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For the sake of Hubris, I'm bored, tired, and far too small of an account to get noticed, and far too confident, here goes, no tags, no @'s

I can guarantee that I will never end up in a Tumblr reading video, not Vincey, not PM Seymour, not eclipsed, not even Bettina, I am confident I will be the one who never escapes containment, and I will not be laughed at by YouTube comments, because I won't ever be seen on YouTube

What have you got now, Hubris, and Apollo too, neither of you can touch me

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So, storytime, a few days ago, I was riding my motorized scooter to and from work for the first time, and on my way back, about one mile away from home, there were two consecutive turns, now, up until this point, I've only been turning once every few blocks, so I hadn't experienced this before, and so I was turning too fast and tried to hit the break, the scooter stopped, I did not, and I landed jaw first onto cement, and now have two broken bones in my jaw, and it's misaligned, so for the next six weeks, I won't be able to talk, like, at all

Tldr, went too fast, too furious, and now I have rubber bands spring locking my mouth shut to adjust it back to normal

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CaptainSauce and VanossGaming, that's about all I've got to add

Name a famous person from Canada without using Google

The only two people im thinking right now

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Reblogging to boost it thanks to Simple Life being a thing now

I asked my mom who barely even knows Minecraft to guess the life series members names

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Give Gem either her spectator powers from wild life cuz it's funny and could have a similar drawback to Uraraka cuz did you see Gem's visceral reaction to spectator being her power? Maybe a quirk like Koda's and she just weaponizes the forests and my life will be yours

Hello gang. Do we fuck with MHA AUs here

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brough it back~!" Fanart of one of my favorite fanmade digimon, Geopardmon! Thank you very much to @ak-illustrate for creating the original design!

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I asked my mom who barely even knows Minecraft to guess the life series members names

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So, they both got the crown, and Lizzy because girl power, but more importantly, I now need the art of shinyduo sharing the crowns

I just had a thought while watching pearls latest impossible Minecraft video, you think if her and Gem tie death wise, they'd both get crowns?

i really think there are only two ways for this to get resolved in this scenario

either we crown both of them, matching crowns and the number of fanart of them standing over bloodied corpse, very religious painting-like, increases ×100

or we actually get the destinied pvp 1v1 match to the death where there is only one winner, anD LET ME TELL YOU, I WOULD GO CRAZY OVER IT. IMAGINE GEM POSTING HER IMPOSSIBLE MINECRAFT SMP MOVIE AND THE END IS THE 1V1???? I WOULD EXPLODE ON THE SPOT

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@agarafile she can't keep getting away with this

Geminitay everyone.

From Pearl's stream.

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I just had a thought while watching pearls latest impossible Minecraft video, you think if her and Gem tie death wise, they'd both get crowns?

i really think there are only two ways for this to get resolved in this scenario

either we crown both of them, matching crowns and the number of fanart of them standing over bloodied corpse, very religious painting-like, increases ×100

or we actually get the destinied pvp 1v1 match to the death where there is only one winner, anD LET ME TELL YOU, I WOULD GO CRAZY OVER IT. IMAGINE GEM POSTING HER IMPOSSIBLE MINECRAFT SMP MOVIE AND THE END IS THE 1V1???? I WOULD EXPLODE ON THE SPOT

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@agarafile come get a look at this

went online and said this and left

Also Pearl us currently streaming on twitch in the time i posted this so go check it out, if you want too ofc

(The streams done now btw)

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Saw this at work, my first thought was "Joel coded hot Wheels"

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When there's a large spider on your floor and you don't want to have to step on it yourself

It's the spider's floor now. I don't make the rules.

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About to play my first actual sonic game, sonic colors ultimate, wish me luck

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Hey look, it's me spreading the word of shinyduo

So, I went to Twitter for 5 minutes and

Clip is on the same thread

https://x.com/owlropothry/status/1873721830399463590

the fact that i had to go to twitter for this is CRIMINAL oml

gem making gay jokes casually in conversation is something that means so much to me but also. ABSOLUTELY INSANE SENTENCE TO SEE OUT OF CONTEXT LMAOO

sometimes we have to accept that the biggest shiny duo beliver is gem herself. wdym she forgets pearl is straight. pearl herself had to pause after she heard that.

i love this, i need to study them under a microscope

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This is hilarious, reblogging it so fast

Life Series Winners as Ghosts AU:

Grian: The longest dead, died in a revolutionary war against a corrupted king. Stabbed in the chest. Overly critical of every other ghost in the house, self proclaimed leader.

Pearl: The daughter of a noblewoman who was married off to the man who owned the house. She was convinced that the two of them were in love until he strangled her in her sleep, just aiming to gain her inheritance.

Martyn: A pirate who used the house as a safehouse in between adventures, until he was found out and he was shot in the back of the head. Did try to usurp Grian as the leader of the ghost at one point, failed pathetically.

Joel: A nascar racer who retired in the house after years of continuous victorys brought him fame and fortune. Died when a rival put a bomb in one of his cars.

Cleo: A fitness instructor from the 80’s. Moved into the house with her two sons. Poisoned by her jealous ex husband to get back at them for leaving him.

Scar: Cleo’s son who returned to the house in the future to investigate the death of his mother all of those years ago. He’s driven mad by the investigation and he hangs himself, at least that’s what everyone seems to think.

Scott: The most recent tenant of the house. Bought it because the housing market is shit but Bdubs wanted to sell the house no matter what he got out of it because of all the bad memories it held. Tried renovating it and had the ceiling crash down on him.

Jimmy: The most recent tenant of the house. The ghosts are frantically trying to get him to leave because everyone who lives in the house seems to die. Jimmy however, doesn’t care what the ghosts say, because he just thinks he’s hallucinating.

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Just realized, if the big cat is a mech with the smaller cat in the head, this is absolutely it's second stage where you see the endoskeleton and it sparks electricity and it's movement is very sporadic

the finished strawberry cat castle!! i can't believe the giant cat was a last minute addition, it really made it all come together