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Eurus: Sherlock! How could you!

Sherlock: You are in the wrong first, why are you shouting at me?

Eurus: Honestly, you are the worst person in the world and I’m not taking any comebacks. Goodbye.

Mycroft: What the hell is this chaos?!

Eurus: Oh, we were fighting over McDonalds

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Mycroft: ...Eurus did you murder someone

Eurus: I have murdered many someone’s.

Eurus: You have to be more specific.

Eurus: In the last 10 minutes? No.

Eurus: Speaking generally? Yes.

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Mycroft: Eurus, what are you doing?

Eurus, in a hushed voice: I’m helping Sherlock find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Mrs Holmes: I COULDN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT EURUS! I am lost for words.

Eurus: *turns to camera* Despite being lost for words, she still managed to shout at me for 45 minutes.

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Eurus: If you ever need to bury a body and don’t want anyone to dig it up, remember to plant an endangered plant on where you buried it so it’ll be illegal to dig it up.

Sherlock: First of all, that’s very wrong, second of all, where in the name of god where would you find an endangered plant-

Eurus: *Slowly holds out a bouquet of endangered plants*

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Mycroft: When I said “I wanted something after you came back from the beach” I meant for you to get a seashell or something small!

Eurus, wrestling with a seagull: Well you should’ve fucking said that.

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I want to say “I love you,” but I’ll just make you smile, instead.

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my name is Sherlock i am wise. i hug my Jawn becos he cries. he sad becos his wife is ded So note to self: don’t lik his hed.

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Mycroft: Sometimes you have to face your fears to know that it’s not actually scary.

Eurus: Yeah I totally agree. Like that last time I went to climb a mountain in a storm and I demanded to be struck by lightning. Nothing happened though and I’m not even scared of god now.

Sherlock: That’s not-

Mycroft: YOU DID WHAT

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Mycroft: Eurus let’s be honest. Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Eurus: Literally or figuratively?

Mycroft: Why do I have to specify on that-

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Eurus: *Kicks the door down, runs inside wish Sherlock very panicked*

Mycroft: What happened?

Eurus: NOBODY DIED

Mycroft: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT

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Jim: I never considered you a rival~

Sherlock: I never considered you at all.

Jim: NOW THATS HURTFUL

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Sherlock: This salad surely need some dressing on it.

Jim: I ✨ could✨ surely✨ need ✨some✨ dressing ✨on ✨me!

Eurus, raising two knives in each hand: NOT IN FRONT OF MY LUNCH YOU BITCH

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Eurus: *Screaming at the old 2020 calendar* You will be missed, 2020, you will be missed

Sherlock: Missed for the epidemic or missed for creating chances for you to steal Christmas presents

Eurus: Yes

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Sherlock: You are charged with milk replacement. How do you plead.

Eurus: I’ll take the death sentence thank you.

Mycroft, so done with the milk thing: Sherlock, just get the milk again. Eurus, you’re coming with me.

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Eurus: If you’re smart, you’ll run away...

Eurus: Far far away...

Sherlock: Well I’m not!

Eurus: You’re not smart?

Sherlock: No! I mean I won’t run away- why must you phrase your sentences like that?

Eurus: I’m the villain.