloved is staring at her with fear in his eyes. She ignores the hurt she felt and coaxes him like he is a child, trying to ask what happened. He doesn't say that he heard the heavy chains clinking on her wrist when she was rubbing his back.

When he comes back from the other world with a "kind shizun", he walks straight towards shen qingqiu's prison, and smashes open the sealed door. Nothing is there. The room is completely clean, no track of blood or torture. LBH almost thinks that he went to the wrong prison. Sha Hualing followed him after she heard the commotion. SHL asks, her voice laced with hesitation and worries, "What is it, my love?"

LBH: "Where...where is he? Did I enter the wrong room?"

He sounds...genuinely confused which further scares SHL. "Binghe...?", she holds his face gently and says,"My lord, you ordered to feed the remains to the beasts and scrub this room clean as if nothing has ever happened here last month... remember?" LBH... doesn't answer for a while. Just stared at SHL with a dumbfounded expression. Then, "oh...yes. Yes, I-It must have escaped my mind." He smiles at her but it doesn't reach his eyes.

That night he swears that he sees his shizun's torn body, still bound in chains, swinging slowly at the corner of his eyes as if the chains itself have grown sentient and replaced his limbs. But every time he turns around, nothing is there. As he tries to fall asleep in Ning Yingying's arms, he swears that sometimes her light snores turn into his shizun's croaking sound every time he is just on the edge of falling asleep.

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The reason SVSSS Shen Jiu's fate disturbs me is coz he is GONE. Just gone and people did notice the difference and just... DIDN'T CARE?? He was so easily replaceable. Except for YQY but still even he didn't really try to find out what actually happened for such a drastic change coz tbh he is drowning in his own guilt for so long. He thinks SQQ forgetting him and "changing" is good. But like... IT'S SO--SO FUCKING DREADFUL. Tomorrow, if someone better replaces me and I die and like...no one would notice. That's a horror story. Shen Jiu disappeared. And it was like he didn't matter in the end.

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So Jun Wu is like the heavenly emperor right? And this is the same dude who Xie Lian met as a teen after kicking ghost ass and impressed him so much that he got blessed or whatever and ascended at 17???

And now I find out this same Jun Wu gifted Xie Lian a super rare sword from his own personal collection??? Bro who hasn't Xie Lian seduced??? That was straight up a courting gift I swear

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Xie Lian really out here representing all us poor people. I too am often judged by privileged teenagers 😔