#incorrect sherlock holmes

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Sherlock: Dear Brain, you obstinate fuck. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under the bright fucker in the sky. I did the thing with the moving and the sweating and whatnot

Sherlock: Now make with the happy chemical

John: Did you also do the lying down thing? Did you get unconscious for eight hours

Sherlock: Fuck

[vodkabutgay]

[Time skip Moriarty Gang]

Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?

William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.

Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?

William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!

Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?

William:

Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?

[annmaximoff18]

My type of boy is tall, intelligent and doesn't know how to socialize.

Spencer Reid

Tech

Zoro Roronoa

Sherlock

Newt Scamander

Bruce Wayne

Steven Grant

Daryl Dixon

[baker-street-boys]

I might be late to this but, I just realized that Sherlock was trying to kill himself on the plane. like he was purposefully overdosing because he knew he couldn't last six months knowing he would never see John again. Like there is no other explanation because he took the drugs before he found out about Moriarty right? And then he just happened to be super high when he tried to solve it and ended up in his Victorian fantasy. In short, my poor little baby needs a hug.

[fandomcentralsposts]

[achromatophoric]

— One night, in midst of solving a mystery. —

Enid: *whispering* Pssst. Wends, why was Dr. Watson a podiatrist?

Wednesday: He was a surgeon, not a—

Enid: Because a crime is afoot.

Wednesday:

Enid: Get it? 😀

Wednesday: Enid, do you perchance require a light?

Enid: Yes pleA—

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

John: Sherlock, I think we have a problem

Sherlock: What, the fire?

John: No, the—wait, what fire?

Sherlock: Forget about it, this sounds more interesting

[buckingham-ashtray]

to me one of the funniest things in asip is definitely when sherlock brought the man previously from his flat to the crime scene without even introducing him except for emphasizing "he's with me" and gavin lestrade was trying to decide whether a) if sherlock has really gone round the bend and decided to take a hostage to keep as a pet and he should save this man from sherlock or b) if this man is even more of a dangerous sociopathic nutter than sherlock and he should lock him up and save london from this man

[vlx3n]

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Billy: Hey, have either of you been arrested?

William, the lord of crime: No

Sherlock, a detective: Yes

[elinordash]

THE SCARLET CLAW (1944)

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

[strangesthirdeye]

Being Sherlock's wife and going through the pregnancy would include:

Warning: It's Sherlock, he's a great man. fluff, aftermath of The Final Problem, sweet, baby, Sherlock is a great husband, pregnancy, Baby William creation.

As usual, I'm sorry if there are any wrong sentences or typos or grammatical mistakes, please forgive me and again English is not my first language, so I try to improve my language and writing in this way.

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• Him, dumbfounded and stunned when you told the news that you are pregnant which causes you to be concerned with the lack of response from him.

"I think you broke him" John.

•But later Sherlock recovers from the state of loading his information by hugging you tightly and repeatedly saying you two have become parents.

• Since you are still in the early stages of pregnancy, Sherlock will monitor your diet and recommend routines that should be followed by pregnant women. That's after he did research for pregnant women on Google.

• Concerned with the safety of you and the baby when you insist on joining him and John to solve cases. Even if you are still early in your pregnancy and capable of doing your work, saying that you don't need to tire yourself, but later let you join him and John.

• Morning sickness? don't worry Sherlock is always alert to your situation so don't be surprised if he suddenly appears behind you just to hold your hair as you vomit all the contents of your stomach into the toilet.

• Headaches? Sherlock can give you paracetamol and massage your head. Body aches? automatically, Sherlock is good at massage

• When it comes to the middle of pregnancy, the majority of pregnant women will have cravings with weird combinations of food. So you are no exception.

• Lemon and Honey? Sherlock can take the pickle and peanut butter boots? Sherlock doesn't know if the one he married all this time is human or not.

• wake up late at night just to eat something spicy? Sherlock automatically got up and left the flat for the sake's of you.

• you are also no exception to mood swings and your victim is Sherlock. Obviously.

• from sad to angry to happy and Sherlock handles your mood easily because he really expects you to be like that. He will be the place where you release your mood swings as long as you don't kill him.

• John being an expert about pregnancy (Mary preggo tadaa) gave him advice to handle pregnant women.

"and don't stress her out, Sherlock" John obviously.

• And now the awaited time has arrived. As your stomach is getting bigger and rounder, Sherlock can't keep his hands on his side because he always puts his big hands on your stomach just to feel the baby in that stomach.

• he will kneel and talk to the baby in the stomach which becomes a daily routine in these few months. He excitedly talked about his cases. Obviously.

• Him, excited when he gets a response from the baby in the stomach like a baby kicking your stomach because the baby is excited with his father. Often leaving you gasping for breath due to indigestion being kicked by the baby in the stomach.

• rub your belly every night and hug you from the back every time you sleep.

• when it comes to last month of pregnancy, your body aches and back pain are getting worse and Sherlock always helps you.

• he will whisper words of comfort in your ear as he hugs you from behind and strokes your hair to convince you that you are a strong person as you are having a mental breakdown.

• But overall, everything turns out fine and you don't have a mental breakdown anymore. Thanks to your loving husband.

• Excited because there are only a few weeks left before he will meet his baby and always finding some good names for his baby.

• Gender? nahh he doesn't care about that as long as the baby comes out well.

"Tina?" Sherlock.

"sounds like somebody's aunt" You.

•talking with baby has become traditions now. And he cannot wait to hold his baby.

• last week of pregnancy, he already took you to the hospital in case you give birth early. Bags and all facilities such as baby clothes and diapers have been packed by Sherlock. So no need to worry.

• John gave him a word of advice about the newborn. Such as what he should do and what he shouldn't do so that he won't panic.

• Rosie is excited to meet her new friend and always stuck with you while talking to the baby in your belly. She already sees you as a mother figure as hers has passed away. So no wonder she always stuck with you.

• When it's time for you to give birth, Sherlock will be where you endure the pain when you push the baby out of your vagina. He doesn't care if his hand is broken because you grabbed it or you swear at him. He's always there.

• Him, saying that you are strong and encouraging you to push the baby.

• panic when everything was quiet for a moment but sighed in relief when he heard the sound of his baby crying for the first time. He rubbed your head happily.

• Him, support his bundle of joy in both hands and smile genuinely as he found out that he got a boy.

• William Scott Hamish Holmes. That's your baby's name and his.

• Kiss William's forehead tenderly and whisper some words like welcome him to the family of Holmes.

• He is always there when you need him. What a great husband.

[trixiethenerd42]

John: *whispering* He's wearing that damn purple shirt

Sherlock: What did you say?

John: It's a nice day, isn't it?

[baker-street-boys]

Irene: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, an "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Sherlock: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Irene: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Sherlock: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Irene & Janine: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

John: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Lestrade: Tongue?

John: Yeah.

Lestrade: Cool.

[loichte]

Liam: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Sherlock, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.