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crocheted for the first time in several months to make CORN 🌽the cornservant gives me all the serotonin lil guy's just so perfect

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Mama's Little Mailman <3

I headcanon that Eddie's postal hat, which he wears today, was originally his mom's hat that she gave him before he moved away from their hometown. (I like to imagine that Eddie's mom alternates between wearing skirts and pants as part of her uniform) Btw, this is my headcanon OC of Eddie's mother when she was younger! Her name is Elizabeth Dear (also known as Beth), and she is one strong, dedicated, and loving wife, mother, and mail carrier 💪😔

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hi id like to report a crime

(HI HI HI SHERIFF!! YIPPEEEEE)

HOWDY MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡

:3

I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I HAVEN'T BEEN CHECKING MY INBOX LAKSJDFLAKJS;DFL

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✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡

[ howdyyy sherriff hehe (tips nonexistant cowboy hat) I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELLLLLLL HEHE ]

I'M DOING GREAT I'M SORRY FOR JUST SEEING THIS OH GOD A;LSDJFALSKDJF;ASLKDJF

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GOD I WANT TO TACKLE HIM ALKSDJFLKSJF

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the impulse purchase came in UwU

channeling my inner @carnivalcarrion with how badly i want to fling him into the sun 🌈

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this is the ideal male body. u may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like sorry not sorry 🚨💪

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goddammit why they gotta make these fuggn robots GAE® smh

based off of this pose i found on pinterest!

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how the fuck do u draw this dude oh mY GOD. also totally not joining the fandom 9 years late U _ U

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@bloomynmoon NUTZ I SWEAR TO FUCK

was literally about to post this right as discord came back up LMAO

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was literally about to post this right as discord came back up LMAO

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FINISHED DA BOIZ RIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN ENDS (CST at least al;sdjflkasf) EEEEEEEEEEEEE

i think ed would SO be stede and frank as blackbeard u can't tell me otherwise UwU

happy halloween everyone!!!!

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TRICK OR TREEEEAT!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEE, YOU ALSO GET A FRIEND!!

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TRICK OR TREAT >:D

HOWDY!! you get a friend :^)

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Trick or Treat!!

chocolate for you!!!!!! 👻

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NUTZ I STG

I will punt you

I'm being flirted with